Who knew the Jonas Brothers switched over to death metal?

This is some funny shiz! I must say, I think this may be an improvement!

Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, Danielle Deleasa.

She excitedly accepted . . .  over and over.

“She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row,” said Jonas, who met Danielle, a former hair stylist, in the Bahamas in 2007.

Jonas, 21, proposed Wednesday morning after flying in from Vancouver after a show. He says he was distracted at Tuesday night’s performance knowing that he was about to propose. Once he got to Jersey he showed up on her doorstep and popped the question.

When the couple met Danielle had no clue who the Jonas Brother were. (Do you believe that one?)

Kevin’s father, Kevin Sr. released a statement regarding his oldest son’s wedding plans: “Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage,. Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family’s celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support.”

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For a guy wearing a purity ring with absolutely no public intentions of having sex until he’s married, Nick Jonas is beating them off with a stick these days. Already confirmed to be dating Miley Cyrus, you’d think that might be good enough to ward off any other interested ladies. Well, you’d be wrong as Hannah Montana just might not have the ass to compete, as Kim Kardashian is digging on that particular one of the Brothers Jonai.

Kardashian shared the stage with the Jonas Brothers at the MuchMusic Video Awards to introduce Lady GaGa’s booby-sparking performance. After the ceremony, she was on her Twitter, hardly able to contain the excitement of being in the presence of Jonas. “I have the biggest crush on Nick Jonas! I just was on stage w the Jonas Brother at the Much Music Awards!” She tweeted more, “It’s kinda wrong! I had 2 give him 2 kisses on stage! Ha”

Does this surprise anyone though? Why would Kim Kardashian want Reggie Bush, NFL star, when she can have some kid who would be lucky if he’s even within 2 years of finally hitting puberty instead?

As for Nick Jonas’ options, I hate to say it, but Miley Cyrus doesn’t stand a chance. Unless she is ready for some crazy times, Kim Kardashian and her ass will claim victory here. After all, let’s weigh our options here: Hannah Montana and her achy-breaky dad, or a chick who got videotaped having sex and who may or may not be into getting peed on? Sorry, Miley. I know they say it’s the quiet ones that turn out to be the wildest, but I don’t know if you’re going to get much kinkier than that… at least not that doesn’t border on starting to get gross.

For all their secrecy about “reconnecting,” which as we all know probably means temporarily misplacing purity rings for a few minutes in order to squeeze in a handjob, it was fairly obvious that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were back together again. Now we just have someone’s big mouth to confirm it for us and make it true, so we don’t have to rely on our own speculation, like The Kidd just did with Hannah Montana playing with one of the Jonas Brothers’ wangs.

The Brothers Jonai dropped by Larry King’s show last week in order to promote their tour. Larry made sure to loosen up those suspenders just a bit in order to ask who each of them were dating. After all, with their strong public stance on celibacy, everyone wants to know who exactly they are not having sex with. Joe Jonas didn’t get into specifics, but when pressed by King if Joe’s girlfriend was as famous as Nick’s, Joe answered , “I don’t think anybody is as famous as Miley Cyrus.”

AH HA!!!

Way to go, Joe Jonas. You kept your brother’s secret private for about 5 whole minutes before it was tricked out of you by a 75-year-old man who probably isn’t aware of the fact that he’s still on TV and who may or may not have been sitting in a pool of his own urine throughout the entire interview, depending on whether or not one of his interns stepped in to change his Depends. Larry King probably has a hard time remembering to put pants on, but he somehow managed to manipulate you, Joe Jonas, into spilling the details on your brother’s relationship with Miley Cyrus. Good job. I’m not sure which to marvel at more: Larry King’s masterful interrogation techniques here, or the fact that he’s not dead yet. Let’s just call it a tie.

The first daughters Malia, 10, and Sasha Obama, 7, had quite the evening while their parents were out attending a bazillion inaugural balls Tuesday.

The girls had invited guests, students from the Sidwell Friends school, over to the White House where they got to know other kids their age while also becoming acquainted with their new residence.

The group watched the movies Bolt and High School Musical 3 in the White House theater but the most exciting part of their night was the scavenger hunt.

At the end of the hunt, in the East Room, were the Jonas Brothers, waiting to play three acoustic songs and pose for pictures with each guest.

The brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick, were accompanied by their parents and were snuck onto the premises.

The band’s spokesperson said, “They were invited to surprise the girls and their friends and they had a blast.”

The brothers had performed for Michelle and the girls and at the Kids Inaugural concert the night before as well.

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