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Jessica Alba is a Lucky Girl

Spicy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:19:29 +0000

Jessica Alba is indeed, lucky.

I’m not sure who is more adorable, her daughter Honor, or her hubby, Cash Warren..

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Jessica Alba’s Tattoo is Going, Going, Gone

Spicy — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:15:40 +0000

Jessica Alba’s vanishing tattoo

Jessica Alba got a tattoo along with her mother and aunt a couple years back as “a bonding experience”.

But it seems the novelty of the ink has worn off, and Jessica has been receiving laser treatments to have the tattoo removed.

The design was of a daisy and a ladybug, and as you can see in the two photos (left, dated 2008, right, dated yesterday) the tattoo has noticeably faded.

[Photograph: © Darla Khazei (left), and Butterworth/Thompsett (right), PacificCoastNews.com]

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Jessica Alba’s Baby Honor Marie is Gorgeous

Spicy — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:13:40 +0000

Of course we knew that Jessica Alba would have an astonishingly beautiful baby to begin with, the kid has genes in her favor.

But as she gets older and we see her features develop, it’s obvious that Honor Marie is going to be a little heartbreaker!

[Photos: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Jessica Alba and Family Go Shopping

Spicy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:42:47 +0000

Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, and their daughter Honor Marie go grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s and Bristol Farms.

[Photographs: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Even Jessica Alba Gets Airbrushed

Spicy — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:34:10 +0000

Regardless of her having a perfect body and not one physical flaw, Jessica Alba still gets the airbrush treatment before her photos go to print.

In her recent Campari campaign, Alba’s hips were shaved off, her waist was slimmed and her breasts were lifted in an effort to make her body appear more Barbie like.

And we wonder why women have body image issues!

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Jessica Alba’s 2009 Club Campari Calendar

Spicy — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:50:19 +0000

Honestly, I am so over Jessica Alba, but still, I guess I have to admit she is a smoking hot babe.

Jessica is featured on Campari’s 2009 calendar, and will have your temperature rising for 12 straight months.

The shots were directed by Jean Paul-Goude and photographed by Mario Testino.

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Jessica Alba’s Second Kinky Ad for ‘Declare Yourself’: Is It Too Much?

Spicy — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:28:08 +0000

Ok. You guys tell me what you think about these Declare Yourself ads with Jessica Alba.

This is the second in a series of the risque ads featuring Alba in what could be considered S&M attire.

The ads are meant to persuade people to vote – but some think they are crossing the line.

Personally I think the ads are so over the top that the point is pretty much lost. I mean, I am no prude, (by any stretch of the imagination!) but geeze, don’t you think the ads hint at sexual deviance against one’s will – a.k.a. rape?

Alba tied up, naked and crying…I mean, wtf?! It’s just not appropriate, or necessary.

I wonder what the centers for battered women think about this..

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Jessica Alba

Spicy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:44:58 +0000

“If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

- Jessica Alba doesn’t think her new campaign for the voter group, Declare Yourself, is ’shocking’ as some may think.

Click here to see the photo shoot, behind the scenes.

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Jessica Alba Does September’s Esquire Czech Magazine

Spicy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:40:03 +0000

Jessica Alba looks fab-u-lous on this cover of Czech Esquire.

But her left eye looks just a little ‘off’, doesn’t it? Heh.

She reminds me of J. Lo in this pic…back when J. Lo was hot. What was that, 8-9 years ago?

I’m not a big fan of Jessica’s. She comes across as being a bit snotty (but not as snotty as J. Lo!) and used to people kissing her tiny, perfect little ass. But girlfriend rocks a body. And how. Even after having a kid, she’s got one mean little bod just made for sin!

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Obligatory Celebrity Baby Post

Spicy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:56:38 +0000

Jessica Alba is following in the footsteps of every other stinking celebrity mother lately – she’s pimped her kid out to the tabloids.

Alba, who always complains of the attention she gets, and who will most likely bitch about her kid being exploited in the near future, chose to have her newborn baby splashed across the pages of OK! magazine in it’s most recent issue..

I’ve never really understood this whole “I’ll sell out my baby to the highest bidder,”m BS. Celebrities holler and moan about their children’s privacy, but then do stuff like this. I’m just sayin’…

Honor Marie Warren was born on June 7th. Alba says she had a very peaceful birth, with no screaming during labor, instead she did “yoga breathing”. As for her baby daughter Alba says she is fascinated by her.

“It hasn’t totally sunk in. She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn’t seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she’s connected to the other world, or something. There’s no other way to explain it. It’s a miracle.”