For weeks now, rumors have been flying that the marriage of Katie Price and Peter Andre is in shambles.

The couple have been spending more and more time apart lately. In the past week alone, both have been spotted out at different clubs - on the same evening. Peter even flew to the United States without his wife this week.

Three years after the couple’s elaborate wedding, Price admits that all they do is argue “all the time”.

Lately, Katie has been portraying her alter-ego, Jordan, more often than that of wife and mother, Katie Price.  She’s been hitting the party circuit hard again while dressed in lingerie, and has been seen leaving nightclubs completely trashed.

Peter has never hid the fact that he hates it when Katie abuses drugs and alcohol.

He has said,

“I trust her when she’s sober, but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking. It makes our relationship vulnerable. From the moment she starts drinking I lose her and I won’t get her back until the next morning.”

Or sometimes a few days.

Recently Katie admitted that the couple had gotten into an arguement earlier this month, and that she left their home and did not return for days.

She dished, ”I did walk out on him and we didn’t see or speak to each other for a couple of days.”  However, she was quick to add, “We’re in love for God’s sake. We are not breaking up.”

First off, being gone for a couple days is not a good sign. I don’t care what she says. Peter has always been adamant that his wife not return to her out of control party lifestyle, and that if she did, he wouldn’t care to be a part of it.

Katie had a thing for nose candy back in the day, and has even admitted to lying to Peter about scoring it in the past. This time is probably no different. Coke whores don’t usually disappear for a few days without scoring a few grams of the sh*t..

Peter is going to probably end up leaving her. She treats him like crap. She’s a spoiled, selfish, aging attention seeker who loves no one more than herself.

It won’t be long and she’ll be on her own, with Peter having kicked her to the curb. Then Jordan will bounce back on the scene, being photographed drunk as hell, pantyless and spread eagle while making out with some random chick in the back of a fancy car.

Just you wait.

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Actually, I think they chose a horse instead because they probably have much bigger schlongs..

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That’s one creepy looking fox!

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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are trying to put an end to rumors of a Thai wedding on New Years Day. According to Moss’ publicist, the drug loving couple did not marry in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand despite numerous reports of a wedding.
“Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday,” her spokesman, Stuart Higgins, said earlier today.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson ushered in 2007 by sucking face at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera.
“He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn’t subtle,” says a source who attended the party. Another source talked about their hidden relationship, “John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn’t really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says ‘Dumped: John ditches Jessica.’”

Congratulations to Will Ferrell and his wife who had their second child on December 30th. Mattias Ferrell was born just after 2 a.m. This is the second child for Ferrell, they have a two year old son, Magnus.

Evangeline Lilly is tired of stardom already. She even goes as far to say that she has been contemplating quitting her role on the hit show ‘Lost’.
“I am an incredibly private person, and it’s so exhausting to me that everywhere I go people know me or think they know me. If I could act and make the income I make and be anonymous, I would never want to leave the job.”

Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden and actress Sophie Monk are engaged according to People magazine. “Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends,” said Madden’s publicist, Kacey Spies.

Jordan’s son Harvey was badly burned in an accident at home on New Years Eve. The four year old who is partially blind and has a growth disorder was rushed to the emergency room where he was treated. He is listed in stable condition. Jordan and husband, Peter, were to host a New Years party at their mansion, but instead rushed to the hospital to be with Harvey. It is not known where or how Harvey burnt himself.

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Jordan says she coming to America..to party with Paris & Britney.

Jordan and Paris apparently became friends at a party in London where Paris told her, ‘You’re hot’.

Jordan said of Paris, “We’re friends now and she’s invited me over to visit her.”

Jordan must have been flattered because she is on her way.

I’m surprised that Paris would invite Jordan to party with her..she usually likes to hang out with people that make her look good.

So will we be seeing Jordan, Paris & Britney out and about in Hollywood soon? Likely. And it sounds like there will be a hell of a drunken threesome..

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I wonder which one has had more sex partners?

UK’s Jordan or USA’s Jenna?