Although NBC has been doing their best to keep next seasons contestants on Celebrity Apprentice a secret, the names are leaking slowly.

Hollyscoop spoke personally with Joe Francis who confirmed that he will be on the show. Joe couldn’t keep his mouth shut and added that Khloe Kardashian will be his competition. He must have some sort of grudge against her, because he wanted to tell the world that he will last longer than her in the game.

He said, ”[The show] hasn’t even started…and I will beat Khloe Kardashian on the Apprentice.”

Joe added that he “loves” the Kardashian’s, but “it will make me very happy to beat Khloe.”

He will be a total kisser of Trump’s ass, I’m sure, but I hope that mole-faced prick is the first one out.

I have to admit though, Joe has bigger balls than I thought.  Khloe could kick his pansy ass all over this side of the Mississippi - while blindfolded and hogtied.  I’d watch those balls, Joe.  Oh yes, I would..

So you probably already know that Lorenzo Lamas‘ daughter, Shayne Lamas, 22, won this season’s The Bachelor.

The season finale just aired Monday and already Shayne has rocketed off in the wrong direction. She appears on the latest issue of Girls Gone Wild magazine which is ran by the infamous Joe Francis empire.

Despite her father saying he thought she was only on the show to be on television, she insists she was there to find true love. She says, “It’s what every girl wants.”

When asked to describe Matt she says he is “very casual, respectful of women.”

Joe Francis says the reason he asked Shayne to do the spread was because, “Shayne has a genuine ‘girl next door’ quality. But she also happens to be very hot.”

And not very bright.

In case you missed it, TMZ reported at the end of March that Bachelor Matt Grant had hit on one of their employees at a bar. He and the female stayed in contact. At one point he told her that he wanted to move to the U.S. and his attorney told him the best way to jump on board was to get hitched! True or not, who knows, but definitely interesting.

Regardless, I’m not willing to lay any coin down on these two staying together. But in the meantime, I do bet Shayne will be trying like hell to be the next Paris Hilton..

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is pointing the finger at prison guards saying that they abused him while he was incarcerated in Oklahoma.

During his month long stay at the Grady County Law Enforcement Center, Francis says guards refused to give him food and blankets and even threatened to strap him into a chair naked for 2 days. Soon after he was transferred to a prison in Reno, Nevada.

Prison officials are saying the accusations are untrue. Jail administrator Shane Wyatt said, “Mr. Francis was treated like every inmate that comes through the Grady County Law Enforcement Center.”

Francis is still in jail awaiting trial on tax evasion charges.

Poor Joey. I really feel bad for the guy. Heh.

Now that he’s gone public with the fact that he was ‘abused’ I bet there will be hell to pay behind closed doors. He thinks he can buy his way out of any situation but that just isn’t the case when you’re in the big house. He’s such a target too. Like a little scared mouse trapped in a roomful of hungry tom cats. The man who has made it his mission in life to prey upon dumb young sluts is now the prey himself. Indeed.

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A former employee of Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild has filed a lawsuit against the two companies, along with Joe Francis and another individual, claiming sexual harassment, sexual battery and various unfair business practices.

Tranae Hammond claims that shortly after she began working for Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild, she was the victim of repeated acts of sexual harassment by a supervisor named Ron (she doesn’t know his last name).

According to court papers filed today, those acts included touching and massaging of her shoulders and arms, frequent conversations about sex in front of her, and on at least one occasion, Ron allegedly “tapped [Hammond's] buttocks with a clipboard.”

Hammond alleges that after she made claims of sexual harassment, she was subjected to a “hostile environment” and was eventually terminated.

Francis is not accused of any direct sexual harassment, but rather he “improperly managed, controlled and dominated Mantra Films, Inc. and Girls Gone Wild as his alter ego, agent and instrumentality.”

The suit also makes class action claims of failure to pay overtime, failure to provide required meal and rest periods and failure to maintain required records.

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