“Never mind the ankle bracelet, you need to look at the two things next to it.”

- Joan Rivers wants people to pay attention to what she calls her ‘amazing’ breasts

Jenna Jameson VS Joan Rivers

In your opinions, who has mangled their face worse with plastic surgery? This will be a tough one as they BOTH have two of the weirdest faces in Hollywood right now.

Jenna Jameson went from being a homely, white trash porn star to a super hot sex kitten. Then came all the surgeries and the eating disorder (or drugs?) and she really f***ed her face and body up. She’s a shell of what she was just a few years ago.

Joan Rivers, on the other hand, is deathly afraid of looking her age and has gone through extreme measures and numerous surgeries to try and fight the aging process. The end result is her looking like Eric Stoltz in Mask…only worse.

I think they both ordered the same nose, cheeks and chin.

 
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Who’s post surgery face is more horrific..

(EDIT: Added ‘before’ pics.)

Jocelyn Wildenstein or Joan Rivers?

They both are completely out of their minds to think the face they have created (with help of course..) is one of beauty and youth. It is more that of desperation, self mutilation and of vanity…

Feast your fucking eyes on this shit!

Of course, it’s Joan Rivers. And what was that…? How old is she? Would you believe she is a whopping 71 years old! No, I am not pulling your willy. SEVENTY-ONE!

I don’t see a single crease or wrinkle on that mug!

Feast your fucking eyes on this shit!

Of course, it’s Joan Rivers. And what was that…? How old is she? Would you believe she is a whopping 71 years old! No, I am not pulling your willy. SEVENTY-ONE!

I don’t see a single crease or wrinkle on that mug!