Celebrity Halloween costume idea  2009

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson!

Dress as the crazy, unstable, lesbian duo known as Lindsay & Sam this Halloween 2009! A fun and original idea for Halloween, you can be instantly recognizable, even if you don’t look like either one!

Here’s what you’ll need to make it happen:

Lindsay:

A scraggly strawberry-blonde wig. The worse the wig, the better. Of course a sideboob is in order. Try and wear something with long armhole, this helps. No bra = +10 points for authenticity.

Of course you must apply generous amounts of self tanner, preferably streaky, to face, (not neck), legs, (not feet). And don’t forget the leggings. The shinier the better.

Gladiator sandals. Almost any sort will do. And of course, a can of RedBull makes the perfect accessory. Unless you have a gram of blow or something.

Samantha:

A Fedora, for starters, and a retro t-shirt the size of something a little boy would wear. Don’t forget to bandage down your boobs!

The pants must be acid wash skinny jeans. Topped off with some colorful Nike Dunks.

A pack of Marlboro reds tucked in your sleeve,and your only makeup is dark circles under your eyes.

*Poof!* Instant crazy Hollywood Halloween lesbians! Hooray!

More celebrity costume ideas to come, you all know that Halloween is my favorite holiday..

If you think of any other additions to these costumes, let me know! -xxoo

Lindsay Lohan is not orange, what gives?

We rarely see Lindsay without her fake, spray-on tan, but this is one of those rare times. Bad spray tans aren’t so hip in Paris, I hear. Maybe that’s why she opted for a more natural look. That terrible blond hair is back though. That, coupled with the transparent skin isn’t doing her any favors. She looks completely washed out. Anemic, even.

Lindsay will never be as cute as she was when she had 15 more pounds on her, had deep auburn hair and smiled a lot.

All washed up (and out) at 23.

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

If Lindsay liked it then she should’ve put a padlock on it.

Lindsay Lohan, who is hosting F1 Rocks in Singapore, requested the biggest dressing room at the event, and she got it. But little did she know that Beyonce would waltz into town and lay claim to the room as well.

Beyonce, who travels with a team of 70, also requested the largest room. Her rider stated that she needed four lit mirrors in the room, which was to be decorated in white. And a mini gym. And booze. Oh yeah, did I mention that her rider was 139 pages long? Really.

Up until Saturday Lohan had enjoyed the large dressing room, but when Bey rolled into town her security team booted Linds from it.

Lindsay later told the Daily Mirror: “I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it.”

If Lindsay thinks she deserved the dressing room over Beyonce, she’s out of her mind. Beyonce only changes clothes like every 10 minutes, and probably has a different staff member dedicated to each part of her body. When Beyonce comes to town it’s a production. Silly Lohan for thinking she could compete!

In news I find not so surprising, Lindsay Lohan may know the kid who robbed her home.

Nick Prugo, 18, has been arrested in connection with the burglary that took place last month while Lindsay was out partying.

Sources from the set of “Labor Pains”, a movie Lindsay starred in and filmed last year, say that Nick was often seen on set with our little red-haired, orange skinned actress. At least 10 times, says the source. Hmmm…

Nick has had a few run-ins with authorities this year. In February he was arrested for cocaine possession. Yes, cocaine. Lindsay’s drug of choice! Surprise, surprise. He also was arrested last month for DUI.

So unless you’re completely clueless/naive, you can see the connection here. This guy most likely scored blow for her. Now, why would he break into her home? Well, this “blind” item might just answer that:

From Crazy Days & Nights, August 26:

This blind item is going to be phrased as a piece of advice. If you pay your drug dealer on time he won’t break into your house and take your things. Just saying.

Lindsay has never been known for playing fair when it comes to the cocaine. Because she’s a total feen. Remember when Steve-O said she stole a bag of blow from him?

Again, none of this is shocking. In fact, it’s pretty much what I have suspected from the get-go. Lindsay is treading on thin ice. I have a feeling we still haven’t seen her at her worst. Amazingly, she still has farther to fall before hitting bottom.

Lindsay Lohan and on-again off-again lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson are fighting again.

This time it ended with Lohan being removed from a hotel in Manhattan.

It all went down last night when Sam and Linds had a fight at the Bowery Hotel. Lindsay went batsh*t crazy and threw a service tray into what she thought was Sam’s door to her room. But it ended up not being Samantha’s room..of course, heh. It was another guest’s room and they weren’t very thrilled that some orange skinned she-devil was fa-reaking out outside their door. So they complained, as did a number of other guests. Lohan was asked to leave the premises, and according to Hollyscoop, police ended up escorting looney Linds out of there.

Hollyscoop is claiming that the same source also confided in them that Lindsay’s friends (she has friends?) and family are currently devising a plan to get Lindsay back into rehab.

Well, it’s about time. It’s not like she has changed. She just hasn’t been caught at anything in awhile.

Photos: Lindsay earlier this week with an unidentified man in New York. [©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

The burglar who broke into both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s homes was arrested Thursday morning.

Nicholas Prugo, 18, is accused of both break-ins and has been charged with felony burglary. Prugo and accomplices were spotted on security surveillance cameras at both the Lohan and Patridge residence. So far Prugo is the only one in custody. He is being held on $20,000 bail.

Prugo and his partner, a female, stole a safe from Lindsay Lohan’s home. It was rumored to have had at least one sex tape in it, but nothing has popped up online, so I’m not sure if that’s true. Maybe he still has it? Or sold it? We’ll find out within the year if there was one! Anyhow, they also nabbed shoes, bags and jewelry. You know that was the female’s doing! Hell yeah, that’s what I would be taking, shoes and bags. Heh.

The investigation is ongoing, and I am sure they will have the female under arrest anytime now..

Lindsay Lohan’s lips are off the charts!

They look horrendous! Damn Linds, what were you thinking? I wonder how long before they deflate?

Labia-Lips Lohan. Lipsy Lohan…

This is what you get when you cross Lohan, Pete Doherty and Daffy Duck.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Most of the time Lindsay Lohan looks like she is only running on a couple hours sleep, probably because she is.

Yesterday was no exception.

Lindsay was snapped while getting ready to board a flight at LAX. When I first saw these pics I actually thought she was looking pretty good, until I got to the ones where she takes off her sunglasses and hat. Then it was like, “Ugh!” Girlfriend, you are looking way to beat up for someone who is only 23!

[Photos: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Will Lindsay Lohan appear in Playboy?

Playboy has offered Lindsay Lohan nearly $1M to appear in it’s magazine.

Lohan, who turned down an offer of $500K last year, has a new deal sitting on the table from the editors of the men’s magazine. The offer has almost doubled and is sitting at $900,000.

Do you think Lindsay should do it? I do! I think she could get away with pulling a Heidi Montag and not showing any skin for that amount. Heidi was recently paid $500,000 for her Playboy cover and non-nude pics. I mean, if Heidi can make $500K at that, Lindsay surely must be worth $900K. Firecrotch or no firecrotch! Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen her nipples before (the Marilyn photos, or hell, the pics from WAY back in 2004 when she ‘accidentally’ slipped a nip) OR her vagina (the no panty wearing Lindsay in the green dress stepping off a boat).