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Spicy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:49:43 +0000

Lindsay Lohan makes her way back to her car after spending the evening at the Bardot lounge.

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Lindsay Lohan Tapes, More Leakage

Spicy — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:17:31 +0000

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, is still releasing audio tapes of his daughter and ex-wife, Dina Lohan, in varying states of duress.

The latest clip is one of Dina’s, talking (again) about what a mess Lindsay is and how out of control she’s been. Of course Michael Lohan probably got an extra special kick out of releasing this tape because there was little bombshell in it. In it, Dina says that Lindsay could end up like Heather Ledger and mentions that she was dating him at the time of his death

“…and she was dating Heath when she died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know because I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close.”

*** LISTEN TO THE AUDIO CLIP HERE ***

I knew Michael Lohan was lying when he said to Lindsay: “I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.”

Gah. You have to feel bad for Lindsay, seriously. She is such a product of her environment. It’s like her parents want the fame that she has. That, and the fact that when their names are in the media, they are getting paid and don’t have to go out and get real jobs.

So Lindsay and Heath were friends. That explains a little, eh? But I doubt they were “dating”. Drugging and sexing, maybe, but I don’t think Heath would date Lindsay. Dina is such a drama queen anyway, I have a feeling she just liked the way it sounded when she said that. Pathetic.

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Scraggly Lohan at LAX

Spicy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:50:30 +0000

Maybe it’s because I am getting old, but I just don’t get this ’scraggly hobo’ look.

But Lindsay always looks a little dirty..no matter what she is wearing.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Releases Frantic Phone Calls

Spicy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:31:44 +0000

Ugh. Love her or hate her you HAVE to kinda feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

Ok, maybe not yet, but after hearing this audio tape you might.

This is really messed up. Lindsay’s dad Michael supposedly “released” this audio clip in the hopes that it will prove that he is right about Lindsay being close to losing her mind. Of course both Lindsay and her equally looney mother Dina both deny that Lindsay is cracking, or that she has a drug problem for that matter.

So Michael figured, “What the hell, I’ll just release an audio tape of my daughter totally funked up, sobbing and desperately a mess, and well, that should get people to believe my side of things!” Good job, Michael, I think you succeeded. You moron. But in the process you have managed to damage your daughter even further by airing her dirty laundry and making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, can’t they all just shut the hell up and support one another? No, because they profit off of their public tiffs and tantrums – and it gets them press. They are all as bad as the other. They just use each other like a bunch of leeches . . . and all their bellies are plumb full of blood.

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Lindsay Lohan Gerard Butler Make Out in Monacco

Spicy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:41:34 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out in Monacco this weekend.

Butler, who has recently been linked to his co-star Jennifer Aniston, and Lohan both attended a fancy schmancy party celebrating the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco Saturday night. The two danced and partied together, and at the end of the night they left together, in a golf cart. How romantic.

Lohan was rumored to recently have had a similar encounter with married Balthazar Getty, but it was denied by both parties. I don’t doubt it for a second though. These are all a bunch of Hollywood whores we are talking about here. They get around and all eventually end up having sex with one another…

Gerard Butler and his little giddy, “The Butler did it,” joke about having more threesomes than twosomes lumped him into that whore category as well. And hell, anyone who will hit a Lohan is a tramp and most likely has a Teflon peen. He better hope he does, anyway.

Update: Lindsay is denying the rumor. Go figure.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Coke Eyes/ New Tattoo

Spicy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:49:01 +0000

Lindsay Lohan, once again, rocking those “I’m so geeked out!” eyes.

Lohan attended the Rock the Kasbah event hosted by Richard & Eve Branson at the Vibiana Cathedral in LA. last night. She’s probably just now hitting the sack – or scoring another baggie…

UPDATE: Lindsay also showed off a new tattoo on her forearm last night. It reads: “Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle.”

[Photograph: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Lindsay Lohan, Balthazar Getty: New Couple?

Spicy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:42:27 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and slimeball serial cheater Balthazar Getty were spotted sneaking into the back door of WeHo nightclub, Voyeur.

The two were “all over each other,” at a table right out in the open, despite Getty still being married.

Last July it was reported that Getty’s wife, Rosetta, was “humiliated” by her husband’s affair with Sienna Miller. And rightfully so. He was photographed with her numerous times, kissing her, touching her bare breasts (she was topless in 99.9% of the photos) and rolling around on the beach with her. However, Balthazar and Rosetta never divorced. She left the country and took her children with her, and the marriage, from what I know, remains in limbo.

Then there is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson who have been on the outs for, like, ever. Lindsay has an insatiable sex drive and has been around the block let’s just say. I can totally see these two hooking up. Kinda like that Calum Best guy, total dirtbag coke freak. Lindsay always goes for the gutter rats.

Rosetta needs to get a good lawyer and drop this loser. Or maybe she is smarter than we think and is carefully “taking care of things” before she leaves…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Uncomfortable Without Her Fake Hair

Spicy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:19:39 +0000

Lindsay before having her extensions put in

Lindsay Lohan had quite a busy Sunday evening.

She rushed to the Andy Lecompte salon in West Hollywood at 6pm for a 2.5 hour appointment to put her hair extensions in and to tend to her roots.

Until she go her hair done she kept her hand over her head, as if to try and cover her unstyled hair. Funny thing is, I think she looks better without that scraggly mop!

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Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Extended

Spicy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:03:43 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s probation has been extended by one year, giving her more time to finish her alcohol education classes.

Lohan was ordered to attend the classes due a 2007 DUI, but as of late, hadn’t been attending. TMZ claims that awhile back Lindsay was granted a leave of absence so she could work out of state. When she returned home she never re-enrolled. Not sure how long ago that was, but someone please tell me why she should get another year to complete the classes?

It was her responsibility to have them done in a certain amount of time and apparently she’s only completed half of them. Bitch hasn’t been working, so why doesn’t she have the time? Whatever. At least because of it her probation has been extended another year. Another year she needs to keep her nose clean. Literally.

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Halloween Costume Idea: Celebrities 2009

Spicy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:17:13 +0000

Celebrity Halloween costume idea 2009

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson!

Dress as the crazy, unstable, lesbian duo known as Lindsay & Sam this Halloween 2009! A fun and original idea for Halloween, you can be instantly recognizable, even if you don’t look like either one!

Here’s what you’ll need to make it happen:

Lindsay:

A scraggly strawberry-blonde wig. The worse the wig, the better. Of course a sideboob is in order. Try and wear something with long armhole, this helps. No bra = +10 points for authenticity.

Of course you must apply generous amounts of self tanner, preferably streaky, to face, (not neck), legs, (not feet). And don’t forget the leggings. The shinier the better.

Gladiator sandals. Almost any sort will do. And of course, a can of RedBull makes the perfect accessory. Unless you have a gram of blow or something.

Samantha:

A Fedora, for starters, and a retro t-shirt the size of something a little boy would wear. Don’t forget to bandage down your boobs!

The pants must be acid wash skinny jeans. Topped off with some colorful Nike Dunks.

A pack of Marlboro reds tucked in your sleeve,and your only makeup is dark circles under your eyes.

*Poof!* Instant crazy Hollywood Halloween lesbians! Hooray!

More celebrity costume ideas to come, you all know that Halloween is my favorite holiday..

If you think of any other additions to these costumes, let me know! -xxoo