Katie Price Chelsea Handler video

Katie Price (Jordan) went on the Chelsea Handler Show recently and when I heard this, I almost peed myself.

If there is any show I would love the see Price on, it is Chelsea’s show. Because that bitch can handle anyone! Not only that, she is really good about being coy while busting your balls.

For example, Chelsea brought up Katie’s new boyfriend, Alex Reid, asking her:  “So he’s a celebrity then, too?”

Katie: “Well he might be now that he’s been pictured with me everywhere.”

(and now for the good part..)

Chelsea: “Right. right. Well, you’re obviously going to take him straight to the middle.”

Ha! Katie is so dense she doesn’t even realize what’s been said and she agrees with Chelsea saying, “Exactly.”

I heart you, Chelsea! xxo

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is set to be burned at the stake!

A 27-foot model of England’s super bimbo has been erected for the annual Edenbridge Bonfire event.

Price is holding the heads of ex-husband Peter Andre and current boyfriend Alex Reid in one hand and some magazines in the other. Artist Frank Shepherd from the Edenbridge Bonfire Society is seen adding the finishing touches.

Burn that bitch! Hello, Edenbridge! Score me some pics would ya? K, thanx. If you’re local, here’s the official site: http://www.edenbridgetown.com/bonfire_night/bonfire_society/

Katie Price a.k.a. ‘Jordan’ has found a new way to get attention.

Of course it involves her dressing up in an outrageous outfit, but this time she choose an entourage of drag queens to accompany her as she promoted her new book at a signing. If you look closely, you’ll see that among the queens, is boyfriend, Alex Reid. He’s the one in the gold. Recognize him?

Alex has admitted that he likes to dress in women’s clothing and Katie says it’s a turn-on to her. So what better way to create a buzz about her book than to play it up?

Katie showed up in an outrageously gaudy red sparkling gown and a Marilyn Monroe wig the size of her ego. Well, almost. She later changed her platinum wig for a bizarre brunette wig as she signed copies of her book.

I know Jordan has always had outrageous book signings, but it seems this time she’s picked up a few pointers from Lady Gaga. Crazy wigs are bound to get you noticed. As is all the other stuff going on here.

Long gone are the days when people were actually recognized for being talented. It’s all about who is the biggest attention whore. And Katie is right up there with the front runners.

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Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan leaves her hotel with heaving cleavage in a black corset and a peacock skirt.

The only thing that distracts from her massive sandbags are those tacky shoes!

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Katie Price leaves the Electric Cinema in London.

I can’t help but wonder if Katie wears all that makeup and has the big hair, and the risque clothes to cover up her ugly, cold, heartless insides?

Curious what she feels like when she is all by herself and has no one to fawn all over her? Alone? Empty? Sad?

Once her beauty is gone she is going to have nothing to cling to.

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Katie Price, aka Jordan, is upping the smear campaign against her husband, Peter Andre, by hinting that he was not faithful during their marriage.

It’s funny, because she won’t come out and say something, she hints around things, careful to not state outright lies, but instead she plants seeds and watches them grow.

For example, she told Britain’s GMTV morning show yesterday, “‘when you split up with someone you hear things,” after being asked if Peter was unfaithful during their marriage. She also added that she hoped any future partners would be faithful.

Bitch is evil and cold-hearted.

Peter loved her and put up with her princess B.S. for years. He deserves an award. Seriously. You know he never cheated on her..she just wants attention, and is trying to make it look like the marriage fell apart because of him – not because of her getting trashed and partying behind his back.

On the show she planted another evil seed, and this time she used one of her children as a pawn.

She said that her son is asking questions about the couple’s split. “Junior knows something’s up. Like he’ll say stuff like “Where’s Daddy?”, “Daddy doesn’t love you anymore, do you still love Daddy?” You know, things like that.”

I love how she throws the “Daddy doesn’t love you anymore” part. Lying bitch. I highly doubt her son said that. How dare she.

She also accuses her estranged husband of using the children to gain public sympathy. She hinted that he only takes them out to be photographed doing things with them..which is really a low blow. Peter has always been there for his children. For her to say otherwise just goes to show what a gutter rat this woman really is.

She said, “He’s actually doing things for the kids and it’s really nice to see. Whereas me, I’m not doing any like media stuff with the kids because I don’t want to do that, but it’s good to see that Pete’s actually taking the kids out.”

Meanwhile, mommy is out running around with her super tan horse-faced model boy. The one in the photos. They partied in Ibiza  and were spotted leaving a hotel together. Now he is one of her campaign goons, traveling with her to help promote her book. You just know she is banging him.

If it were the other way around, she would be crazy suicidal.

So yeah, anyway, I hate this bitch.

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A smiling Peter Andre heads to the Wise Buddha studios in central London.

The Australian estranged husband of British glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, chatted with friends as he made his way to the recording suite.

He’s probably finally realized that he is much better off without that attention whoring, booze guzzling, verbally abusive bimbo of a wife who is currently whoring her way around town..

I always liked Peter, I think he put with her sh*t entirely too long.

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Katie Price poses for the crowd on the beach in Ibiza, Spain.

She’s supposedly doing a photo shoot, but is obviously putting on a major show for the crowd. I mean, it’s not like they’re doing the shoot with a bunch of chubby beach goers surrounding her. Bitch loves attention. Even that cartwheeling internet attention whore has nothing on her..

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Katie Price is back to her drunken partying ways since splitting with hubby Peter Andre.

Price left London yesterday at 6 A.M. on a flight headed to the Spanish island of Ibiza, a well known party destination.

She was already hitting the booze even though the sun was barely up.

Katie managed to party all day and night until 2:30 A.M. Even ending up with some pretty boy whom she posed for pictures with.

This has to be crushing for Peter, who has always loved Katie but didn’t like it when she drank or did drugs. He said that while sober she was an amazing wife, but when intoxicated he could not trust her.

I think these two MAY eventually get back together. But it will definitely take Katie hitting bottom before that happens.

Maybe she’ll be the one who loses the limb!

[DM]