Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday this weekend at Sunset Beach with her new man Russell Brand and friends.

Perry asked that all guests wear white, but didn’t they know what they were in for. Katy had a paint party planned, and throughout the party she flung fluorescent paint onto her guests and asked that they also participate by doing the same.

Her party was Willy Wonka themed and Oompa Loopas roamed the premises.

Russell gave Katy were all goo-goo gaga over each other the entire time. At one point Russell got down on a knee and gave the birthday girl an oversized lollipop. Sucker!

Other guests included Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough and JoJo.

Russell and Katy are in that “new” lovers phase, where everything is peachy keen and gumdrops and sunshine. But still, I don’t see this lasting. Once the novelty has worn off, Russell’s eye will start wandering again. Then, as quickly as it caught fire, the relationship will smolder. Anyone disagree?

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Katy Perry & Russell Brand in Paris

Lovebirds Katy Perry and Russell Brand stepped out together yesterday, hand in hand while in Paris, France.

The couple went to Pere Lachaise cemetery to visit rock-n-roll legend Jim Morrison’s grave.

They sure jumped into this all hot and heavy, didn’t they? I think it’s going to be a nasty breakup, folks.

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Russell Brand Katy Perry in Paris

Has Russell Brand finally met his match with Katy Perry?

One of the most buzzed about romances right now is that between ‘international love making machine’ (my name for him)  Russell Brand and Katy Perry. The couple reportedly hooked up after weeks of flirting via text messages. Since then they have traveled to Thailand and Paris together and have rarely been apart.

The photo above was taken last night as they arrived at a Fendi party in Paris during Fashion Week.

Sort of an unlikely couple, at least I thought so until now. What Russell wants, Russell gets. It’s amazing that so many women can’t wait to let him stick his dirty little peen in them. Ha, gross, I know, but really, bitches! Ew!

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Katy Perry doing what she does best – annoying us.

Katy performs with her inflatable tube of lipstick at the V Festival in England.

Little Miss ‘my 15-minutes was up two years ago’ pulls out this ridiculous prop and makes like a 15-year-old boy. She has to resort to attention grabbing props and playing faux-lesbian because, simply put, her music sucks.

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Almost naked pictures on Twitter seem to be what all the cool kids are doing these days. Katy Perry took a break from singing “I Kissed A Girl” (thank God!!) to tweet a picture of her taking a bath and eating an entire pizza by herself with the caption “I have no self control.”

You’re damn right she has no self control. She’s naked, and the pepperoni and sausage are both missing? Hmmm…

She did what with them…? Wow, that’s graphic. I was just going to say she didn’t order them, instead preferring a plain cheese pizza.

Who are you sick bastards…?!

Now, the anchovies… that’s an entirely different story altogether.

Katy Perry performed “Waking Up in Vegas” on American Idol looking a little ridiculous as a female Elvis.

She also wore a cape that said “Adam Lambert” on it, much to the chagrin of many viewers who thought it was an unfair advantage to Lambert, who is already favored to win.

I don’t know, I can’t stand her. I thought it was awful. But then again, I have never been, and never will be, a fan.

Below: Katy Perry American Idol 5/13/2009

“I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year…no kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry.”

- Katy Perry to TV Guide magazine when asked who she would like to kiss at the upcoming Grammy Awards.

Lily Allen is still pissed at the annoying one-hit-wonder, Katy Perry, after she described herself as “a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen,” last year.

Perry has since backtracked, apologizing for offending Allen, claiming she “didn’t mean anything by it.”

However, Lily didn’t take so kindly to the apology and has threatened to give out the singer’s phone number via Facebook if she says another word publicly about her.

She wrote, “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favor. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

Lily has also joined the Facebook groups “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl” and “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Looks like I have two new groups to go join!

[WENN]