
With all the controversy surrounding Jon Gosselin lately you’d think it might be wise for him to seek out a consultant to help organize his life.
Sounds like a good idea, right? But what if that person were Lindsay Lohan’s opportunistic father, Michael Lohan?
Now that would definitely change the dynamics of everything.
Well, it’s true. Michael “I’ll take press anyway I can get it” Lohan is stepping out as Jon’s new advisor.
You see, Jon IS as stupid as he looks. And as for Lohan, this surprises no one. He loves media coverage of himself and uses it for financial gain. And being as he still owes whacko ex-wife Dina back child support, he could probably use the extra pocket change.
A source reportedly close with the Lohan’s says the family is ashamed of Michael’s antics. They said, “It’s embarrassing, he’s embarrassing. He’s trying to get deals for Jon. Maybe Jon can tell Michael to pay Dina child support. He’s now six months behind.” The source adds, “He’s trying to manage Jon Gosselin, and make money from him. It’s gross. It’s all about money.”
A completely different source confirms the first source’s story about the back child support. Source #2 said, “Michael is six months behind in child support. Over $12,000 is due, and it’s in the hands of collections now.”
Michael, of course, denies that he owes any money to help support his minor children Ali, 15, and Dakota, 13. He stated, “That’s a total lie. I pay Dina and the kids cash all the time.”
This is truly the blind leading the blind. Both of these guys are self serving attention whores who put themselves ahead of their own children. If it’s not true, then they should prove me wrong. Birds of a feather flock together – and these two morons deserve one another.
Photos: Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin get shakes together. Aww…isn’t that sweet? Of course Lohan’s hanger-on girlfriend Erin Mueller was there, ready to pose as well.

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