“The Bounty Hunter” co-stars Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler pose together at the premiere held at Vue cinemas in Leicester Square.

Geeze Jen, a little clingy, aren’t we?

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Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston sex it up for “W”

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston on the cover of the latest “W” magazine.

The two reportedly have a huge spread in the April issue. They are playing up their characters from their upcoming film, The Bounty Hunter which hits theaters March 19th.

Yippee. They both bore me. Especially together.

Yawnnn………

Jennifer Aniston and her rumored beau, Gerard Butler are celebrating Jen’s 41st birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Also along for the celebratio is Aniston’s BFF Courteney Cox and hubby David Arquette, as well as Sheryl Crowe.

Gerard arrived a couple of days after everyone else, but is enjoying the warm Mexican sun with the group and in plenty of time for Jen’s February 11th birthday.

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Jennifer & John, back on

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together – again.

This, according to Us Weekly who says the pair have reunited after nine months apart.

Jen and John have been corresponding via text messages recently and met up at a Four Seasons hotel after having dinner separately on September 22nd.

The Us Weekly sources say:

“He really got to her, and she’s hooked on him. She just can’t let go.”

“They are very close. They remain great friends. He thinks she’s amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her.”

Oh boy, here we go again. I almost feel like a fool for even posting about it because  I’ll probably be posting about their break-up soon enough. Then will come the Brad & Jen are Back Together! rumor….it’s a vicious cycle.

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples make a special appearance as she arrives on the set of ‘The Bounty’.

Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me…?

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And the battle rages on, between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie for the heart of Brad Pitt… wait a second…  I thought this thing was over like 3 years ago. Brad Pitt picked Jolie, adopted like 37 kids, and became Brangelina, primarily because Bradiston sounds completely retarded. Well, the war continues, as Jennifer Aniston still has supporters that think she was robbed, and that apparently includes members of Brad’s own family.

According to Now! magazine, Brad’s mom Jane remains quite fond of his ex-girlfriend.

“Jane’s seen, first hand, how difficult Angelina is,” a source revealed. “She never comes to visit the family in Missouri and is always prickly on the rare occasions they have got together. Jennifer was the total opposite — charming, friendly and the perfect daughter-in-law. She always made time to be an active part of the family, whereas Angie just turns her nose up… (Jen and Jane) speak at least a couple of times a week and Jen never misses a birthday or special occasion.”

So Brad wound up picking the one his mom didn’t like…? That’s my boy. Well played, sir.

Why would Brad Pitt select the candidate that his mom is in love with, when he has a much hotter choice with tattoos of Billy Bob Thornton’s name on her and vials of blood hanging from her neck? Do I even really need to answer that?

And I can’t speak for Brad… well, actually I can, so I will…Jennifer Aniston was on FRIENDS  and we can’t be with someone if we don’t respect what they do. She was in LEPRECHAUN though, which almost brought her back to respectability, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades… oh, and they tell me nuclear war, too, but I hope I’m not around to find that one out for myself.

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Jennifer Aniston is seen shooting a scene for her new film “The Baster” where she is playing with a child on the steps of a Brownstone home.

“The Baster” will be released in 2010.

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Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman film scenes for ‘The Baster’ in Manhattan’s upper east side.

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