Although she tells me most bloggers hate her, I think it’s just because they’re jealous.

La Coacha over at ChismeTime.com is one hysterical and sassy senorita! She attended YouTube Live in San Francisco and  got to spend a little time with the likes of Katy Perry (poseur), Akon (horndog), Will I am (he’s so cool!), and even Soulja Boy (ugh) who were all at the event.

What followed was comedic mayhem.

The beauty of La Coacha is she is completely spontaneous and isn’t afraid to say exactly what she is thinking at that moment. I am serious when I say I think she needs her own show! She’s 100% entertaining, from her rainbow earrings and massive flower in her hair, to her spicy accent and contagious smile.

This interview is hilarious. I think my favorite part is either when La Coacha terrifies Katy Perry after bulldozing a kiss on her, or when Akon cannot take his eyes off her plentiful bosom…

La Coacha on Katy Perry:

“Cheese no real lesbian. It’s for pooblicity! Pass it along, jajajaja!”

Bwahaha!

Yes, I love to laugh at people who fall…especially when it’s “I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry.

After performing at MTV’s Latin America Awards in Guadalajara, Mexico, the one hit wonder jumped into a massive pink cake. The only problem is, cake is pretty slippery. Katy had a hard time getting off the stage, and the audience couldn’t have been more thrilled.

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Katy Perry may have had a number one hit with her song, “I Kissed a Girl”, but her parents aren’t impressed.

Keith and Mary Hudson are both evangelists and think that Katy’s song, which talks about a lesbian kiss, promotes sin.

Her mother said,

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.
Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Katy reportedly kissed a 16-year-old lesbian in the crowd at a recent show in Washington State, but her mother insists the young singer is not gay. She believes Katy has been seduced by the temptations of Hollywood.

“Katy is our daughter and we love her but we strongly disagree with how she is conducting herself at the moment.
We cannot cut her out of our lives as she is our child but she knows we disagree strongly with what she is doing and the message she is promoting regarding homosexuality which the Bible clearly states is a sin.
But the Bible also promotes understanding and forgiveness, which I keep reminding myself.
Katy is not a homosexual but I fear she has been led astray by the Hollywood crowd. I pray all the time that God will work through her and help her find salvation.”

She adds that her husband isn’t too thrilled with Katy’s provocative wardrobe either.

“Some [outfits] are too revealing and her father has had words with her about it. Like any child she is going through a period of rebellion.”

Mary goes on to say that Katy uses her maiden name for professional reasons (I guess Kate Hudson was already taken).

She adds that her daughter grew up singing in the church.

“Katy was raised in a very strict Christian household. She started performing in church at nine. She was a special child, she loved to sing and had an angelic voice. That is why this is all so disappointing and sad.
I think she acts and says certain things to be provocative and to shock.
Katy was spotted by a music producer who invited her to LA. That’s when she started to change.
I was worried she’d start doing drugs and drinking alcohol. I still am. I spoke to her only recently. She said, ‘Oh Mum, I’m not going to turn into Amy Winehouse.’”