Holy hell Lily!

What did you snort – or smoke?! Just look at those geeked out eyes!

These pics remind me of those “Faces of Meth” posters. Eyes bugging out, pale skin, zombie-like expression..

I’ve seen lots of photos of Lily over the years and never once have I seen pics of her like this! If I didn’t know better, I would say that Lily was on a three-day bender here. Why she would be buying food at a store, I have no idea. But clearly something is NOT right.

Lily has commented about cocaine a few times, once saying that she knows “lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem at all. But we never heard that side of the story. I wish people wouldn’t sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”

Such a naive comment . . . and something you’d likely hear a user say. By the looks of these pics, I’d say Lily is just bad at taking drugs.

[See Lily smoking weed with Kate Moss directly in front of Moss' 6-year-old daughter]

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While on vacation in St Tropez, Lily Allen and Kate Moss were spotted smoking a spliff on a yacht.

Ok, so they were reefing on a joint, big deal, right? Well, what would you say if they were smoking right next to Kate’s 6-year-old daughter?

In the photo below that’s exactly what they are doing. Hopefully they weren’t chopping lines in front of her too..

[DM]

Lily Allen busted out with Britney Spears’ ‘Womanizer’ at her show on Thursday in L.A.

Then, wouldn’t you know, about 3/4 of the way through the song Blowhan comes out onstage! WTH! She just sort of wanders out there and says something in Lily’s ear. As if Lily should stop performing and talk to her.

This is Lindsay making it all about her.

They hug, then Lily continues performing. But Lindsay, like she’s all geeked out or something, stands around as though she’s waiting for Lily to lay the attention on her – which she eventually does.

“You you you are..a womanizer!” Lily sings at Lindsay who replies, “Who me?”

Lindsay then dances for about 5 seconds and slinks offstage.

Mission accomplished.

Lily Allen recently showed off a new tattoo she and Lindsay Lohan each got while partying in L.A.

The tattoo reads “shhh…” across their index fingers.

But since finding out that Rihanna had the tattoo first, excitement about her new ink has turned to regret.

She said, “I’ve since found out Rihanna’s got the same thing, so it’s not really – I mean she’s very cool – but I thought I was being original.”

[FF]

“Oh , I’m sorry , we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?”

- Lily Allen to Perez Hilton after he asked his readers to convince her to cast him in her next video via Twitter.

The tweet started a lovely little spat between the two yesterday. Team Lily! I can’t stand that chubby ass, no talent, attention whore blogger! I honestly can’t believe any celebs give him the time of day. Ugh! Biggest sellout, two-faced, famous-for-nothing, ass kisser ever!

A worn-out looking Lily Allen leaves her home in London, England.

Allen says she recently started hitting the bottle again, mostly because she is more comfortable performing after tossing back a couple.

“Yep, I am drinking again. Last night (Wednesday) I had my first drink. There’s no way I can get on stage without a drink. I think I’m funnier when I’ve had a few. I didn’t find it difficult to stop drinking, I didn’t even think about it. I haven’t really needed a drink but now I’m on tour, it’s fun drinking sometimes. But some things have changed. I’m not drinking any cheap stuff now – only expensive wine will do this time. I’ve gone upmarket.” [WENN]

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Lily Allen is still pissed at the annoying one-hit-wonder, Katy Perry, after she described herself as “a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen,” last year.

Perry has since backtracked, apologizing for offending Allen, claiming she “didn’t mean anything by it.”

However, Lily didn’t take so kindly to the apology and has threatened to give out the singer’s phone number via Facebook if she says another word publicly about her.

She wrote, “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favor. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

Lily has also joined the Facebook groups “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl” and “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Looks like I have two new groups to go join!

[WENN]

I recall a certain blonde with a super wonk eye telling our 8th grade math class, “Well..is it grosser to pull it out, or to just leave it there?”

Ok, you got me there.