Richard Simmons prays for Paris Hilton (GW)
Pamela Anderson whores herself out at magic show (DSF)
It’s Angelina Jolie’s birthday (EBG)
Kim Kardashian must have ass implants (ABH)
Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman aroused us with their near-kiss (TB)
Paris Hilton’s original mugshot (TS)
Pics & Video of Hilton going to jail (RC)
MK’s experience with the MTV Movie Awards (PB)
Sarah Harding upskirt (ND)
Calum Best asks Britney Spears to check on Lindsay Lohan in rehab (HBW)
Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t look cracked out! (HS)
Danny Bonaduce lapdances at his divorce party (GG)
Megan Fox was the hottest chick at the MTV Movie Awards (F&C)

Added: Afternoon links

Brooke Burke bikini pictures (DH)
Does Danny Bonaduce ever wear a shirt? (CR)
Angelina Jolie smoking hot on Esquire (CWS)
Ross the Intern and his girl, Louise (CDW)
Internet spammers and virus launchers have their favorite celebrities too.. (AIW)
Braves AA manager goes berserk -funny! (BS)
Paris Hilton works out, doesn’t sweat (CP)
Johnny Knoxville  sued over penis stunt (DS)
Video of the Sarah Silverman/Paris Hilton roast (CG)

Evening Links

Nicole Richie hikes because she is fat (ASL)
Katherine Heigl without makeup (JIYH)
Latest celebrity DUI (POTP)
Ice-T shows you Coco’s massive pierced titties (Dlisted)
Vince Vaughan sows his drunken oats (INO)
Paris Hilton’s new wax figure! (ICYDK)

Kim Kardashian’s clam

Juliette Lewis is hot

The L’s are hard to work with

Anthony Kiedis gets his skirt on

Who screwed her hair up?

Justin Timberlake launches JT TV

More Grammy pics and list of winners

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie already married?

Justin & KFed get caught together

Kim Kardashian sets the record straight

Another wild weekend for Britney Spears

The Dixie Chicks win big at the Grammy’s

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown reunite?

Scarlett Johansen denies boinking Justin Timberlake

Howard K Stern mourns on Entertainment Tonight

TrimpSpa bigwig up in arms about Anna’s Slimfast

Another eBay idiot tries to cash in on Anna Nicole’s death

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer gross us out at the Grammy Awards

Pics of Anna Nicole screwing around with the Bahamian Immigration Minister

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Jessica Simpson finds a house

Nicole Richie gets another tattoo

Serena Williams in a bikini

Elliot Yamin..is that YOU?

Mandy Moore accepts her weight

Is Eminem engaged or not? Rep says no


Kim Kardashian just wont go away

Teri Hatcher says she’s never used Botox

Dita Von Teese needs Jenny Craig

My favorite distortion yet..Johnny Rotten!


Ken Paves talks about Jessica Simpson’s red hair

Mischa Barton is apparently still with Mr. Saggy Balls

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen no longer a couple

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi planning for a baby?

Jessica Biel landed the role that Lindsay Lohan turned down


Saturday Night Love for Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff?

Someone claims this was worn by Prince at the Super Bowl, so they’re selling it on eBay

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Everyone in the celebrity blogging world has or is going to post these today, so here you go.

I was considering not even posting them because well, WHO CARES! This will be the most forgettable sex tape ever.

Anyhow, here is what co-chairman, Steven Hirsch of Vivid Videos is saying about the tape:

“I’ve seen the video and it’s really great,” says Mr. Hirsch. “It has over 30-minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing featuring two young and glamorous high profile celebrities. Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. The production is crystal clear and viewers will definitely get their money’s worth. If either Kim or Ray J would like to discuss the video with us we would be happy to do so.”

He added that the tape was given to him from a ‘third party’ and that neither Kim nor Ray J had anything to do with it’s distribution. Uh huh.

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Source: TheLife

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Who is more famous for nothing?

Heh.

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Kim Kardashian and Brandy’s brother, Ray J, do indeed have a sex tape as previously reported.

The video is said to be an interesting one that includes oral sex and peeing. Because you know, the two go hand in hand.

Kim has been offered $2 million by SugarDVD.com for exclusive rights of the home movie. They also want to make Kimmy their spokesperson.

A ho needs to eat, right?

Reportedly, the only thing holding Kim back is her friend, Paris Hilton.
Paris is against the deal and may not want her friend to partake in the shady deal.

Probably because it would only take the spotlight away from her..

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Source: TMZ

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Try to keep your lunch down for these, it won’t be easy.

While in Sydney, Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian have been living it up on Bondi Beach. And they have really been putting on a show.

The two attention whores have been posing under the outdoor beach showers, assuming Charlie’s Angels stances, and just being all around camera sluts.

(WARNING: I would recommend you have a barf bag nearby while viewing these pics. If not, at least a garbage can or shopping bag..something that vomit will easily spill into.)

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