Mariah Carey was on the Jay Leno Show last night, pimping out her new perfume.
Oh, excuse me, parfum.
Mariah had heaving cleavage – even more so than usual – and if you notice, she bends over in front of Jay giving him a hell of a show. Heh. Then Mariah shows the audience the correct way to apply her parfum, starting right in between the breasts and moving to, well, I forgot where she put it after that. I think Jay did to. His reply after her little show? “It’s times like this when I wish I had the desk.”
Chelsea Handler revealed her Playboy cover on the Jay Leno Show Wednesday night.
Well, more like the show revealed it, she didn’t. According to her she hadn’t seen the shot yet. But you never know when to believe that girl, she’s always funking with you. Speaking of, she and Jay really roast each other’s nads throughout this clip. Chelsea is great. She’s got this witty locker room humor, and I just love it. She can hang with the big boys any day.
Adam Carolla tells Jay who he thinks should win this month’s “Jackass of the Month” award.
I’m sure you will agree with his choice.
Although I love Adam, it seemed like he struggled through a bit of this skit. I always love his warped sense of humor though. Wouldn’t he be a blast to have a beer with? He’d have you in stiches the entire time!
Rush Limbaugh and Jay Leno discuss government run health care.
I have to admit, Rush had some great points about what could happen if government was put in control of our health care system. But, as I hate to discuss politics, I’ll leave this one up to you to decide if you think his points were valid or not.
Pee-Wee Herman is back on the scene after a very long hiatus.
Pee-Wee tells Jay about his “abstinence ring”, which, considering his past, is a riot. He also shares with us how he got into acting, his musical talents and how he perceived things differently as a child.
I’m glad Paul Reubens is able to perform as Pee-Wee again. It was so scandalous at the time that he was caught masturbating in a XXX cinema that it completely ruined his career. Sadly, that meant Pee-Wee had to go.
But enough time has passed and Pee-Wee is back again. Pee-Wee lives, bitches!
Halle Berry denied pregnancy rumors on the Jay Leno Show, 9/17/09.
Halle Berry, in all her gorgeousness, on the Jay Leno Show’s fourth episode, telling him she is NOT pregnant.
Love Halle! A bartender who waited on her once told me that hottie Halle is SUPER cool in person and hasn’t let fame go to her head. So nice to know there are a few like that. Apparently she is also WAY hotter in person, boys!
Jay Leno asked Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz 10 questions on The Jay Leno Show last night.
And it got a little weird! Well, anytime someone tries to talk with Tom Cruise about life things get a little bizarre..
Jay asks Tom question number four, the best question I might add.. “Tom, have you ever been to a strip club?” Egad! He asked something I would ask! Xenu no likey!
Tom, clearly lying, answers that he has not. Liar, liar, your ass is on fire! He was such a stud back in the Risky Business days, and he was so young, I highly doubt he didn’t get a few funbags bounced off his face in his younger days. Bitch please! I tried to capture the exact moment on his face that I knew he was lying in the photo to the right.
Jay responds to Tom with “You Lie!” Ha! My thoughts exactly.
LOVED this and had to share. The part with the hoses had me rolling. I loved the entire Jay Leno Show last night. The energy was great and he had really good guests on. Just hope he can keep the momentum up!
On Jay Leno’s premiere of ‘The Jay Leno Show’ Kanye West just happened to be a scheduled guest.
And after the controversy yesterday with West rushing the stage as Taylor Swift accepted an award at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs), the timing couldn’t be better.
Of course we couldn’t wait to hear what he had to say.
The first thing Jay said to Kanye was “Thank you for honoring this commitment, a lot of times people . . . things happen and they kinda back out at the last minute or they have a publicist or someone call and say, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, my client is not available.’ So thank you for coming and doing this in light of all the things going on.”
Agreed on that part. At least Kanye showed up. But it’s not like he is one to turn down any major publicity..
Kanye then went on to apologize, saying that he knew almost immediately what he did was wrong. Jay asked him to elaborate, and Kanye said it was when he returned the microphone to Taylor.
Then for the “deep” Kanye. Jay told Kanye that he knew his late mother, Donde West. He then pulled a Larry King and asked Kanye, “What do you think she [Donde] would have said about this?” Ouch. I think that one had to have stung.
Then it gets quiet. Kanye never looks up. He fidgets, he’s sweating. For a few moments the only thing he manages to say is, “Um.”
Watch the video and then tell me, do you think he was sincere? And if he was sincere, do you think it was because he realizes what he did wrong – or simply because of the backlash?
