War of the Worlds 2 (Spoof)
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008A hysterical little War of the Worlds spoof about Tom Cruise, John Travolta and the aliens. Special appearances by Baby Suri and Katie Holmes. Not real work friendly, but worth watching!
A hysterical little War of the Worlds spoof about Tom Cruise, John Travolta and the aliens. Special appearances by Baby Suri and Katie Holmes. Not real work friendly, but worth watching!
A lot of celebrities have been asked about the untimely death of Heath Ledger and the responses have ranged from grief to admiration.
But I heard one person say something tonight and I thought, “Oh Gawd, that is such a Hollywood thing to say!”
The celebrity was John Travolta. And although he said a lot of nice things about Ledger, one thing he said was completely laughable. Not ‘funny’ laughable, but as in he should be embarrassed.
Travolta said so graciously,
“I would give back all my awards and all my nominations just to have him back.”
How noble of you, John!
It really sheds light on what a pompous moron you are. All of your awards AND nominations? Wow, that’s really saying something by Hollywoods standards, but to the rest of us it sounds like you need to take your head out of your ass.

Oh my GOSH, I LOVE Lynn and Alex over at LA Rag Mag!
If you weren’t listening to Adam Carolla this morning, you should have been! As some of you know, Adam and coffee go hand in hand with me in the morning. Anyhow, the boys were on the show this morning dishing some goods, when the subject of John Travolta came up.
Apparently the boys ran into Mr. Hetero Husband at a Korean spa, a place where gay men hang…literally! They added that there was NO way a straight guy would ever confuse the place for anything else! Here’s what unfolded..
Oh, and it’s good…
There’s a junkie Korean spa in Koreatown called Century Spa that no one knows about so it’s cheap and fantastic. It’s also a place that’s been overrun by a slew of gay men cruising for dick in the steam room and clay room.
When we went to get Lynn a body scrub and massage the two Korean women behind the counter were unusually giddy.
“You will never believe who here!”
“Who?” We asked eyes raised.
“Mr. John Travolta!” They exclaimed, exploding into giggles.Now, why in the name of Liberace, would John Travolta be miles from his home in Korea Town at a men’s spa. For their amazing service? The gorgeous showers with broken tiles?
Once we saw John we instantly ran to our locker to try and take a picture of him, but it didn’t work so we have no proof. But we are telling you straight up our experience.
This was the wrong thing to do, and we realize that now. We should have flirted with him until he laid his hands on us and we could’ve said, “Dude, I liked you in Hairspray and all, but I’m not like that!”
That would’ve been more hilarious than him in a fat suit.
John, look, no one goes to a Korean Spa unless they WANT to get caught. Stories about you cruising in the steam room have surfaced before so it’s not a surprise.If you come out as gay, then that just makes you that much better of an actor. You fooled the American public for years, and usually you have to be the president to do that.
Nicole Travolta, niece of John Travolta, appeared on E!’s plastic surgery reality show, Dr 90210, for a breast enhancement and lift.
Nicole is 20 years old and of course, has a MySpace page. Why not become her friend and ask her how her new tits are doing. Her friends seem pretty impressed that she was on the show and they’re leaving comments.
“So.. I am watching the girls next door and a commercial comes on for Dr. 90210.. I am looking at this girl on TV and I’m like ohhh.. that kinda looks like Nicole.. then I heard you talk and I was like OMG it is Nicole hahaha! I’m so excited to see you on TV LOL =) I hope you are not getting a boob job! You have always had great boobies! haha guess I’ll find out tonight! =) haha”
Most girls owned a celebrity Barbie when we were kids. I personally had the Cher and Farrah Fawcett Barbie’s (they had bigger feet than most Barbie’s and really long eyelashes) along with Donny and Marie Osmond adorned in their purple disco outfits.
Since then, there have been a slew of different celebrity dolls that have come and gone with the times. Every generation has had their own, from television star Barbies to political figure dolls.
Here’s a look at some of the different celebrity dolls that you may, or may not remember.
60’s Dolls:
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70’s Dolls:
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80’s Dolls:
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90’s Dolls:
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