“[Paris Hilton] came up to me in a nightclub a couple of months back and she said, ‘I hope you realize that the person I seem to be in the press is really just an act and the real me is really smart.’ I said, ‘Just get over it. The song was like years ago. Quit bugging me.’

I still take a pop at Jessica Simpson in my new video. That girl hates me. But it’s just that her name happens to be a good rhyme fit for lots of lyrics… and, of course, she’s like, Jesssicaaa Simpson. Those girls are something else. There’s part of me that thinks they’re such losers, but there’s also a part of me that admires how they actually play the game. I’m so bad at playing the Hollywood game. I just hate all that fake stuff.”

- Pink on Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson.

[DM]

Of all the gay icons in the world, Elizabeth Taylor, 76, has to be the Queen.

And in return, she loves her gay fans right back.

Last night Liz showed up at her fave gay club, WeHo’s The Abbey, thrilling patrons by interacting and chatting with them – all the while enjoying a ’sizeable’ martini herself.

This was Liz’s first visit to the club since being hospitalized last month.

Despite rumors about her deteriorating health, Liz was energetic and happy.  One club goer said Liz absolutely lit up the room.

“She was lively. She was laughing and she was smiling.  Even if she was not as strong as the last time she was here, she was once again the life of her small party.”

As Liz and her small dog Daisy, prepared to leave, Liz’s assistant placed a large pair of rhinestone sunglasses on the icon.

A witness watched Liz leave.  He said,

“She needed help getting into the car.  As [they] drove away in this gigantic black sedan, all you could see was those sunglasses and a big smile on her face.”

After a giant martini and a little club time, I’m sure Liz needed help getting into the car – and probably into bed!  Good for her, still having a good time at 76 years old.  Tabloids have been talking about her being deathly ill since she was in her 50s.  I doubt the rumors faze her anymore. You go, girl!

You have to love this family. Seriously!

Matthew McConaughey’s mother, Kay McConaughey, is coming out with a new book that tells her family story.

I Amaze Myself is full of off-the-wall stories about the McConaugheys, and Kay doesn’t hold back when telling them. The woman certainly has a sense of humor and now we know where her son gets it.

In the book, Kay tells of Matthew’s father’s death. He died the way any man on this earth would love to go. While having sex with his wife!

Kay tells Us Weekly,

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

Amen, sister!  Hooray for Jim!

It seems Kay was a real horn dog for her man – and his penis!   When her husband, Jim, could not be revived, she sent him out of this world like he came into it. In the nude.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Yeah, I’m sure the paramedics were thrilled to check his gift out! Ha!  That explains that HUGE bulge in Matthew’s shorts, bitches!

Keeping with the sex theme, Kay also dished that her gorgeous son was no accident. She had Matthew after marrying Jim for the third time.

“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?. That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

Well, it’s certainly no surprise where Matthew gets his honest, off-the-wall quirkiness!  Personally, I think it’s hot.  No snobby Hollywood family here!

Sounds like I have a new book on my ‘to read’ list!

Check out more of the book at:  IAmazeMyself.com.

“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing . . Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

- John Mayer has nothing but good things to say about his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston.

Nas has banded together with ColorOfChange.org & MoveOn.org to gather over 620,000 signatures petitioning Fox News and Bill O’Reilly (who used the phrase “lynching party” recently) for their racist propaganda against the Obama family and black Americans.

Check it out.

“I’m not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox. What else?”

- Anna Kournikova gets tired of the same lame questions reporters ask her.

Florence Henderson, 74, says her advice to former “Brady Bunch” son Christopher Knight fell upon deaf ears and she still feels the same way now that she did then.

That his marriage to Adrianne Curry will end in divorce.

“Christopher Knight is like my son and he was very involved with this person on The Surreal Life. He asked me to counsel them – I am a certified hypnotherapist – but I didn’t really want to do reality TV.”

Henderson says that she thinks that the couple’s VH1 reality show, My Fair Brady rushed the two into marriage far too quickly.

“They didn’t take my advice at all! And as you may have seen, they did get engaged and they did get married.”

She adds coyly, “Maybe I will counsel the divorce.”

You know what? I bet she’s right.

Sometimes I like Adrianne and sometimes I don’t. I like the laid-back Adrianne – and I love her locker room type humor. However, it’s her nagging at Christopher and manipulating him into getting what she wants that I find incredibly annoying.

I think these two think they love each other, but when it comes down to it, I’d bet he simply married for her body and she married him for the financial security and the father figure fantasy . .

W did a fantastic job interviewing Charlize Theron in their latest issue. Her photoshoot isn’t so bad either. Ok, it’s like, super hot.

I just love Charlize. She’s amazingly, I mean amazingly, gorgeous, but as this article points out, she isn’t one to exploit her beauty. She’s intelligent, witty, talented, and she has that old Hollywood charm about her.

Hotness.

From W:

When Charlize Theron arrives at our interview, poolside at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, she’s still showing the effects of a weeklong bout with the flu. With her blond hair pushed back into a no-fuss ’do and dressed Hollywood business casual in jeans, a white shirt and a black sweater vest, she looks, well, incredibly normal. And yet, days earlier, on the set of the W photo shoot at the western edge of the Mojave Desert, there was no overlooking her ultralean Amazonian physique, her mile-long legs and her startling green eyes, framed by a perfectly symmetrical heart-shaped face.

Perhaps surprisingly then, for an actress whom Esquire last fall named the “sexiest woman alive,” the 32-year-old Theron has always resisted taking on roles that play only to her innate beauty. She fired her first manager after he sent her scripts on the order of Showgirls and Species. “So, we can see where he saw my career going,” she quips. But ever since her haunting, Oscar-winning portrayal of Aileen Wuornos in Monster—for which she gained 30 pounds, wore prosthetic teeth and cannily captured the physicality of the hard-bitten lesbian serial killer—Theron has been dogged, she says, by a public perception that she actively seeks to mask her beauty whenever she plays steely-minded, gritty women.

In fact, the surest way to rile her is to suggest that she’s somehow “transformed” herself yet again in several post-Monster roles, among them, a female miner battling sexism in the Minnesota iron mines in the 2005 film North Country, a Tennessee detective (who’s a brunette) in 2007’s In the Valley of Elah and, most recently, a desperate single mom in this year’s Sleepwalking.

“Oh, no, you better not be bringing up ‘ugly,’” she admonishes when I broach the subject. “Look, I get it,” she says. “Monster was a transformation.” But after that, she points out, whenever she’s played “women in middle America living normal lives,” she’s heard cries of “ugly,” no matter what they looked like. “North Country was dirt. That’s what happens when you go into a mine. In the Valley of Elah—that’s when I took real offense, because that was just my real hair color and me with no makeup.”

Her greater transformation, she says, comes on the red carpet. “It’s great fun when you have three people coming to your house, and one’s doing your nails, one’s doing your hair and one’s doing your makeup. Two hours later, you look gorgeous,” she says. “But that’s not my life.” Looking at her, you have to conclude that Theron is being unduly self-deprecating, and that the truth lies somewhere between the red carpet and North Country.

Read the rest of the interview and see the rest of the photos at W magazine.