Elton John and Lily Allen presented awards together at yesterday’s GQ Men of the Year awards show in London and it didn’t go as smoothly as planned.

It became clear very quickly that Elton was getting annoyed with Lily, who was on a steady pace to getting wasted before the show even started.  The fact that she was toting around her own bottle of champagne didn’t help either.  In between presentations she pulled out her bottle, topped off her glass and chugged down some more.

As the evening went on Lily’s demeanor became brash and the F-bombs were being hurled like no tomorrow.

At one point Elton decided to put her in her place by embarrassing her in front of the entire audience and calling her out for her drunkeness.

After Lily announced, “and now the most important part of the night,” Elton interrupted saying cattily,  “What? Are you going to have another drink?”

Surprisingly, she didn’t kick his ass right then and there.  Instead she snipped, “F**k off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”

Elton fired back,

“I could still snort you under the table!”

Now that’s something to brag about.  But I am certain he speaks the truth.  That old queen has done more cocaine than most of all Hollywood combined.  He’s like the Dyson in a world of Hoovers.

The public fight between Elton and Lily was just the tip of the iceberg.  Lily also announced to the crowd that her brother Alfie had become engaged.  Too bad he and his bride-to-be hadn’t told anyone yet.

And she also let it be known that octogenarian’s aren’t too old for her.  At least Tony Bennett isn’t.  When Elton mentioned the singer’s age Lily bragged, “I’d still f**k him!”  I’m sure Tony’s wife was impressed to say the least.

She’s wild, she’s loose and she’s hammered, but I like her. She’s a little crazy and out of control but honestly, we all like to watch a good trainwreck.

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Lily Allen loves to party, and last night was no exception at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London where Lily got her drink on and had to be carried out of the after party.

Lily sported bubblegum pink hair and matching baby blue fingernails and shoes. I actually think her dress is adorable, but wait, what print is that exactly? Bambi with blood squirting out of it’s neck? Am I seeing that right? Oh, well, I still love it! But I have a feeling a lot of you will disagree!

Yup! Lily Allen is reportedly pregnant with her first child.

Holy crimony! What’s going on lately? Everyone but Paris Hilton has gotten knocked up practically!

The father of Allen’s unborn child is reportedly Chemical Brothers band member Ed Simons. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, “Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person. Ed’s very happy. He is really looking after her.”

Damn, my head is spinning!

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Bad girls Kate Moss and Lily Allen parted until the early morning hours last night.

Allen performed for a surprise set at London’s Groucho Club. She apologized to the crowd for sounding terrible saying it was because she hadn’t been singing on a regular basis. She also enjoyed wine. Lots of wine.

Two songs into her set she asked the crowd,

“What day is it? . . .Look at my hair, it’s so f*cking straight, I wish I was as straight - I’m a bit drunk . . . Are you enjoying the free wine, I know I am.”

When she and Moss were ready to leave Lily begged the paps to leave Moss alone. She said, “I’ll give you a £1,000 if you don’t take a picture of my mate Kate.” But the cameras still went wild when Kate emerged from the club.

At the end of the night Allen put her cigarette out on a photographers camera lens.

It sucks being rich and famous.

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Lily Allen is letting all single men know, she’s single and on the prowl! Of course I was kidding about the drink but I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt. After breaking up with two-and-a-half-year boyfriend Seb Chew last month Allen is ready to sink her teeth into another mate.

Lily said, “Seb and I aren’t together any more. I split with him a month ago so I’m single now.”

Allen also told The Sun that she’s a bit jittery about being thrust into the dating scene again.

“I always think that no one is ever going to fancy me. Part of the reason I came out tonight is because I’m back on the market and I need to get in practice. I don’t really know if I can pull any more. I just hope I can find a new boyfriend.”

Lily is even hitting the gym to attract herself some fresh meat. Bragging about her new stomach she says, “I’ve been pumping some iron.”

Good luck with that man hunt, sweetie. I’d worry more about the attitude than the weight!

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Lily Allen got her drink on at the GQ Men of the Year Awards Tuesday night. And although she was dressed to the nines, he had to be asked to leave the Covent Garden’s Royal Opera House after getting a bit smashed.

According to Daily Mail, Lily had been slurping down free drinks and was attempting to be the center of attention. That’s when Madonna (who made a surprise appearance to present the Inspiration Award to interior designer David Collins) went in front of the audience to make the introduction. Madonna was on stage for six minutes and they say Lily gabbed loudly throughout the entire speech.

An audience member said,

“Lily was being rude and loud, she was chatting all of the way through and it was painfully obvious. At first nobody noticed but then it was evident what she was doing. Even Madge gave her a look.”

I can’t stand Madge either, but at least have some tact and manners newb!

Lily also had a hell of a time walking in her heels and elegant red dress. She tripped as she headed for the restroom and that’s when someone from her record label suggest she leave.

The source added,

“Lily was drunk and wasn’t quite aware of what she was doing. It was felt best that she left there before any real trouble started.”

After she left the GQ awards she headed to the secret after-party of the movie ‘Atonement’ in Claridges Hotel, where she was also staying. She headed to the ballroom and drank more cocktails with a friend.

Soon after Lily ran into Madonna and Guy Ritchie once again in the hotel bar where Madge was having a quiet drink. They say Madge looked miffed and left minutes later.

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