Egad!

According to Australia’s New Weekly Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes plan on doing a hot, sensual (eww!) photo shoot like the one new BFF’s David and Victoria Beckham did recently for ‘W’ magazine.

A friend of the Cruise’s said,

“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.

Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much.”

Disgusting, nasty, gross! The thought of the two having a child is enough. Katie is a doll, even though Tom has ruined her, but seeing her naked isn’t what I am worried about. Seeing just a glimpse of Tom’s curly-cue pubes is what’s freaking me the funk out!  Arrgggghhh!

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Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes had lunch at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba restaurant in Hollywood recently.

Holmes paid the tab, but neither woman left a tip for the waitress. The server ran after the women to try and collect but she was stopped by Victoria’s massive security entourage.

Victoria has a reputation for a being a cheap ass even though she dons a different pair of $4000 shoes daily.

David Beckham recently said about his wife,

“She will tell me in a restaurant just to get a cheap bottle of wine, so I tell her it only cost $30 when really it cost much more. She’s the sensible one in the relationship who watches where the money goes.”

Oh gawd, are you serious? The bitch parades around in haute couture but refuses to tip a waitress who works MUCH harder than she ever will? I have a serious problem with that. Katie paid the tab, therefore Posh should have left a nice hefty tip. To eat a free meal and then not leave a gratuity is a HUGE restaurant faux pas. Way to make friends in LA, fembot.

I bartended and was a server for 7 years and let me tell you, it’s not easy work. I would be pissed too if some bitch strolled in wearing an outfit that cost more than I would make in half a year, and didn’t tip.

Remember, if you can’t afford to tip…you can’t afford to go out. Yes, that means you too Posh!

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Tom Cruise and wifey poo Katie Holmes went with Victoria Beckham and kids to David Beckham’s final game in Spain.

The fairly new BFF’s hit Madrid’s nightlife afterward. They had dinner at Madrid’s top restaurant El Xistu and then went to Shabay nightclub where they partied until after 7am.

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We knew that David and Victoria were coming to America but we didn’t know that Tom Cruise had lured them. Beckham said yesterday that he had talked it over with Cruise and that Cruise convinced him to make the move.

“I talked with him for about an hour last night and an hour the night before. I asked him for his advice.
He’s a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that’s a big favor.
He couldn’t speak any higher than what he was saying about L.A.”

Beckham recently scored a five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy. But we have a feeling that isn’t the only reason David and Victoria are moving to LA.

The Beckhams and Cruises have been friends for two years now and are often seen attending events and eating at lavish restaurants together.

You can bet the Cruises have been baiting with Beckhams with the largest of Hollywood promises and dreams.
Katie is working Victoria by telling her that she is going to hook her up with huge movie roles and that she will get her in with the proper crowd to jump start her career.

Katie has also been talking Scientology with Victoria. Rumor is that Victoria is biting.

Scientology seems to be the perfect religion for Posh. She wouldn’t settle for anything that didn’t cost a lot..

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Source: NYDailyNews

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