If any of you watch ”The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency’ you’ll know that Survivor: Cook Islands’ J.P. Calderon was hired by Janice to represent him.

Last week Instinct Magazine contacted Janice regarding offering J.P. a cover.

The only stipulation?

They only place ‘out’ gay men on their covers. That’s when Janice had to go to J.P. and very delicately ask him if he were gay.

I’m sure that Janice already knew his sexual orientation, J.P. hung out at gay clubs and with gay men, but he had never come out publicly. And Janice, unlike Perez Hilton, just wanted J.P. to decide if he was ready or not to come out to the world.

Now, the thing that pissed me off is that The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency reality show stretched this out two weeks.

We were supposed to see J.P. coming out last week but they ran it into a sort of ‘To be continued..’ bullshit ending. So it will be this Wednesday that we will see J.P. come out publicly.

“It’s not every day somebody gets slapped in the face with a major magazine like Instinct, Janice Dickinson, her TV show.. I think I’m just supposed to do this! I’m coming out and I’m living.”
-J.P. Calderon, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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Evening Briefs

Janice Dickinson suffered a concussion after hitting her head on a windshield during a hit and run last night. Janice was with her makeup artist and stylist on 405 when a truck ran them into the barrier and then fled.
Janice and her crew went to a local hospital where everyone checked out A.O.K.

Founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos, Joe Francis, was sentenced to community service today after pleading guilty to federal charges of his business failing to monitor the ages of the women it films.
Mantra Films Inc. will also pay $1.6 million in fines for putting wasted teens in videos it filmed during spring break and failing to label its DVDs and videos as required by federal law.
The judge told Francis that he was tacking on the community service because he felt that a fine alone wouldn’t phase him, being as he makes over $40 million a year.
“It does not take a very brave man to go out and corner a girl in the middle of spring break who had four drinks,” the judge told Francis. Only four drinks? Who’s he kidding!

Tawny Kitaen got off easy. Prosecutors dropped the cocaine possession charges she was facing as long as she completes a drug rehab program. The charges stem from the May incident in which someone anonymously called the police to check the welfare of her children. During that check police stumbled upon a mere 15 grams of cocaine.
Tawny has reportedly entered rehab and will be receiving treatment until June.

Rosie is not leaving ‘The View’.
She was asked by an audience member in today’s taping about the ‘Nip/Tuck’ vs. ‘The View’ rumors. Rosie’s reply? “Don’t anybody worry where Rosie’s going. She’s right here.” She also told the audience that she would love to do ‘Nip/Tuck’ and that it films in the summer when ‘The View’ is on break.

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Here’s a great clip of some celebrities out on the town in Hollywood recently.

From TMZ.com- “We start out the night with Janice Dickinson, the self-titled “World’s First Supermodel” and you wouldn’t believe what she wanted in exchange for her beanie. Following her into Hollywood hotspot Hyde were Jack Osbourne and Harry Morton, who was hitting all the clubs sans girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, who is out of town. Paris Hilton also showed up with her entourage to continue celebrating the release of her new CD, while Andy Roddick obviously had somewhere to get to STAT. TMZ also caught up with Lil’ Jon, who was in great form outside of Element, another Hollywood joint.”

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I never cared for the self absorbed bitch.

She’s a bony little wretched snake tongued has been who thinks she was the World’s First Supermodel. What the fuck? Sorry honey but there were many models before you who should own that title. Just one example would be Twiggy. Janice needs to think she was the ground breaking bitch & she thinks she has the world fooled into believing that as well.

Just another has-been, holding onto her glory days..

Janice Dickinson, the world’s first labeled ‘Supermodel’ (so she says) and judge on‘America’s Top Model’ is talking mad Smack.

She was recently quoted as saying that today’s young female stars are too caught up in the whole plastic surgery thing. Who the hell is she to talk?

Ms. Dickinson pre-surgery/ height of career.

Ms. Dickinson post surgery/ washed up/ scary as a motherfucker!

She has definitely had her tits done, and by looking at her face I’d guess a face/eye lift and nosejob, botox to her forehead, cheek implants collagen to that fat lip of hers..at the very least. Too bad she can’t do anything about that chicken neck.
She is one nasty, plastic, venomous broad. And a HYPOCRITE!
Janice, you make Joan Rivers look baggable!

Janice Dickinson, the world’s first labeled ‘Supermodel’ (so she says) and judge on ‘America’s Top Model’ is talking mad Smack.

She was recently quoted as saying that today’s young female stars are too caught up in the whole plastic surgery thing. Who the hell is she to talk?

Ms. Dickinson pre-surgery/ height of career.

Ms. Dickinson post surgery/ washed up/ scary as a motherfucker!

She has definitely had her tits done, and by looking at her face I’d guess a face/eye lift and nosejob, botox to her forehead, cheek implants collagen to that fat lip of hers..at the very least. Too bad she can’t do anything about that chicken neck.
She is one nasty, plastic, venomous broad. And a HYPOCRITE!
Janice, you make Joan Rivers look baggable!