Although NBC has been doing their best to keep next seasons contestants on Celebrity Apprentice a secret, the names are leaking slowly.

Hollyscoop spoke personally with Joe Francis who confirmed that he will be on the show. Joe couldn’t keep his mouth shut and added that Khloe Kardashian will be his competition. He must have some sort of grudge against her, because he wanted to tell the world that he will last longer than her in the game.

He said, ”[The show] hasn’t even started…and I will beat Khloe Kardashian on the Apprentice.”

Joe added that he “loves” the Kardashian’s, but “it will make me very happy to beat Khloe.”

He will be a total kisser of Trump’s ass, I’m sure, but I hope that mole-faced prick is the first one out.

I have to admit though, Joe has bigger balls than I thought.  Khloe could kick his pansy ass all over this side of the Mississippi - while blindfolded and hogtied.  I’d watch those balls, Joe.  Oh yes, I would..

Khloe and Kim Kardashian

[Updated]  Khloe Kardashian, 24, will report to jail this Friday to serve time for her DUI arrest last year.

A source said, “The judge is trying to make an example out of her.”

I’m curious as to how, being as she will most likely only serve a few minutes or hours of the 3 days she was sentenced to.

She admitted to “failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class.”

Wow.  Three days.  Way to throw the book at her judge..