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JC Chasez on Tyra Banks

Spicy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:43:27 +0000

Poor JC Chasez, he was on Tyra earlier today, and was completely grilled about Lance Bass the whole time..

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Lance Bass Was Married!

Spicy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:47:19 +0000

Lance Bass told E! that he was married once before, to a girl.

He says that he and a former girlfriend were married in a Las Vegas quickie wedding in “1999 or 2000.”

“People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I’ve been in Vegas where I’ve gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it though.”

Bass says they only got married so they could score special treatment while in Vegas, including free drinks.

“In fact the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night… and we didn’t get one. We’re like, ‘We just got married,’ and they’re like, ‘Ah, whatever.’ “

Lance wouldn’t go into full detail but did say that he and his ex-wife are still on good terms to this day.

“Oh yeah, we’re friends. It’s great.”

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I Love Seattle’s, ‘The Stranger’

Spicy — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:59:00 +0000

Here is a weekly column they have where Adrian has people write him about celebrities seen in Seattle the previous week. The column is aptly named, Celebrity I Saw U. Here is this weeks column:

“Spermy!

In a victorious moment for heterosexuals everywhere, Doogie fucking Howser and his enormous pumpkin-like head came out of the closet.
To enhance said coming out, various theoretical eyewitnesses report that he shouted, “I’m GAY! I’M GAY!” while shooting pink ping-pong balls out of his grotesquely protracted asshole.
When asked what he plans to do next, Doogie responded, “Eat some guy’s sperm!”
Whether or not “some guy’s sperm” includes that of Congressman Mark Foley or that methed-up New Life Church queer is a question for philosophers. But it does. Gay sex is officially 36 percent grosser.
Then, suddenly, at the University Book Store: Yea! And the darkness stretched its hand across the land, and the skies were made to weep. And from the south came hell’s harlot, and upon a mighty dragon she rode (or a white horse, or a flame-blackened spoon, whatever), and she carried in her right hand the new “book” she just “wrote,” and in her left she bore a probably forged Oxy prescription, and she was a pestilence upon the earth, and she was called Courtney, and she was totally a huge fucking bitchwad.

Behold:

“Dear Adrian, I was first in line at Courtney Love’s book signing. She stormed in like a bat out of hell, looking like some puffy, plastic, no-soul L.A. washup. There was so much I wanted to say… but I barely got half of a fake smile. Was she afraid for her life? Or just completely miserable? —Emma”

Indeed, Emma. My archives bulge with practically zillions of reports detailing Miss Love’s behavior/demeanor during that so-called “book” signing—reports from disappointed fans cruelly destined, as you were, to experience the colossal snatchness that is Courtney Love.
Unlike yours, however, many of these reports speak also of “repulsive varicose boob veins” and contain any combination of the words “horrible” and “slag.” Of which there are, sadly, only two.
But is “that” really “all,” Emma? I wonder.

Elsewhere: Terrorists have threatened to kill Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Perhaps they intend to crash hijacked planes into them. I really have no clue. It’s all pretty retarded.

Finally, in real terrorist threats: Lance Bass’s hot boyfriend also came out of the closet. To enhance said coming out, he started blowing a boybander.
He was also practically molested by ideologically damaged military dudes, which was overkill. Then he wrote a book about it, and now people are trying to kill him.
So he will appear with his cadre of FBI agents and other secret protectors at Bailey/Coy Books on Thursday, November 9, to read live from said porn. I mean book. I mean porn. I mean book.I mean porn.”

(TheStranger) (Art:JennyJimenez)

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10th Annual Human Rights Campaign Dinner Featuring: Lance Bass, Reichen Lehmkuhl, Billie Jean King and HRC President Joe Solmonese

Spicy — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:27:00 +0000

Sent to me by hrc.org-

“WASHINGTON – With National Coming Out Day this week on October 11, recent openly gay pop singer Lance Bass and partner, Reichen Lehmkuhl were presented with the 2006 Human Rights Campaign, Visibility Award at the 10th Annual National Human Rights Campaign Dinner, on Saturday, October 7, held at the Washington Convention Center in downtown Washington, D.C. Billie Jean King was presented with the 2006 Human Rights Campaign Equality Award. The event drew more than 2,800 guests from across the country who attended the dinner hosted by the largest gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender civil rights organization. Guests watched as sports legend Billie Jean King, pop star Lance Bass, winner of the Amazing Race and author of the newly released book, “Here’s What We’ll Say” Reichen Lehmkuhl, Human Rights Campaign President Joe Solmonese and others spoke about coming out and living life openly and honestly as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or allied Americans. For more information on the Human Rights Campaign’s 10th Annual National Dinner please visit www.hrc.org”

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Spicy Links!

Spicy — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 20:52:00 +0000

Busta Busted (E!)

German prosecuters won’t charge Madonna after onstage crucifiction (CelebrityCafe)

David Spade & Heather Locklear, seeing is believing (I’mBringingBloggingBack)

A Jack Russell facelift? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

A complete fucking self absorbed bitch. Guess who? (PopBytes)

Karma is a bitch. (TheBosh)

Lance Bass & boyfriend clown around (Teddy&Moo)

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Lance Takes it in the Bass

Spicy — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:49:00 +0000

Finally, he is fessing up to being gay.

It really was quite obvious, except maybe not to the hundreds of thousand of teeny bopper fans he used to have. Duh! He is just so beautimous and pretty, it is really no shock. Reportedly he is dating reality show star, “Amazing Race” winner Reichen Lehmkuhl.

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