Down in South Florida, it looks like the hookers are having a special during these rough economic times. Now, normally it would just be $20 for a blowjob behind the dumpster, but, with 4th of July approaching quickly, you can take advantage of the holiday sale, getting 2 for the price of 1. Wow… what a steal of a deal…

What’s that…? Those aren’t hookers…? That’s Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian doing a shoot for their new reality show KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI…? Well, they’re certainly dressed like hookers. And they are definitely behind a dumpster. Normally I might apologize for the mix-up, but I really feel like I’m not responsible for getting this one wrong. Where’s Kim Kardashian in all of this? Oh, she’s actually behind the dumpster going down on some guy for 20 bucks…? See… I knew this all looked familiar. I mean, a friend told me it did. Don’t judge him.

Did you like Kimberly Locke’s dress on American Idol this week?

Well, even if you didn’t you can still bid on the one-of-a-kind Christian Siriano dress that she wore to help out some kids who could use it.  Visit www. clothesoffourback. org — proceeds from the gown will go to Camp Heartland for children with AIDS and HIV.