Jennifer & John, back on

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together – again.

This, according to Us Weekly who says the pair have reunited after nine months apart.

Jen and John have been corresponding via text messages recently and met up at a Four Seasons hotel after having dinner separately on September 22nd.

The Us Weekly sources say:

“He really got to her, and she’s hooked on him. She just can’t let go.”

“They are very close. They remain great friends. He thinks she’s amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her.”

Oh boy, here we go again. I almost feel like a fool for even posting about it because  I’ll probably be posting about their break-up soon enough. Then will come the Brad & Jen are Back Together! rumor….it’s a vicious cycle.

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples make a special appearance as she arrives on the set of ‘The Bounty’.

Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me…?

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And the battle rages on, between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie for the heart of Brad Pitt… wait a second…  I thought this thing was over like 3 years ago. Brad Pitt picked Jolie, adopted like 37 kids, and became Brangelina, primarily because Bradiston sounds completely retarded. Well, the war continues, as Jennifer Aniston still has supporters that think she was robbed, and that apparently includes members of Brad’s own family.

According to Now! magazine, Brad’s mom Jane remains quite fond of his ex-girlfriend.

“Jane’s seen, first hand, how difficult Angelina is,” a source revealed. “She never comes to visit the family in Missouri and is always prickly on the rare occasions they have got together. Jennifer was the total opposite — charming, friendly and the perfect daughter-in-law. She always made time to be an active part of the family, whereas Angie just turns her nose up… (Jen and Jane) speak at least a couple of times a week and Jen never misses a birthday or special occasion.”

So Brad wound up picking the one his mom didn’t like…? That’s my boy. Well played, sir.

Why would Brad Pitt select the candidate that his mom is in love with, when he has a much hotter choice with tattoos of Billy Bob Thornton’s name on her and vials of blood hanging from her neck? Do I even really need to answer that?

And I can’t speak for Brad… well, actually I can, so I will…Jennifer Aniston was on FRIENDS  and we can’t be with someone if we don’t respect what they do. She was in LEPRECHAUN though, which almost brought her back to respectability, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades… oh, and they tell me nuclear war, too, but I hope I’m not around to find that one out for myself.

[Now!]

Jennifer Aniston is seen shooting a scene for her new film “The Baster” where she is playing with a child on the steps of a Brownstone home.

“The Baster” will be released in 2010.

[Photograph: Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com]

Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman film scenes for ‘The Baster’ in Manhattan’s upper east side.

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That’s the rumor around town.

I’m almost afraid to even write about it because it will probably end up being untrue, or they’ll just get back together by the weekend or something.

But anyhow as the story goes, John broke it off with Jen when she returned to the country after promoting Marley & Me in Europe. Time will tell, I suppose, whether or not it’s true. Just like the engagement ring rumors earlier this week which proved to be 100% false..

[E!]

Poison frontman turned VH1 reality star Bret Michaels would certainly like to fill John Mayer’s shoes.

Not in a musical sense, but in the sense that he’d like to sink his teeth into Jennifer Aniston.

A friend of Michaels told the NY Daily News that Bret had a thing for Aniston, and when asked about it, the kohl-eyed singer confirmed the crush.

He said,

“There is no doubt I find Jennifer to be very hot, smart, funny down-to-earth and a great actress. She is creative and seems to be on top of her business as well. Most importantly, she seems like someone you could take home to meet mom — yet, behind closed tour bus doors, she could rock your world…I am really just stating the facts as I see them.”

He adds that he doesn’t want to intrude on Aniston and Mayer’s relationship, but that “should John fall out of the picture for some reason… I’m just saying.”

C’mon Jen, you know you want to run your fingers through his hair!

You wish!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jennifer Aniston turned down Hugh Hefner’s supposedly massive $10 million dollar offer, opting not to bare all in the girlie mag.

Hef decided to contact Jen after seeing her recent sexy GQ shoot where she was nude – with the exception of a well placed necktie.

Lucrative offer or not, Jen has no plans to bare it all anytime soon.

Aniston fans: Do you think she should do it – or would it be a bad career move?

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Gah, Jennifer Aniston is everywhere lately. If you can’t stand her, this is probably torture for you, because there’s no getting away from her lately!

Jen strips down for the upcoming cover of GQ wearing nothing but a red white and blue tie, her strategically placed limbs hiding her girlie parts.

She looks great and I like Jen, but enough already. Must everyone get naked lately?

It’s like every star aspires to achieve the same things. To make it as an actor/actress, then get their own clothing line, only to later appear in a controversial naked ad or photo (at least once) and to cut an crappy album. WTF?

I wonder when Jen’s album drops?