We haven’t seen the catwoman, Jocelyn Wildenstein out in quite awhile so it was shocking to see some fresh new photos of her this morning.

In case this is your first time seeing Jocelyn, which I doubt it is, she had millions of dollars worth of surgery years ago, altering her face to make it appear ‘feline’.

More like, freakish!  Eric Stoltz in ‘Mask’, anybody?

Jocelyn did this in a desperate attempt to save her failing marriage to late ex-husband billionaire Alec Wildenstein, who loved cats. He apparently screamed his ass off when he saw her new appearance.

Poor thing. The things we do for men! Gah.

Oh well, things didn’t exactly turn out too badly. She’s got herself a man these days, a surprisingly handsome one, and for 62 years-old, her body is looking pretty fabulous.

You have to wonder if she regrets doing what she did. She is rarely seen in public anymore and doesn’t do interviews (despite the ‘fake’ one floating around the net). I’m sure her face frightens children and adults alike, and that can’t exactly make you feel beautiful..

And for the ladies…

Jocelyn Wildenstein and Dennis Avner, the Cosmetic King and Queen of the World

Our favorite plastic surgery nightmare, "catwoman" Jocelyn Wildenstein was at LAX yesterday with her dog.

And to think that
SHE PAID  to look like that scrambled mess..

Before surgery..

Source: TMZ.com

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What do all three have in common?

Well, Jocelyn had numerous cosmetic surgeries to look like a cat. A really bloated, mangy, fucked up looking cat.

And I think that Courtney Love, in turn, had multiple surgeries to appear like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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