Despite Levi Johnston’s manager saying that there would be a full frontal shot of his client in the upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine, it’s just not true.

Apparently we get to see  a”glimpse” of it, but no full on schlong shot. It seems they were just trying to create hype. It figures. But hey, it worked.

Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio has released the following statement:

“He did not give ‘full-frontal’ as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”

I think he is saving it for the sex tape…

William Shatner reads Levi Johnston’s Tweets on Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Even though William Shatner rubs me the wrong way sometimes, he’s also funny as hell.

Conan opens the clip poking fun at  Levi Johnston, calling him a douche and explaining that Levi is a big Twitter user. (Funny thing is, all Levi Johnston’s Twitter accounts are fake, that I know of.) So Conan says that Johnston’s tweets are “like poetry.” So, who better to read the Twitter updates in true beatnik-like fashion than Mr. Shat?

Some of the supposed tweets are hysterical:

“Anybody know where I can get some good weed?”

“Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?”

“You know you’re a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis.”

Of course they aren’t as funny when you simply read them. But with that special Shat flair, they’re genius.

Levi will expose his Johnston in Playgirl!

Levi Johnston is psyched about his upcoming photo shoot for Playgirl magazine.

The daddy of Bristol Palin’s child apparently has no qualms when it comes to exposing his piece of 19-year-old manhood. His manager, Tank Jones, told Us Weekly that Levi plans on showing everything. “He’s pumped! He’s ready to shock the world. The hell with fifteen minutes!”

He adds that Levi is more than anxious to show off his wiley weasel, even in front of him. “As a matter of fact, when I picked him up, he came out the house naked. I said ‘not now!’”

When asked by Us Weekly about getting naked in front of his manager, Levi brushed it off, saying:

“I just get naked. That’s what I do.”

And Dirk Diggler v2.0 is born.

“I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.” – Dirk Diggler, “Boogie Nights”.

Levi Johnston to pose in Playgirl

Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby, has accepted an offer to pose in Playgirl magazine – naked!

* Gasp! *

The 19-year-old is reportedly working out with a personal trainer, 3-hours a day, 6-days a week, to prepare for his “big reveal”. He’s also on a very strict low-carb, high protein diet. The magazine will most likely hit newsstands before the end of the year.

Levi, who is no longer with Bristol Palin, his child’s mother, is looking to start a career in modeling and/or acting and is hoping this shoot may help jump start his career. He’s been looking for a reality show of his own, and his first commercial (Wonderful brand pistachios)  hits televisions this week.

From MSNBC:

In the short spot, Johnston walks toward the camera with Jones, an Anchorage private investigator who also is Johnston’s bodyguard. As they approach the camera, fan voices call out to Johnston off-screen. As he snaps open a pistachio, a voiceover declares, “Now Levi Johnston does it with protection” — a reference that Johnston has said in interviews that he and Bristol sometimes had unprotected sex.

Classy! You can see where all this is headed…

Porn.