"I’m kind of a germo-freak so I had gloves on the whole time. On camera it looks fine but mentally I never got a hold."

-Adam Sandler on fondling Jessica Biel in ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.’

Is the above photo of Angelina Jolie untouched? (PopBytes)
Baby Suri in the most adorable photo ever..except that Tom Cruise is in it.. (CWS)
Monkeys and human can reproduce! (ABH)
Paris Hilton porked a fat Jack Osbourne, along with the rest of Hollywood (DH)
Val Kilmer looks like Kenny Rogers (CP)
Naomi Campbell makes fun of herself (GG)
Flavor o Love’s ‘Toastee’ has a sex tape that stinks kind of like her.. (DSF)
Liv Tyler is all about plastic surgery (BS)
Lindsay Lohan extends her stay in rehab (JIYH)
Jessica Biel nippin out in a bikini (POTP)
Want to see Sting’s tantric cock? Look no further.. (EBG)
Mandy Moore used to be cuter (ND)
Paris Hilton writes letters to fans in jail (GH)
New & upcoming VH1 reality shows (INO)
A lame attempt at copying John Lennon and Yoko Ono (HBW)
Britney Spears hits the bottle (DL)
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora friendly again (GS)
The ‘gracefull flight’ of Paula Abdul (GOTA)
The Larry Birkhead saga goes on..yawn.. (ASL)
Guess who’s birthday it is today? (RC)
Whoa!  I’m 10 years-old again! (TMZ)
Paris Hilton might be force fed in jail, and not dick, because then it wouldn’t be forced (TB)

“She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts!”

- Justin Timberlake saying that he is not ‘in love’ with Jessica Biel and that he has yet to meet the love of his life

Justin Timberlake was recently involved in an argument at the Lowry Hotel in Manchester, England with another hotel guest.

Timberlake is touring the UK and was enjoying a nice weekend with girlfriend Jessica Biel when the incident took place.

A source at the  hotel said: "Justin left Jessica at the bar while he went to fetch something from their room but when he came back he had a cut above his eye and was in a foul mood.

"He told Jessica that some guy staying on the same floor had started hurling abuse, so he’d given him a shove.

"But the guy threw a bottle of Coke down the corridor at him, hitting him square above the eye."

Source

I just had to watch this years show being as it was hosted by Sarah Silverman.

And she didn’t disappoint.

The highlight of the evening for me was Sarah’s opening monologue.  Specifically when she mocked Paris Hilton going to jail..

"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail.  (laughter erupts) The judge says that it’s going to be a no frills thing, and that is totally ridiculous.  She is totally going to get special treatment.  In fact, I heard in order to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are gunna paint the bars to look like penises."

The audience roars..

"I think it’s wrong too.  I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things."

The crowd goes wild. Cameras cut to Paris looking pissed but forcing a smile…

Heh.

Jessica Simpson finds a house

Nicole Richie gets another tattoo

Serena Williams in a bikini

Elliot Yamin..is that YOU?

Mandy Moore accepts her weight

Is Eminem engaged or not? Rep says no


Kim Kardashian just wont go away

Teri Hatcher says she’s never used Botox

Dita Von Teese needs Jenny Craig

My favorite distortion yet..Johnny Rotten!


Ken Paves talks about Jessica Simpson’s red hair

Mischa Barton is apparently still with Mr. Saggy Balls

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen no longer a couple

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi planning for a baby?

Jessica Biel landed the role that Lindsay Lohan turned down


Saturday Night Love for Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff?

Someone claims this was worn by Prince at the Super Bowl, so they’re selling it on eBay

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The Diddy twins

Did the groundhog see his shadow?

Don Vito is going to prison

Lauren Conrad turns 21

Today’s celebrity breakups

Katie Holmes is Bazaar

Mena Suvari is well…interesting

Someone grew hair on her chest


Eva Longoria looks like Michael Jackson

Halle Berry and her bitches

Coolio let’s us know he got a blowjob

Get pumped for Super bowl!

Jessica Biel isn’t afraid to eat

Diva behavior happening everywhere

Christina Aguilera steals from Mr. Potato Head

Johnny Knoxville’s wife finally wises up

More proof that Dina Lohan is a bad stage mother

Farrah Fawcett gets a great birthday present

Vince Vaughan wants Jennifer Aniston back?

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