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Dannielynn Birkhead Celebrates 3rd Birthday

Spicy — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:17:25 +0000

We haven’t seen little baby Dannielynn Birkhead around lately, but lo’ and behold, on her 3rd birthday daddy has a magazine photo shoot all lined up!

“Happy birthday, Dannielynn! Now put this outfit on and do this… Ok, good, now put this one on and smile big for the cameras! Good girl! You’re doing great!”

Why does that freak me out just a little? She is being treated as a child star, and we all know what they grow up to be like. Not to mention that she has her mother’s addictive genes. I don’t think it would too bold for me to say that this girl had better have an amazing support system if she is going to get through her teen years and not become a junkie like her mom. But hey, if Frances Bean Cobain can do it, maybe Dannielynn has a shot too. Let’s just hope daddy is a super-daddy, because she is going to need it.

I want to like Larry Birkhead but I don’t trust him. In these pics he looks so posed – with a plastic smile. Another thing is that he seems to be smothering Dannielynn in a multitude of the shots. His arms tightly around her as if to say, “She’s MINE!” Body language says a lot.

See the rest of the pics and read Ok! magazine’s interview with Larry HERE.

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Baby Dannielynn and Daddy Larry Birkhead at LAX

Spicy — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:05:43 +0000

Doting father Larry Birkhead at Los Angeles International Airport with his adorable young daughter Dannielynn.

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Seems Like Yesterday..

Spicy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:05:08 +0000

One year ago today Sanjaya Malakar was finally booted off American Idol.

Britney Spears was spending a lot of time at Millenium Dance Studio in her cowboy boots and fishnets.

A man came forward claiming to be Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover.

And finally, Ashlee Simpson was smelling Pete Wentz’s finger.

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Larry Birkhead: Daniel Stole Drugs, Acted Bizarre

Spicy — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:44:30 +0000

Larry Birkhead has testified in the inquest regarding the death of Anna Nicole’s son, Daniel Smith.

Birkhead testified that Daniel may have stole drugs from Anna and that his bizarre behavior had escalated before his death.

He stated that Daniel and some friends stole methadone from Anna at her home in April 2006. He said that Daniel was caught after Anna had checked surveillance cameras and discovered her son was the culprit.

Birkhead made statements to police in 2006 that Anna, Daniel and Howard K. Stern (who testifies today) had all smoked pot together. But when asked about it under oath he claimed he wasn’t sure that’s exactly what he saw. Rigghhhtt.

He also told cops in 2006 that Anna gave Daniel the drug Ecstasy, but once again on the stand Birkhead said he didn’t recall for sure. Uh-huh.

Birkhead added that between January and May of 2006 he witnessed marked changes in Daniel’s behavior. He claims he saw Daniel throw a TV through a window. He also said that it was common for Daniel to be out all night long with Anna at home worrying.

Another example of kids growing up to follow in their parents footsteps. Anna set the example and her child followed. It’s pretty cut and dry. If only she could have gotten her sh*t together she may have saved both their lives.

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Larry Birkhead Pimps Out Baby Dannielynn at Her Mother’s Grave

Spicy — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:35:02 +0000

Larry Birkhead took baby Dannielynn back to Nassau to visit her mother and brother’s graves for the first time. Fair enough. But it seems he decided to take a camera crew with them. Why?

Baby Dannielynn, now 17 months-old, was subjected to photographs and a reporter from Entertainment Tonight leering over her as she visited her family’s grave sites for the first time in her short life.

Is this fair to her? Sensationalizing the situation is terribly selfish and could be detrimental to the poor kid. But daddy seems to think it’s fine and so he let ET film everything and then told them how hard it is. “It’s tough,” he says. “Even though she doesn’t understand, it was important for us to come. One day I can tell her that we went to visit her mom.”

He makes it sound so innocent, but I can’t help but think the whole thing was plotted out like a photo shoot. All for some coin, I’m sure. Why else? I guess what really set it off for me was when I read about Dannielynn visiting the site.

From ET:

“When they arrived at the unmarked gravesites, Dannielynn placed a pink toy turtle on Anna Nicole’s plot and said, ‘Mama.’”

Was she trained or what? It all sounds so staged! Shame on you Larry Birkhead. Let your daughter grow up with a little privacy, she’s already going to be screwed up as it is.

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Paris Hilton Sinks Her Meathooks Into Larry Birkhead

Spicy — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:12:45 +0000

After partying with Kevin Federline last weekend, Paris Hilton seemed extra friendly with Anna Nicole’s baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, while hosting the New Years bash at LAX in Las Vegas.

