Lindsay Lohan makes her way back to her car after spending the evening at the Bardot lounge.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, is still releasing audio tapes of his daughter and ex-wife, Dina Lohan, in varying states of duress.

The latest clip is one of Dina’s, talking (again) about what a mess Lindsay is and how out of control she’s been. Of course Michael Lohan probably got an extra special kick out of releasing this tape because there was little bombshell in it. In it, Dina says that Lindsay could end up like Heather Ledger and mentions that she was dating him at the time of his death

“…and she was dating Heath when she died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know because I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close.”

*** LISTEN TO THE AUDIO CLIP HERE ***

I knew Michael Lohan was lying when he said to Lindsay: “I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.”

Gah. You have to feel bad for Lindsay, seriously. She is such a product of her environment. It’s like her parents want the fame that she has. That, and the fact that when their names are in the media, they are getting paid and don’t have to go out and get real jobs.

So Lindsay and Heath were friends. That explains a little, eh? But I doubt they were “dating”. Drugging and sexing, maybe, but I don’t think Heath would date Lindsay. Dina is such a drama queen anyway, I have a feeling she just liked the way it sounded when she said that. Pathetic.

Maybe it’s because I am getting old, but I just don’t get this ’scraggly hobo’ look.

But Lindsay always looks a little dirty..no matter what she is wearing.

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Ugh. Love her or hate her you HAVE to kinda feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

Ok, maybe not yet, but after hearing this audio tape you might.

This is really messed up. Lindsay’s dad Michael supposedly “released” this audio clip in the hopes that it will prove that he is right about Lindsay being close to losing her mind. Of course both Lindsay and her equally looney mother Dina both deny that Lindsay is cracking, or that she has a drug problem for that matter.

So Michael figured, “What the hell, I’ll just release an audio tape of my daughter totally funked up, sobbing and desperately a mess, and well, that should get people to believe my side of things!” Good job, Michael, I think you succeeded. You moron. But in the process you have managed to damage your daughter even further by airing her dirty laundry and making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, can’t they all just shut the hell up and support one another? No, because they profit off of their public tiffs and tantrums – and it gets them press. They are all as bad as the other. They just use each other like a bunch of leeches . . . and all their bellies are plumb full of blood.

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out in Monacco this weekend.

Butler, who has recently been linked to his co-star Jennifer Aniston, and Lohan both attended a fancy schmancy party celebrating the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco Saturday night. The two danced and partied together, and at the end of the night they left together, in a golf cart. How romantic.

Lohan was rumored to recently have had a similar encounter with married Balthazar Getty, but it was denied by both parties. I don’t doubt it for a second though. These are all a bunch of Hollywood whores we are talking about here. They get around and all eventually end up having sex with one another…

Gerard Butler and his little giddy, “The Butler did it,” joke about having more threesomes than twosomes lumped him into that whore category as well. And hell, anyone who will hit a Lohan is a tramp and most likely has a Teflon peen. He better hope he does, anyway.

Update: Lindsay is denying the rumor. Go figure.

Lindsay Lohan, once again, rocking those “I’m so geeked out!” eyes.

Lohan attended the Rock the Kasbah event hosted by Richard & Eve Branson at the Vibiana Cathedral in LA. last night. She’s probably just now hitting the sack – or scoring another baggie…

UPDATE: Lindsay also showed off  a new tattoo on her forearm  last night. It reads: “Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle.”

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Lindsay Lohan and slimeball serial cheater Balthazar Getty were spotted sneaking into the back door of WeHo nightclub, Voyeur.

The two were “all over each other,” at a table right out in the open, despite Getty still being married.

Last July it was reported that Getty’s wife, Rosetta, was “humiliated” by her husband’s affair with Sienna Miller. And rightfully so. He was photographed with her numerous times, kissing her, touching her bare breasts (she was topless in 99.9% of the photos) and rolling around on the beach with her. However, Balthazar and Rosetta never divorced. She left the country and took her children with her, and the marriage, from what I know, remains in limbo.

Then there is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson who have been on the outs for, like, ever. Lindsay has an insatiable sex drive and has been around the block let’s just say. I can totally see these two hooking up. Kinda like that Calum Best guy, total dirtbag coke freak. Lindsay always goes for the gutter rats.

Rosetta needs to get a good lawyer and drop this loser. Or maybe she is smarter than we think and is carefully “taking care of things” before she leaves…

Lindsay before having her extensions put in

Lindsay Lohan had quite a busy Sunday evening.

She rushed to the Andy Lecompte salon in West Hollywood at 6pm for a  2.5 hour appointment to put her hair extensions in and to tend to her roots.

Until she go her hair done she kept her hand over her head, as if to try and cover her unstyled hair. Funny thing is, I think she looks better without that scraggly mop!

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Lindsay Lohan’s probation has been extended by one year, giving her more time to finish her alcohol education classes.

Lohan was ordered to attend the classes due a 2007 DUI, but as of late, hadn’t been attending. TMZ claims that awhile back Lindsay was granted a leave of absence so she could work out of state. When she returned home she never re-enrolled. Not sure how long ago that was, but someone please tell me why she should get another year to complete the classes?

It was her responsibility to have them done in a certain amount of time and apparently she’s only completed half of them. Bitch hasn’t been working, so why doesn’t she have the time? Whatever. At least because of it her probation has been extended another year. Another year she needs to keep her nose clean. Literally.