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Paris Hilton Makes Fun of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008Paris Hilton, who is pretty much the one responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian to the media’s attention, made fun of her friend while being interviewed on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday.
She said,
“I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Bwahaha. Awesome visual.
Paris later realized that she had made a mistake by saying such a thing publicly and said to In Touch magazine, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”
Kim has been a good sport and apparently accepts Paris’ apology. “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”
That Ass Will Eat You Out of the House!
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008Kim Kardashian loves her junk food. And from what we can tell, so does her ass.
Kim vowed to eat better this year, in fact, that was her New Years resolution. Of course she made the promise after chowing down deep fried Oreo cookies. I’m sure the ass made her do it.
Kim says, “I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so. It’s so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can’t stop eating junk. It’s awful!”
Kardashian was in Orlando Sunday where she paid a visit to the International House of Pancakes. She really wanted to eat something healthy but her ass the menu got the best of her.
“I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren’t good for me and I didn’t want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it.”
But Kim adds that having a personal trainer helps to keep her weight under control.
“I’ve got a personal trainer who keeps me active. I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I’ve actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I’m going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They’re short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it’s a really good workout.”

Kim Kardashian Gets Taken for Over $50K at Airport
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Uhh..I’d say that’s an ‘innie’
Brainy act Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney were at JFK airport recently when somehow, someone, snagged a ton of goodies from Kim’s bags.
Kim was surrounded at one point by paps, fans and even Delta employees who were asking her to sign autographs and pose for pictures. As she obliged, someone took over $50K in jewelry, a laptop, a Cartier watch, a digital camera and possibly more items from her bags.
Gee, let me see, I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but fans…Delta employees…and paparazzi? I wonder who the guilty party could be. Please.
The airline offered only baggage information claim tickets, which have a number and name written in black marker. Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.
TMZ has called Delta for comment, but have not yet heard back.
This screams paps to me. Remember when they stole Lindsay’s digital camera? I wonder if Kim has any juicy stuff on that laptop. Hopefully she’s smarter than that, but it’s unlikely.
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What Were YOU Doing at 14 Years Old?
Friday, November 2nd, 2007Kim Kardashian isn’t a stranger to the good life.
Or whoring around to live in it.
For her 14th birthday Kim had a party at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch…because she was dating his nephew at the time. Who knew her skillz went back so far? And I won’t even ask about a sex tape!
Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Spread
Monday, October 29th, 2007Kim Kardashian’s Reality Show
Friday, August 10th, 2007Kim Kardashian has a new reality show coming out and David at PrettyontheOutside.com has a great promo for it. Heh.
Kim Kardashian’s a Flapper
Monday, July 16th, 2007Kim Kardashian looking a bit 1920’s for a photo shoot that will be in an upcoming magazine editorial.
The photo shoot took place in Miami at the historic Vizcaya Museum and Gardens during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at The Raleigh Hotel.
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Better Than an Enema Link Lovin’
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
Paris Hilton: Artiste (CWS)
Paula Abdul’s reality show (PB)
American Idol audition dates (GG)
Britney Spears still flaunting her pancake titties (DSF)
Joss Stone tattoos her head (TB)
Someone actually had sex with Nancy Grace! (ASL)
Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Cavalli photo shoot (Yeeeah)
What does the baby on Nirvana’s Nevermind album look like today? (GH)
Kurt Cobain would be pissed (ABH)
Reese Witherspoon and daughter out and about (GS)
Lindsay Lohan gears up to party (DH)
No wonder the brothers love Kim Kardashian (DS)
Jet lagged or cocaine hangover? (EBG)
Scott Baio 45 and still single video clip (POTP)
Rosario Dawson will eat you alive (ND)
Kate Hudson decides she’s through with dick noses (AIW)
Lots of pictures and video of Paris Hilton being released from jail (JIYH)
Kevin Dillon, you don’t sit on cars that are THAT nice! (CP)
Is Jennifer Lopez losing that ass? (HBW)
Lame MySpace advertisers (IBBB)
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Hey kids, I’ll be posting more this evening..I’ve been sick since returning from Sun Valley over a week ago and am finally going to the doc to do something about it. THANKS!
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Spicy Evening Link Love
Monday, June 18th, 2007
Britney Spears pissed over billboards mocking her (TMZ)
Paris Hilton’s neighbors try to boot her out of the neighborhood (ASL)
Dustin Diamond is a walking sack of poo (BWE)
Danielle Lloyd looks amazing in a bikini (F&C)
Jessica Alba likes to get nailed (TS)
It’s hard out here for Bobby Brown (GH)
Jessica Simpson looking slim (IBBB)
Baby Hugh Hefner on the way? (HS)
Beyonce bikini pics (JIYH)
Steven Tyler has man boobs (DL)
More proof that the Jackson family is funked up (TB)
Real World’s ‘Coral’ comes out (Bossip)
Bai Ling gets hammered and dances like hell (CWS)
There’s no question who baby Shiloh’s dad is (POTP)
Someone actually gives Paris Hilton props (BS)
Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party canceled (AIW)
Kim Kardashian tig ol’ bitties (DSF)
Topless Phoenix Feeley (RC)
Penelope Cruz and Shakira party together (DS)
The Hiltons continue to work the press (EBG)
Avril Laviigne bawls like a baby (ND)













