Kim Kardashian after rollerskating at the launch party for Pepsi Throwback’ retro drink at World on Wheels.

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Am I the only one who thinks Kim Kardashian is totally annoying?

I am not hating – I will say that there is no denying that she is a beautiful girl. Seriously beautiful. If you say otherwise you’re just a moron. And actually, she might have a big ol’ round booty, but I think her body is banging. It’s just her personality that is oh, sooooooo boring. Zzzzzzzz……

I cannot sit through an entire episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. They are nice enough, but the entire family is boring and has the combined I.Q. of Paris Hilton’s long toe!

So yeah, Kim lightened up her hair (she is calling it blonde) and the paparazzi is eating it up. They went wild when she was out and about in NY’s SoHo district this weekend. Kim was amused, and giggled, and posed all cutesy because that’s what she does best.

EDIT: Kim confessed, it is a wig. Even more annoying..

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Eminem makes fun of Kim Kardashian’s plump rump in his latest video, “We Made You,” but it doesn’t bother her at all.

In fact, she’s flattered.

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Eminem makes fun of Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Bret Michaels and other celebrities in the video.

Kim took to her blog after seeing the video for the first time.

“I just saw Eminem’s new video for “We Made You” and he totally spoofs me!!  It was a total surprise to me because I had no idea he was going to talk about me in the song.”

She says it’s all in fun, and she is in no way offended by it. “I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. He’s a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor.”

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Kim Kardashian graces the April issue of Complex magazine looking hot, but suprisingly thinner.

Of course, it’s all thanks to the airbrush. Huffington Post posted a before and after pic that was taken during the photo shoot, and Kim’s lumps and bumps were smoothed out, her hips narrowed and her skin was made to look flawless.

But don’t get me wrong, I’m not hatin’. She’s definitely got it going on, airbrushed or not. Now if we could just miraculously airbrush her a personality..

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“Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, ‘Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!’ I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it. I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong with it.”

- Kim Kardashian on the media being harsh about Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain.

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“And that Kim Kardashian, ugh, she has no personality at all. It was painful to watch.”

- Joey Fatone on Kim Kardashian and Dancing With the Stars.

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Poor Kim Kardashian…she and her big bum are real sad.

I guess she was booted off DWTS last night – not that I would know, I personally think that is the worst television show ever and refuse to watch that crap. If I have nothing better to do than watch that show – someone kill me.

The big bootied socialite, known for little more than her plump derriere, is totally “inconsolable” after being the latest casualty of the cheesy reality show.

Damn, I bet she was like, “This is my chance to shine! To actually be known as something other than Paris Hilton’s ex-BFF, the girl with the big ol’ ass – or Robert Kardashian’s daughter!”

And she blew it.

Kimmy took to her blog to tell her “fans” how she felt,

“What can I say… I am obviously sad to go. But I am more sad to not be seeing this amazing cast that really has grown so close together. I know I wasn’t the best dancer and I never claimed to be. I have never taken a dance class in my life until now! But WOW what an incredible experience!””

I’m telling you, that ass is holding her down. The anvil in the pants.. heh.

I watched the video [below] and that sister cannot dance! It’s like her partner was the woman and she was the man – in terms of the sexiness exuded onstage. She was rigid as a month long corpse!

You know she is just as exciting in bed. Lying there in a big heap of hotness just waiting for the guy to make magic happen..

Her partner, Mark Ballas, said after the show, “We talked about it, and I imagine it will always be a sad day for her. I just hope that her time on the show was magical for her, and, at the end of the day, I will always be so proud that I was the one holding her hand up there.”

Honestly, I can’t believe anyone cares.

I hate Dancing With the Stars, it’s like the new Lawrence Welk! It’s cheesy, it’s boring and I could give a crap about most of the ’stars’ they have on the show. I know most reality shows are complete garbage, but this one is the grime in the bottom of the trashcan!

Ok, enough with my rant.

Kim Kardashian is supposedly scheduled to be on the show next season. TMZ says that Kimmy has been practicing but suffered a major setback yesterday when she cut her foot on a glass table.

No, she wasn’t dancing on glass tables, (which I wouldn’t be surprised if she was, because I really don’t think she’s that smart) it was a glass coffee table in a hotel room that got her. The cut was probably pretty deep because there was blood everywhere. Kim was rushed to the hospital where she was treated.

If you do care, here is next season’s preliminary line up.

The funny/sad thing is, while everyone is freaking out about Kim, DWTS and her foot, one of the Barenaked Ladies survived a fricking plane crash yesterday!

Ed Robertson and three passengers on a Cessna 206 crashed in Ontario, Canada at about 12:30pm. All of them were able to walk away from the scene.

Deputy fire chief Brian Sears said the passengers were very lucky to have survived the crash. He said they climbed out of a window and that none of them suffered a single scratch.

The band’s spokesperson Adam Smith stated, “Everyone is fine, and that is the important thing. That’s all the comment we have at this time.”