Dancing With the Stars Derek Hough and his eliminated dancing partner Lil Kim appear on Live With Regis And Kelly at The Fontainebleu Miami Beach. Miami, FL.

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Lil’ Kim and dance partner Derek Hough head home after becoming the latest couple to be eliminated from “Dancing with the Stars.”

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Lil Kim was voted off Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night much to the surprise of, well, everybody.

Ty Murray stays and Lil Kim, who can actually dance, gets sent home. Who the hell is doing the voting here?

Kim received a standing ovation once it was revealed that she would be leaving. “I think this is one of the greatest experiences I’ve ever [had] in my life,” she said. “I think I’ve brought a different audience. . . I know people who’ve never watched the show and [now] they watch the show.”

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Lil’ Kim had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction on Dancing with the Stars last night.

By the time the show aired on the West Coast it had been edited out. It’s not like we all haven’t seen Lil’ Kim’s nipples at one time or another! Hell, she INVENTED the nipple slip!

Watch her performance above.

Lil’ Kim wears classy spandex to dinner at Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood.

Actually, for Kim, this is classy.Her nipples aren’t hanging out. And folks how did she do it? No cameltoe!

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Lil’ Kim recently admitted that while serving time in prison she and fellow inmates watched Dancing with the Stars.

“When I was in prison, me and my girls used to watch it. My girls were like, ‘Kim, you need to be on that show.’ In prison you have to all agree what shows you watch. If we can’t agree, it doesn’t get watched. Everyone watched it faithfully. It’s like the No. 1 show in prison!”

Kim was convicted of perjury in 2005 and was sentenced to a year plus one day.

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There are dozens of celebrities who are giving it their all in a surgical attempt to enhance themselves.

Whether they are seeking to appear younger by injecting a good portion of their face with botox, or changing their overall appearance by inserting facial implants, one thing is for certain. Many of them cross the line that goes from gorgeous to simply grotesque.

Celebrity Smack has compiled a spooky list of the top 10 celebrities who don’t need a Halloween mask, because they are a fright of a sight without one!

10. Wayne Newton

With his jet black hair, chiclet teeth and stretched tight skin, Wayne looks like a cross between frightful fat Elvis and an eerie Liberace.

9. Lil’ Kim

Lil’ Kim got more than just a lil’ work done. This ghastly rapper has had everything under the full-moon done. From her nose to her cheeks to her chest. Not a ghoul you’d want to run into in a dark alley.

8. Priscilla Presley

Priscilla is the Queen when it comes to cosmetic surgery. But after a fake doctor injected her face with an industrial strength low-grade silicone, similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina, the once radiant beauty looks more like an egg-headed mannequin.

7. Mickey Rourke

Mr. Rourke was a handsome A-lister, once upon a time. However, these days he looks more like a witch who was partially burned at the stake with his lumpy complexion and missing eyelids.

6. Pete Burns

You might know Pete as the former lead singer if the 80s band, Dead or Alive. The transgendered musician had a horrible experience when a doctor attempted to remove his lip implants and instead mutilated his lips until they almost needed to be cut off. No trick here, folks.

5. Joan Van Ark

Joan spent way too much money to end up looking like this. Most people have their lips inflated, but it looks like in the process of ‘beautifying’ herself, she ended up losing hers. I think the reason Joan’s eyebrows are a weird color is that her original ones are now located on the back of her head, leaving her to have to draw fake ones on with a brown Sharpie.

4. Joan Rivers

Can we talk…about this woman who always looks like she just saw a ghost? Joan is proud of her well preserved corpse-like body, and this mummy’s daughter will probably follow in her footsteps.

3. Michael Jackson

Wacko Jacko is always good for a bad plastic surgery countdown. Looking like a Vampire sucked and drained his blood, Michael has a pale complexion, a mutilated nose and a bizarre feminine-elf face.

2. Jocelyn Wildenstein

This is the world renowned Cat Woman who decided one day that in order to keep her wealthy, cheating, cat-loving husband Alec, that she would have her face reconstructed to appear more feline. Upon seeing his wife with her new cat-like features, Alec was said to have screamed and shortly after asked for a divorce. ‘The Bride of Wildenstein’ is 68 years old.

1. Donatella Versace

We’re not sure if it’s the surgery or the cocaine that ruined Donatella’s face, but regardless of the reason, it’s a scream! The protruding lower lip and caved in sinuses helped us to crown this fashion designer as our number one scariest celebrity mug of the year!

Happy Halloween, Smackaholics!

Press Release: Top 10 Celebrities That Don’t Need a Mask This Halloween

A 24-year-old woman was found dead at a New York nightclub where Lil’ Kim had her birthday party last Sunday.

The woman, Ingrid Riviera of Queens, attended the party at Spotlight Live with a friend. Her body was found around 5pm Wednesday on the rooftop of the Midtown club – in a utility closet. Police say she had left the party before being beaten to death with a champagne bottle or something similar.

Friends of the woman say that she had a bit too much to drink and was asked to leave the party after mistakenly entering the men’s bathroom. She was last seen arguing with the bouncer.

Riviera’s 18-year-old cousin, who didn’t attend the party but says she talked to friends who did, tells the NY Times, “She was pretty tipsy. The bouncer picked on her.”

She goes on to say that Ingrid and her friend went to take a cab to another club but got out because the friend “didn’t want to get into a taxi with three girls she did not know.”

“Her friend was immediately admitted and went inside without seeing what happened to Ingrid. The last time Ingrid was seen she was talking to the bouncer.”

Police believe the perpetrator knows the building well because of the location where Ingrid’s body was found.

Ms. Riviera worked for British Airways at Kennedy Airport.

The official cause of death will be determined by the medical examiner.

Take this as a lesson folks. Even if you are taking a cab home, don’t get too wasted! This is when bad things happen. I can vouch for that one as I was robbed by about a dozen hispanic dudes last time I was in Mazatlan! And yeah, I was pretty dee-runk! It was my first night there and I swear, for the rest of the trip I kept my wits about me and waited for the assholes to try it again.

Looking back, I was one lucky biatch for not getting my ass completely beat to hell – or worse. I was only out a grand and a Social Security card. Heh.

Anyhow, sad story for Ingrid. No one deserves to go out that way. Hopefully they will catch the sick bastard.

David LaChapelle is my favorite photographer. His extraordinary creativity and imagination always amaze me. He is to photography what Alice in Wonderland is to cartoons.

His latest work is with the VMA’s. He shot Rihanna, Fall Out Boy, Kanye West, the Foo Fighters and Chris Brown for the upcoming MTV video music awards show.

The photographs hit street on Monday, August 20th. For one night only, the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards are set to air on Sept 9th at 9pm (Live ET/Tape delay PT).

Check out some of David’s other works of art. Truly fascinating!