Lindsay Lohan backs out of film

Bijou Phillips’ ass

Who’s the TV version of Mrs. Smith?

Joe Francis is a fat liar!

Aqua Teen terrorism

Everyone wants Beyonce

Danny Bonaduce loves his bod

Who made Paula Abdul cry?

Supernova suck

Six degrees of charity

Jeremy Piven masturbates A LOT

Boob job for Aniston?

Tyra Banks vs PorkChop

Housewife on Housekeeping

Keith Urban on SNL next week

Victoria Beckham is a hypocrite

Jennifer Hudson calls American Idol out

If you liked The Devil Wears Prada..

Amanda Bynes wrecks her BMW

The Pete Doherty Kate Moss saga goes on..

Stallone gives Beckham some good advice

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer on ‘The Love Bus’

Courtney Cox won’t let David Arquette watch ‘Dirt’ sex scenes

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Paris Exposed is a new website that promises to bring you tons of dirt on our favorite pin cushion.

Paris supposedly failed to pay a $208 charge for her self storage unit and eventually the contents were auctioned off. The lucky bidder won him/herself a storage unit full of Paris’ shit. Hence, Paris Exposed!

From home videos of her and others doing loads of cocaine (a kilo was snorted off one man’s chest), having sex with toys, girls and Joe Francis, documents and diaries and over 25,000 photos.

The site claims to answer questions about Paris including, did she really give Cher’s son herpes? What did she write about her sister that she thought nobody would ever see? What does she spend her money on?

Apparently Paris and her friends rip on people of color, various religions and of course, fat people. And ParisExposed.com has the pics & video to prove it.
All this for only $39.95! Heh.
I bet you $39.95 that she is the one behind this whole thing. Ya think?

See the complete Paris Exposed collection HERE

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Evening Briefs

Janice Dickinson suffered a concussion after hitting her head on a windshield during a hit and run last night. Janice was with her makeup artist and stylist on 405 when a truck ran them into the barrier and then fled.
Janice and her crew went to a local hospital where everyone checked out A.O.K.

Founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos, Joe Francis, was sentenced to community service today after pleading guilty to federal charges of his business failing to monitor the ages of the women it films.
Mantra Films Inc. will also pay $1.6 million in fines for putting wasted teens in videos it filmed during spring break and failing to label its DVDs and videos as required by federal law.
The judge told Francis that he was tacking on the community service because he felt that a fine alone wouldn’t phase him, being as he makes over $40 million a year.
“It does not take a very brave man to go out and corner a girl in the middle of spring break who had four drinks,” the judge told Francis. Only four drinks? Who’s he kidding!

Tawny Kitaen got off easy. Prosecutors dropped the cocaine possession charges she was facing as long as she completes a drug rehab program. The charges stem from the May incident in which someone anonymously called the police to check the welfare of her children. During that check police stumbled upon a mere 15 grams of cocaine.
Tawny has reportedly entered rehab and will be receiving treatment until June.

Rosie is not leaving ‘The View’.
She was asked by an audience member in today’s taping about the ‘Nip/Tuck’ vs. ‘The View’ rumors. Rosie’s reply? “Don’t anybody worry where Rosie’s going. She’s right here.” She also told the audience that she would love to do ‘Nip/Tuck’ and that it films in the summer when ‘The View’ is on break.

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