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Kourtney Kardashian Getting Married, Not Khloe?

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

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Kourtney is the Kardashian sister reportedly getting married this weekend

A new rumor is buzzing around the internet that it won’t be Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom walking down the aisle!

According to MediaTakeout.com it’s all a sham. A decoy of sorts, meant to distract from the real event, which is Kourtney and babby daddy Scott Disick’s wedding!

The whole thing was devised as a publicity stunt for the wedding, since otherwise, the coverage wouldn’t exactly be optimal. This little stunt was probably meant to distract from the fact that she’s actually marrying the douche. The public doesn’t generally seem to like the guy. Unfortunately I don’t know much about him because I don’t watch their reality shows. But from what I hear, he isn’t anything to get excited about.

[Photo: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Kourtney Kardashian Baby Bump

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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Kourtney Kardashian making sure we see her baby bump at LAX

I’ve got two words for Kourtney. Milking. It.

It’s not like Kourtney is the first bitch to ever get knocked up. But by the way she has been chatting up the gossip rags and staging photos for the paps, you would think she was. You can actually add Kendra Wilkinson to that list as well.

Thank gawd Halle Berry is pregnant now. Hopefully she will steal their thunder!

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Baby Bump PHOTOS

Friday, August 14th, 2009

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Kourtney Kardashian first pregnant pics!

Kourtney Kardashian is already milking her pregnancy by wearing a loose fitting top, when I doubt she is even showing yet!

Pregnant Kourtney leaves the CW studios in New York after making a guest appearance on the PIX 11 Morning News show.

I never watched Keeping up with the Kardashians (couldn’t stand to listen to any of them talk!) and I surely won’t be watching her next E! reality show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. So really, I’ll admit, I don’t know much about Kourtney – or her ex-boyfriend, Scott Whatshisface. But from what all of YOU have told me, this child is going to have a couple of numbskull parents!

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[Photographs: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant!

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant, and she has confirmed the news personally!

Kourtney, 30, isn’t dishing on who the baby daddy is at the moment though, nor is she saying how far along she is.

Of course, she is keeping all the juicy pregnancy details quiet for now, but will tell all on her new E! reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which debuts this Sunday.

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Kourtney Kardashian: High Maintenence Bitch?

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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Kourtney Kardashian recently spoke with Chaunce Hayden from Steppin’ Out magazine and was asked when the last time was that she lost her temper.

She replied by going off on a complete tangent about a Starbuck’s employee.

Chaunce Hayden: When was the last time you lost your temper?

Kourtney Kardashian: “I just got into a fight at Starbucks the other day. The girl behind the counter and I had a fight.

I ordered this extravagant drink and I like two honeys from the honey packets put inside my drink. And the girl was like, “You can do it yourself.” So I said back, “So when I order it and say, ‘with two honey packets’ you won’t do it yourself?” She said, “No, you have to do the honeys.” I yelled back, “No thanks! Every other person does it for me! Nobody ever says you have to do it yourself!”

I order the same thing every day. So I yelled, “No thanks, you can do the honeys! That’s why I told you to do it. Duhhh!”

Khloe was so embarrassed to be standing next to me. I said right in front of the girl, “Well it’s really rude to have an attitude this early in the morning before I’ve had my coffee!” When I left, it got worse. I normally get milk in the drink. But she didn’t mark down on the cup what else to do. So by the time I actually sipped my drink it was completely wrong. So I called Starbucks and complained about the girl. I vented, “I know you probably don’t care, but I need to vent to someone that the girl totally messed up my drink and I think it’s very rude.”

It just bothered me so much. If someone was working for me and wasn’t doing their job right I would want to know. Plus if you wait in line and pay $5.00 for your tea you want it to be right.”

Is she serious? She sounds like a total spoiled Hollywood brat. She damn near had a complete hissy fit. She might as well have stomped her feet on the ground and threw her fists in the air like a 2-year-old. Someone put on a diaper on the little twat, but put honey in it first..

[SO]

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The Lesser-Known Kardashians Hooker It Up In Miami

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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Down in South Florida, it looks like the hookers are having a special during these rough economic times. Now, normally it would just be $20 for a blowjob behind the dumpster, but, with 4th of July approaching quickly, you can take advantage of the holiday sale, getting 2 for the price of 1. Wow… what a steal of a deal…

What’s that…? Those aren’t hookers…? That’s Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian doing a shoot for their new reality show KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI…? Well, they’re certainly dressed like hookers. And they are definitely behind a dumpster. Normally I might apologize for the mix-up, but I really feel like I’m not responsible for getting this one wrong. Where’s Kim Kardashian in all of this? Oh, she’s actually behind the dumpster going down on some guy for 20 bucks…? See… I knew this all looked familiar. I mean, a friend told me it did. Don’t judge him.

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Kardashian Sisters Throw Money Off Nightclub Balcony

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian caused quite a commotion recently while partying in Miami.

The sisters, who were hovered over the crowd on a nightclub balcony, dropped thousands of dollars down onto the dancing patrons. The women were packing all $1 bills and rained down about $3,000 into the sea of partiers.

A witness who was there said, “Money started falling from the ceiling! It just kept coming and coming, and when I looked up, I saw the Kardashians.”

It’s all about the George Washingtons, baby.

[WENN]

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Kourtney Kardashian and Courtenay Semel at the BestOfVegas.Com Launch Party

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Is it just me, or does Courtenay Semel look like an odd Simpson’s character?

I think it’s her lack of a chin and the overbite that does it. I don’t get why all the young Hollywood lesbians want to sink their teeth into that, but, eh, whatever.

Oh, STOP THE PRESSES! Forget the Simpson’s character bit, it just clicked. I know who it is she reminds me of now – HA! Jen from The Dark Crystal! (And yes, I had to look up the character’s name.)

Kourtney Kardashian, who I think is much cuter than her big assed sister, Kim, usually looks fab, but I’m not diggin’ on this getup. All the attention is at her waist and it makes her look bloated. But bitch’s extensions are flawless and I would kill for that handbag..

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The Kardashian Sisters on ‘The View’

Friday, June 27th, 2008

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