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Kim Kardashian Wants a Baby? Of Course She Does.

Spicy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:36:14 +0000

Kim Kardashian ready for a baby

Kim Kardashian will say anything to keep her name in the press.

She has nothing to bring to the table, so she simply does things like, puts a wig on and posts it to Twitpic, posts pics of a fresh sunburn or even a bloody toe – and it’s all front page news the next day.

The latest thing Kim wants us to fawn over is the fact she she says she is ready for a family, like, now. “I always had a vision I’d be married with one kid by the time I’m 30,” she said recently. Of course she is 29. Is she hinting at Reggie Bush proposing to her?

I bet it is killing Kim, who is used to being the Kardashian sister in the limelight, having to play second fiddle to her lesser known sisters. Of course Khloe got married, and Kourtney is having a baby, they are hogging all the press this year! So I think this is Kim’s way of trumping them. “Don’t forget, I am still the most popular! Just my talking about being pregnant beats your actually being pregnant, any day!”

Apparently she and Reggie are looking to move in together and are seeking a huge home that would accommodate the Brady Bunch. Only dumber. Kim says, “I want a lot of kids. Maybe five or six. A mix of both boys and girls.”

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Kim Kardashian Reggie Bush Back Together

Spicy — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:31:30 +0000

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together!

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together after reuniting Sunday night.

After her sister Khloe’s wedding, Kim flew to New Orleans to be with Reggie. Although Reggie could not attend the wedding himself, his mother, stepfather and brother all did. So it looks like we haven’t seen the end of these two.

The couple split up earlier this summer after two years together.

Man, you just cannot keep up with these Kardashian girls lately!

Is it love in the air – or just a little bit of crazy?

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Kim Kardashian at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards

Spicy — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:46:43 +0000

Kim Kardashian blonde and tan

Kim Kardashian at the Teen Choice Awards, looking smashing with lighter hair and a deep tan.

All fake of course, but she looks damn good regardless. Even if she does look a bit too much like Jennifer Lopez..

[Photographs: ©AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Kim Kardashian on the Prowl with Her F-Me Boots

Spicy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:51:50 +0000

Kim Kardashian quickly adapts to the single life, hitting the Madame Royale lounge in West Hollywood with girlfriends Melody Thornton and Lala Vasquez.

Nothing says, “I’m Single” like a good pair of thigh-high, F-me boots..

[Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat?

Spicy — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:39:44 +0000

Kim Kardashian arrives at MTV Studios in New York for “It’s On with Alexa Chung.”

[Photograph: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Break-Up

Spicy — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:52:55 +0000

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Break-Up

Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush have broken up after 2-years together.

Kim’s publicist has confirmed the news to People magazine. The couple were together for 2 years.

The reason for the split? Hectic schedules. But isn’t that what all celebrities say? They always blame their schedules!

A source said, “They never get to see each other, ever. It’s been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it’s tough.”

Ok, I’ll give them that. It can’t be easy dating a guy who you never see. In case you live under a rock, Reggie is a running back for the New Orleans Saints. And we all know how NFL stars can’t keep their d*ck in their pants. Heh. Oh, did I just say that?

I read on Kim’s sister Khloe’s Twitter the other day that she and Kimmy were having some girl time, “cuddling” and watching movies. That was 2 days ago, I think. So Kim has lots of sisterly support, and I highly doubt her single life will suck much.

[PM]

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Kim Kardashian Is Putting The Moves On Nick Jonas

Infamous Kidd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:00:00 +0000

For a guy wearing a purity ring with absolutely no public intentions of having sex until he’s married, Nick Jonas is beating them off with a stick these days. Already confirmed to be dating Miley Cyrus, you’d think that might be good enough to ward off any other interested ladies. Well, you’d be wrong as Hannah Montana just might not have the ass to compete, as Kim Kardashian is digging on that particular one of the Brothers Jonai.

Kardashian shared the stage with the Jonas Brothers at the MuchMusic Video Awards to introduce Lady GaGa’s booby-sparking performance. After the ceremony, she was on her Twitter, hardly able to contain the excitement of being in the presence of Jonas. “I have the biggest crush on Nick Jonas! I just was on stage w the Jonas Brother at the Much Music Awards!” She tweeted more, “It’s kinda wrong! I had 2 give him 2 kisses on stage! Ha”

Does this surprise anyone though? Why would Kim Kardashian want Reggie Bush, NFL star, when she can have some kid who would be lucky if he’s even within 2 years of finally hitting puberty instead?

As for Nick Jonas’ options, I hate to say it, but Miley Cyrus doesn’t stand a chance. Unless she is ready for some crazy times, Kim Kardashian and her ass will claim victory here. After all, let’s weigh our options here: Hannah Montana and her achy-breaky dad, or a chick who got videotaped having sex and who may or may not be into getting peed on? Sorry, Miley. I know they say it’s the quiet ones that turn out to be the wildest, but I don’t know if you’re going to get much kinkier than that… at least not that doesn’t border on starting to get gross.

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Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring, $20 Million?

Spicy — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:24:44 +0000

Kim Kardashian is already shopping for an engagement ring even though she isn’t yet engaged to boyfriend Reggie Bush.

Kim thinks she is doing her man a favor by choosing rings that suit her tastes – just in case he decides to pop the question. She says, “It’s just easier. Isn’t it easy if someone’s like, ‘This is exactly what I want.’ It’ll make your life so easy.”

Talk about pressure!

And of course Kim’s tastes aren’t cheap.Her sister Kourtney told E!: “She found one the other day and she was like, ‘It’s only $20 million.’ ”

Reggie, RUN! I mean seriously. Don’t you think Reggie’s buddies are like, “Dude, lose that crazy bitch!” Seriously. $20 million, some FAVOR! No booty is worth $20 million!

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Bruce Jenner Plastic Surgery Revealed!

Spicy — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:50:05 +0000

Of course we all know that Bruce Jenner has had a bad facelift.

He has been mocked by blogs and the media for years now.

His stepdaughter, Kim Kardashian came out, telling people that Bruce had another doctor “fix” his face and make it appear more “relaxed and refreshed”. I guess that’s a nice way to put it. Bruce had his original work done 25-years ago.

She writes,

“Bruce has gotten a lot of media criticism in the past for getting an ill-advised partial facelift and a nose job. He has never ever spoken about this until now. It’s very heartfelt and I think people will see how sweet and simply human Bruce is.”

“Unfortunately, the result wasn’t what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he’s turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.”

His results will be revealed on next Sunday’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Did anyone else watch Desperate Housewives last night and notice the character with the terrible face lift was named BRUCE? Coincidence? I think not!

[PM]

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Focal Point

Spicy — Fri, 01 May 2009 07:52:32 +0000

Kim Kardashian after rollerskating at the launch party for Pepsi Throwback’ retro drink at World on Wheels.

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