Larry has admitted to having a weakness for blondes, and Paris said recently that all she wanted for Christmas was a boyfriend.

Smashing couple. These two would be a perfect fit if you think about it. They both crave the spotlight, Larry loves dumb broads who are clueless, Paris loves anything with a penis – and now that she has been disinherited, she could use some of Anna’s cash.

Don’t think she’s above it!

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Link-A-Boo

Spicy — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:27:37 +0000

PrettyontheOutside.com pokes fun at Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern (POTO)

Pamela Anderson looks beat (DSF)

Kate Moss scores another BF (CWS)

Matt Dillon’s nose job (CR)

Another reason to adore David LaChappelle (CDL)

Britney Spears and Keira Knightley cat fight (POTP)

Sanjaya is moving from Seattle to Hollywood (BS)

The controversy moves from Rosie O’Donnell to Whoopi Goldberg (DL)

Keira Knightley looking like the Angel of Death (EBG)

Justin Timberlake feeling no pain (GS)

Beyonce and Jay-Z in LA (DS)

Greasy Bear failed his driving test (AIW)

Charlize Theron in a smoking hot photo shoot (DSF)

Kelly Slater isn’t only hot, he has a big heart (GB)

Beyonce at Staples Center (PB)

Jodie Foster and her beard (RC)

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams broke up (Y!)

Shirtless Zac Efron (JIYH)

Mariah Carey and her girdle make an appearance at Diddy’s party (IBBB)

Owen Wilson returns home with no scars on his wrists (ND)

Skeleton in bikini (HBW)

Courtney Love never types sober (HC)

Glitterati slams IDLYITW over Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Agent Provocateur photo shoot (GG)

Pete Doherty avoids prison yet again (ABH)

Shop until you drop with mobile coupons (UGIF)

The best DELL coupons out there (CC)

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Video of Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern Together?

Spicy — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:40:08 +0000

Rita Cosby says there is a tape proving her allegations

Gossip site TMZ spoke with Rita Cosby regarding her allegations that Larry Birkhead and Howard Stern were gay lovers.

Cosby says that there in a video of the encounter between the two. She adds that she hasn’t seen it but knows people who have.

Birkhead and Stern have shot back insisting there is no such video, because it never happened. They add they will sue anyone who says it’s true.

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Afternoon Briefs

Spicy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:52:31 +0000

* The Teen Choice Awards was last night and it was packed full of jail bait, whores…and Larry Birkhead? Best part of the night was when a large, heavy decorative box fell from the ceiling of the VIP tent and knocked a Hollywood publicist unconscious! Click here for the list of winners.

* Britney Spears is being investigated by LA County’s Department of Children and Family Services for possible child abuse. She is also being investigated by the SPCA for possible neglect/abuse of her small dog who was seen recently with a cast on it’s leg. Rumors were swirling that her boys toss the dog around a bit and people by the dozens called in to complain. In other related news, Spears was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Las Vegas. SWhat an exciting life this dumb broad has..

* For some kinky news, Star Jones and Gay Al are still pretending they are in love, Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud had a major wardrobe malfunction involving both boobies this weekend, Jennifer Aniston bent over in a tiny bikini while surfing, and Jessica Simpson wore a painted on white tank top.

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Longest Day of the Year Link Love

Spicy — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:04:33 +0000

Is the above photo of Angelina Jolie untouched? (PopBytes)
Baby Suri in the most adorable photo ever..except that Tom Cruise is in it.. (CWS)
Monkeys and human can reproduce! (ABH)
Paris Hilton porked a fat Jack Osbourne, along with the rest of Hollywood (DH)
Val Kilmer looks like Kenny Rogers (CP)
Naomi Campbell makes fun of herself (GG)
Flavor o Love’s ‘Toastee’ has a sex tape that stinks kind of like her.. (DSF)
Liv Tyler is all about plastic surgery (BS)
Lindsay Lohan extends her stay in rehab (JIYH)
Jessica Biel nippin out in a bikini (POTP)
Want to see Sting’s tantric cock? Look no further.. (EBG)
Mandy Moore used to be cuter (ND)
Paris Hilton writes letters to fans in jail (GH)
New & upcoming VH1 reality shows (INO)
A lame attempt at copying John Lennon and Yoko Ono (HBW)
Britney Spears hits the bottle (DL)
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora friendly again (GS)
The ‘gracefull flight’ of Paula Abdul (GOTA)
The Larry Birkhead saga goes on..yawn.. (ASL)
Guess who’s birthday it is today? (RC)
Whoa! I’m 10 years-old again! (TMZ)
Paris Hilton might be force fed in jail, and not dick, because then it wouldn’t be forced (TB)