When Jon Voight wants to be heard, you’d better make damn well sure you are listening. Not because he might have something important to say, but because he’s Jon Voight dammit. The guy got eaten and then regurgitated by a giant anaconda for cryin’ out loud. Yes, I realize it wasn’t a real snake, and it was only a movie, but it was pretty cool and epitomized the badassery of Jon Voight.

Us Magazine caught up with Jon Voight at the L.A. premiere of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, where he relayed the similarities he sees between his beautiful daughter, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox.

“Well, they are both very beautiful women, and they are both sexy gals, you know… And they’re both in action pictures now,” he said. “We are all so different from one another that we can’t be compared – but they are very attractive girls.”

See… Jon Voight knows what he’s talking about. He’s been around the block a few times. He’s experienced life. He’s… did he just call his daughter sexy and attractive? He did, didn’t he? And he did it when comparing her to Megan Fox, too, huh? You don’t think… yep, probably. Jon Voight definitely wants to have sex with Angelina Jolie while Megan Fox stumbles upon the scene and decides to join in. I do, too. However, it isn’t as creepy when I think about it happening… while in line at Starbucks with my hands down my pants… because I’m not related to any of them.

Voight’s assessment goes against how Megan Fox feels, as she stated earlier in the month, “Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That’s as far as the similarities extend. I’m not the next anyone.” I think the comparisons go further than Megan Fox really will admit to, as beyond the tattoos and the dark hair and the action movie roles, there also is the fact that both have open invitations into my bed, both are tops on my desire-to-see-naked-in-person list, and both are likely to file restraining orders against me after reading this.

[Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com]

[Us Magazine]

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Despite past problems between Jon Voight and daughter Angelina Jolie, Voight says he longs to work with his children in a film before he dies.

He says,

“I’d like to work with my son Jamie, and Angie again, in a movie. The three of us together. That would be nice.”

The last time the 69-year-old father worked with his daughter was during the Tomb Raider films but their relationship was damaged when he publicly questioned his daughter’s mental health.

[WENN]

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Angelina Jolie, father Jon Voight and brother James Haven at the 1988 Academy Awards

Although this father and daughter pair have had their problems, Jon Voight took her to the Academy Awards and movie premieres when she was younger. She looks amazingly the same – even twenty years later. Her brother though, looks a lot different!

At the 1986 Academy Awards

1991 – ‘Tru’ movie premiere

Photos: Getty Images

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