Seriously.

Keith was in Fiji doing God knows what in a coconut tree and FELL out of it. Now tell me, what the fuck is a 62 year old doing climbing a tree? I bet the juice had nothing to do with it. Heh.
Anyhow, I guess he hit his tiny cranium during the fall and is being treated at a hospital in Auckland but no one is talking. Rumors first circulated that Keith was critically hurt but now we are hearing that he is conscious & undergoing brain scans but has not had any surgeries. Crazy old bird!