Archive for the ‘Jennifer Aniston’ Category

John Mayer Has a Donkey Schlong

Monday, May 19th, 2008

John Mater Mayer has been putting the wood to Jennifer Aniston, and according to reports, her mood has finally changed for the better.

One source described Jennifer’s new attitude, “She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character.” Well, yeah, he’s finally getting some!

So why exactly is Jen on Cloud 9? Because according to John’s exes, he has a “certain feature” that is amazing. And watch out - he also knows how to use it. One of his exes said, “His body actually is a wonderland.”

Enjoy the ride, Jen, because once John gets bored he moves on. I think he might just be ‘taking one for the team’ here. Heh. I wonder how long it will be before he and Kate Hudson hook up?

John Mayer Continues to Bang His Way Through Hollywood

Monday, May 12th, 2008

John Mayer just can’t seem to find a woman to satisfy him for any length of time.

The women love him and he loves them. As you have probably heard, John’s latest conquest is Jennifer Aniston. A seemingly good match as both seem to be laid back and are all Abercrombie & Fitch like. They probably toss back a few, smoke a dube and get it on. Fun for now, but will Jen get her heart stomped on again? Of course she will!

[People Magazine]

Retro Rolling Stone Cover - Jennifer Aniston

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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Jennifer Aniston - Rolling Stone Magazine, March 4, 1999

Jennifer Aniston Heads to the Movies. . .Watches Brad Pitt’s New Film

Monday, October 29th, 2007

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Recently Jennifer Aniston quietly snuck into a screening of her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s new movie, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford at the Landmark Cinema in Los Angeles.

Sh tried to conceal her identity a bit with a baseball hat (yeah, that’s a great disguise!) but when she was seen with BFF Courteney Cox, her cover was blown.

Poor, poor Jen, it’s been a couple of years now and she is probably still desperately in love with Brad.  She’s probably shocked that he and Angie are still together.  I know I am.  I thought for sure that it wouldn’t last a year.  Don’t get me wrong though, I still think Brad and Ang will breakup someday, but now that they have an entire clan of children it certainly will make it harder to do.

I kinda miss the old Brad & Jen.  They weren’t out saving he world or anything but they had a sort of down to earth relationship.  Or so it seemed.

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Jennifer Aniston on the Set of “He’s Just Not That Into You”

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

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Source: CelebUtopia

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Brad Pitt

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

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“The most important thing to me about that time was for Jen and me to figure out if… we didn’t want to go on with any outside influence. `Is this where we get off? Have we taken this as far as we wanted to go?’ Those questions had to be answered before an attraction to Angie could be answered. I don’t know how better to have handled it. The thing guiding me then was you don’t know how many days you have, and you need life to be everything you need it to be.”

-Brad Pitt on the breakup between he and Jennifer Aniston

Afternoon Briefs

Monday, August 27th, 2007

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* The Teen Choice Awards was last night and it was packed full of jail bait, whores…and Larry Birkhead? Best part of the night was when a large, heavy decorative box fell from the ceiling of the VIP tent and knocked a Hollywood publicist unconscious! Click here for the list of winners.

* Britney Spears is being investigated by LA County’s Department of Children and Family Services for possible child abuse. She is also being investigated by the SPCA for possible neglect/abuse of her small dog who was seen recently with a cast on it’s leg. Rumors were swirling that her boys toss the dog around a bit and people by the dozens called in to complain. In other related news, Spears was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Las Vegas. SWhat an exciting life this dumb broad has..

* For some kinky news, Star Jones and Gay Al are still pretending they are in love, Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud had a major wardrobe malfunction involving both boobies this weekend, Jennifer Aniston bent over in a tiny bikini while surfing, and Jessica Simpson wore a painted on white tank top.










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