Johnny Knoxville’s ex-wife Melanie is putting him through the ringer with a whopping $6,000 a month child support payment!

Doesn’t that seem excessive?

The former couple have a 13-year-old daughter and were married for 12 years. After their divorce Melanie was pretty much awarded half of all the couple’s bank accounts and half of what Johnny made in the crappy film, Dukes of Hazzard, which he landed $5 million for.

But apparently that wasn’t enough. And it’s not like she has their daughter full-time. They have joint custody. So I am going to assume much of this “child support” is actually for mommy.

Changing the subject a little, did you know that Knoxville’s real name is Philip John Clapp? Oh, there are SO MANY jokes he could make of that one! No wonder he goes by a different name!

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Johnny Knoxville isn’t into women who try to impress him by doing something hardcore.

He says that women all too often try to get on his good side by attempting crazy stunts or by inflicting pain on him.

He said:

“I’ve have had girls burn my arms with cigarette lighters. Girls will come up and say, ‘I really like your show,’ and then punch me in the mouth. I would hate to see what they did if they didn’t like the show.

“I don’t like it when girls do disgusting things. Girls will sometimes come up and do something gross and I’m like, ‘Uurrghh!’ Girls shouldn’t do that sort of thing. They should leave that stuff to guys.”

“Some girls come up to me and say, ‘Can I ask you a question? Are you looking for a little pussy tonight?’ It’s weird. Most of the time they come up and say hello but other times you get the extreme version of that.”

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Johnny is such a playboy, it’s no wonder he and his wife split recently.

The babes love him though. He’s good looking and a total bad boy. But certainly not someone you should expect much of a relationship out of..

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Last night was the Jackass World Premiere in Los Angeles.

An assortment of celebs attended the not so formal premiere. The Jackass Crew was in great spirits, thanks to an indulgence in spirits.
Steve-O was feeling no pain as he did something not many stars get the chance to do, or even want to do for that matter. He pissed on the red carpet. Leave it to Steve-O, a man of no shame or fear to piss on Hollywood and their red carpet standards. I wonder if Pink would have joined in had she been there?
Other attendees were Dr. Drew, Judd Nelson, Seann William Scott, Leah Thompson, Lisa Loeb (will that bitch ever go away?), Lee Majors, Drea de Matteo, Ron Jeremy, Tony Hawk, Andy Dick, Rip Torn, Kat Von D ‘of Miami Ink’ (who I LOVE) and many others.

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Fergie’s rocking a bra luckily..

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Didn’t Johnny ever hear this?

From US Weekly-

Actor Johnny Knoxville has done some jackass things in his day, but partoking in some fun with Willie Nelson before meeting the press is definitely up there. “I’m not a weed person, but when Willie Nelson passes you a joint, you don’t say no,” the Jackass star tells Playboy, in an excerpt obtained by the New York Daily News’ Rush & Molly. “That’s like Angie Dickinson passing you her pussy and you saying, ‘No, no, no.’” The country legend gave him a toke that left Knoxville feeling like “I was on fucking acid. … And I had to do interviews that day. I called him later to say, ‘Thanks a lot, Willie. I was on fucking Mars for six hours.’ Nothing could have made him any happier.”

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Cuz you know those guys do some good drugs.

And drugs are really good for laryngitis!

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