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For all of you who adore Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together, I’m sorry..

I am just not buying that this couple is going to get married and squirt out some big nosed little pimps anytime soon. Or ever!

Ok! is reporting that the couple have plans for a Fall wedding.

Being as Jen was married once already and had quite the elaborate ceremony, she’s supposedly planning a very small, intimate setting this time around. BFF Courteney Cox and family would attend, of course, with Coco as the flower girl.

Then Star magazine takes it a step further and says that Jen and John are already planning for babies!

The publication claims that John and Jen are convinced the other is “the one” and that Jen feels now is her time to shine.

A source told the magazine that Jen would love Brad to see her holding her baby on magazine covers - instead of the other way around. Now there’s a great reason to have a baby - retaliation!

Anyhow, I am not buying any of it. Let’s see if they make it until next month first…

A buff John Mayer, who took a stand and urged the Los Angeles City Council to “regulate” the paparazzi, changes gears – and clothes – Thursday, heading to the gym for a workout.

People magazine is really one of my fave celeb publications because they take ass-kissing to a whole other level, they toss salad and throw in cheese croutons. Heh. They go to extremes to make nice with celebs in order to get exclusives even if they gotta lie. John Mayer is NOT buff! Zac Efron could kick his ass any day, and he’s like 10 years younger. Now that boy is ripped. John’s arms only have light definition. Please!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer won’t let their busy schedules interfere with some hot lustin’ sex romps!

(EDIT: Sorry I repeated myself earlier . . I suck at editing sometimes . . heh)

Coincidentally, the two are both working overseas, Mayer is on tour and Aniston is promoting her upcoming film Marley & Me. (Which, by the way, I am dying to see. I just finished the book last night, and read it in a whopping four days.)

Mayer played at ‘Picnic in the Park’ in Den Haag outside Amsterdam on Sunday. He stayed in Amsterdam until Tuesday afternoon even though he had a show to play in the UK later that evening. Apparently he not only stuck around to smoke the finest herb in the land, he wanted to see Aniston who came to town to promote her movie at the 2008 Cinema Expo.

Jen and John had separate hotels but John spent little time in his after Aniston arrived. He headed to the UK around noon Tuesday, leaving Aniston to take in the sights on a tourist boat tour.

Jen Aniston and John Mayer helped Courteney Cox and David Arquette celebrate their nine year anniversary last night.

The two couples attended a humanitarian event in honor of Jeffrey Sachs (who is known for his charity work with Ms. Jolie) at a steakhouse in Los Angeles.

A witness says that Jen and John, “had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night.”

The couple have been spotted together numerous times over the past couple of months. John attended the cast party of Aniston’s new film, Marley & Me, in Miami and more recently they enjoyed time together at the home of Cox and Arquette.

Of the relationship with Aniston, Mayer has said, “This is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control. This is me living my life.”

John Mayer loves the attention the media gives him - and he loves publicity stunts.

John’s latest cry for the spotlight is him trying to get us to believe he is on HGH. He leaves a medical building with a bag that says “experimental human growth hormones” on the outside of it. Yeah, like doctors write the prescription on the outside of a bag. Now maybe if it said “Medicinal Marijuana” or “Valtrex”, I might believe it…

John Mater Mayer has been putting the wood to Jennifer Aniston, and according to reports, her mood has finally changed for the better.

One source described Jennifer’s new attitude, “She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character.” Well, yeah, he’s finally getting some!

So why exactly is Jen on Cloud 9? Because according to John’s exes, he has a “certain feature” that is amazing. And watch out - he also knows how to use it. One of his exes said, “His body actually is a wonderland.”

Enjoy the ride, Jen, because once John gets bored he moves on. I think he might just be ‘taking one for the team’ here. Heh. I wonder how long it will be before he and Kate Hudson hook up?

John Mayer just can’t seem to find a woman to satisfy him for any length of time.

The women love him and he loves them. As you have probably heard, John’s latest conquest is Jennifer Aniston. A seemingly good match as both seem to be laid back and are all Abercrombie & Fitch like. They probably toss back a few, smoke a dube and get it on. Fun for now, but will Jen get her heart stomped on again? Of course she will!

[People Magazine]