Jason Davis, notorious sloth friend of Paris Hilton and brother of Brandon Davis, was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and DUI after being pulled over last weekend in the San Fernando Valley.

Police first thought the substance he was holding was cocaine but further testing showed it was in fact, heroin.A junkie fat boy?

Just more proof of what a loser this fat ass is. In case you care, here he is on video with the paps grilling him about his arrest and his ‘business ventures’. Because you know, he’s just got so much going on in the business world. If you have seen any videos with him before, you know the drill. He’s an important man who’s going places. Or so he would like us all to think..

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Jason Davis, Brandon Davis’ brother, has lost a whopping 60 pounds so far since having gastric bypass surgery.

He plans on losing a total of 140 pounds.

Since losing the weight he’s scored himself a boyfriend “described as a club kid who works for a teen magazine,” and Jason is one happy Gummy Bear.

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It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.

It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.

So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?

Well marvel no more.

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The 100 Grand bar = Tori Spelling.

But make sure you buy two!

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Dots = Victoria Beckham

They double as nipples!

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Nerds = Dustin Diamond

Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!

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Mike & Ikes = Mike Tyson, Ike Turner

Even wife beaters love candy!

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Big Hunk = Mr. Big (Chris Noth)

Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..

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Pop Rocks = Amy Winehouse

For those pop stars that love their rocks!

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Gummi Bear = Jason Davis

As dubbed by TMZ.com..

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Troll Gummi’s = Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Well, duh!

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Sky Bar = Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!

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Three Musketeers = Lindsay, Britney and Paris

Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!

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Wax Lips = Courtney Love

When your real mouth just won’t do!

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I’m off for a long weekend as I’m sure are a lot of you! Enjoy the long weekend and have a fabulous, safe time!

See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy

Of course, I’m lying!

But that’s what a friend of Jason Davis‘, whom TMZ has dubbed, ‘Gummi Bear’, would like you to believe.

Last night outside Les Deux, the TMZ cameras tried talking with Jason, whom I dub ‘Jabba the Gut’, but a nosy friend meddled, telling Jason to roll his window up and ignore them.  As it turned out it was only because the loud mouth wanted all the attention for himself.  When Jason’s window went up, Max Megahorn’s went down. 

He blabbed to the paps saying that Jason is sober now, he’s starting a big company, how Jason’s been employed by somebody ‘big’..you know just a bunch of crap.  Max didn’t seem very sober to me.  He had that 100 mph speech thing going on and seemed amped up, if you know what I mean.

Jason sat there with a smirk on his face playing with his Blackberry, or phone or whatever, probably wondering where he was going to get his next piece of cheesecake.