Jessica Simpson farts, embarrassing her mom

Jessica Simpson apparently farted during a business meeting with executives recently.

The meeting was for her denim line which both she and her mother attended. Jessica’s fart upstaged the speaker in the middle of the meeting.  A source described the uncomfortable moment: “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart. Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

I can’t believe everyone didn’t start laughing, Jessica included! Damn, I have to admit, I am bummed there’s no video of the said booty bomb! Now THAT would be internet gold!

Jessica Simpson & Gerard Butler

Are Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler dating?

According to the New York Post, the two had dinner together at Soho House in NY. They weren’t alone though, they dined with friends including Jessica’s joined-at-the-hip hairstylist Ken Paves.

“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”

Aha! So THIS is the threesome Gerard was hinting at! The Butler did it!

Jessica Simpson hosts the 16th annual QVC presents Fashion Footwear Association of New York (FFANY) Shoes on Sale event at Frederick P. Rose Hall at Lincoln Center.

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Jessica Simpson arrived at London’s Heathrow airport with her BFF Ken Paves and her father, but no Daisy.

I think it’s safe to say now that poor little Daisy was an appetizer for one hungry coyote. Despite losing her four-legged friend, Jessica managed to flash a smile for photographers.

This story has made me so aware of my Lucy when she is outside at night. We have TONS of coyotes where I live and I would just die if something like this happened to me.

I’m hoping that Jessica gets herself a new pup soon. I know some people disagree, but I think the best thing to do after losing a pet is to get another one. Not that you can replace what you lost exactly, but it helps you to cope. And eventually you will love your new pet as much as you did your last one. Worked for me at least. My Jack Russell “Betty” was Lucy’s predecessor.

Jessica Simpson took Daisy everywhere with her. So it is probably awkward for Jess to travel without her. Poor girl!

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As a dog lover, I really feel for Jessica Simpson and her missing dog situation.

I told you the other day about her dog being snatched away by a coyote as she watched. Well it seems the dog, Daisy, is still missing. Most likely meaning that the poor dog had to suffer a grueling, terrifying death at the hands of a predator. I know some people are making light of this, but I think it is really just awful. Anyone who has lost a four-legged friend before can attest to that.

Despite little Daisy still being missing Jessica is trying desperately to hold on to hope. She has hired a dog finding company, FindToto.com, to help with the search and has alerted more than 100 neighbors in the Encino area. But even Jessica realizes that the outcome is most likely going to be grim.

It’s just not a good year for her, is it?

[TMZ]

Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy, has gone missing since a coyote swiped her right in front of Jessica.

Jess has taken to her Twitter account to put the word out about Daisy’s disappearance. Yesterday evening she tweeted:

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

I really feel for Jessica on this one! She totally adores that dog, it is like her kid! I know she has had Daisy for years. I would just die if my little Lucy Lui were taken in front of me. The sad thing is, a little dog like that really doesn’t have much hope against a coyote. I wonder if no news is bad news. Jessica hasn’t tweeted since.

Wishing her luck~

Jessica Simpson and younger sister Ashlee leave Katsuya sushi restaurant looking a little tipsy.

Newly-single Jessica, is currently filming her new reality show “The Price of Beauty”.

[Photograph: © Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com]

Jessica Simpson: “I’m not an Indian Giver”

A TMZ photographer recently asked Jessica Simpson if she was going to take back the $100,000 boat that she gave ex-boyfriend Tony Romo for his birthday.

Her reply? “I’m not an Indian giver.”

So of course, TMZ took that and ran with it, calling Jessica out for not being politically correct.

These photographers are such jackasses. They talk with the celebrity, in this case, Jessica and her parents, and lay on the fake flattery and the ass kissing in hopes of getting the celeb to say something. But when they do, it’s never the right thing. The photographers and gossip rags always have to make something out of nothing.

Sure, it’s not the PC thing to say, but must we make it out to be like Jessica is suddenly a racist because of it?

JESSICA SIMPSON “INDIAN GIVER” VIDEO HERE.

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