John Mater Mayer has been putting the wood to Jennifer Aniston, and according to reports, her mood has finally changed for the better.

One source described Jennifer’s new attitude, “She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character.” Well, yeah, he’s finally getting some!

So why exactly is Jen on Cloud 9? Because according to John’s exes, he has a “certain feature” that is amazing. And watch out - he also knows how to use it. One of his exes said, “His body actually is a wonderland.”

Enjoy the ride, Jen, because once John gets bored he moves on. I think he might just be ‘taking one for the team’ here. Heh. I wonder how long it will be before he and Kate Hudson hook up?

John Mayer just can’t seem to find a woman to satisfy him for any length of time.

The women love him and he loves them. As you have probably heard, John’s latest conquest is Jennifer Aniston. A seemingly good match as both seem to be laid back and are all Abercrombie & Fitch like. They probably toss back a few, smoke a dube and get it on. Fun for now, but will Jen get her heart stomped on again? Of course she will!

[People Magazine]

Jennifer Aniston - Rolling Stone Magazine, March 4, 1999

Recently Jennifer Aniston quietly snuck into a screening of her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s new movie, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford at the Landmark Cinema in Los Angeles.

Sh tried to conceal her identity a bit with a baseball hat (yeah, that’s a great disguise!) but when she was seen with BFF Courteney Cox, her cover was blown.

Poor, poor Jen, it’s been a couple of years now and she is probably still desperately in love with Brad.  She’s probably shocked that he and Angie are still together.  I know I am.  I thought for sure that it wouldn’t last a year.  Don’t get me wrong though, I still think Brad and Ang will breakup someday, but now that they have an entire clan of children it certainly will make it harder to do.

I kinda miss the old Brad & Jen.  They weren’t out saving he world or anything but they had a sort of down to earth relationship.  Or so it seemed.

Source

Source: CelebUtopia

“The most important thing to me about that time was for Jen and me to figure out if… we didn’t want to go on with any outside influence. `Is this where we get off? Have we taken this as far as we wanted to go?’ Those questions had to be answered before an attraction to Angie could be answered. I don’t know how better to have handled it. The thing guiding me then was you don’t know how many days you have, and you need life to be everything you need it to be.”

-Brad Pitt on the breakup between he and Jennifer Aniston

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