It’s not surprising that producers of Saturday Night Live have no desire to work with Ashlee Simpson again.

After her infamous lip-syncing, hoe-down fiasco, Papa Joe has been desperate to get Ashlee back on the show to redeem herself. Now that Ashlee has a new album coming out [Bittersweet World] he figured the timing was perfect.

Joe contacted the show’s producers who promptly told him “no”. Apparently Ashlee was such a pain in the ass last time she was on, producers have vowed to never work with her again.

Of course Ashlee’s spokesperson is telling a completely different story. “We’re not doing ‘SNL’ because they’re dark the week we are here in April and there were no other opportunities later in the year.”

Or next year. Or the year after.. Thank you, SNL.

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Sure, Britney Spears might be trying to blame Sarah Silverman and everyone else for her poor performance at the VMAs Sunday, but the truth is, she caused her own demise.

According to Page Six, Britney not only showed up for the event late, she also had a cocktail in hand.

Britney was supposed to be at a live rehearsal Saturday at 1pm. She didn’t arrive in Sin City until 4:30pm.

One source said,

“She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous. The production people at MTV were freaking out. Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.”

You would think that as soon as she touched down she would be high tailing it to rehearsal, but that wasn’t the case. Britney headed straight for her room where she ordered a hefty amount of food and some frozen margaritas! (So that’s why she was so bloated looking..) She didn’t come down for over an hour.

When Britney finally arrived at rehearsal she was an immediate pain in the ass. She refused to try and learn difficult dance moves and absolutely hated the outfit MTV had wanted her to wear. The ensemble, which reportedly looked much better than what she actually wore, included a corset and would have looked a million times better on her according to sources.

A source who was at the rehearsal said,

“The dance number was spectacular - without her. When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.”

Another source says the dancers were terrified of performing with Britney in front of the world and knew she wouldn’t give it her all.

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Don’t call it a comeback!

“Well let’s first all try to acknowledge the fact that Britney never could sing in the first place. Sadly her, how shall we say it, lack of singing talent has gotten even worse. I personally always have heard her voice in the same horrid way as people are now starting to. Britney Spears, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, some even say Janet Jackson, all great entertainers, not at all singers. Britney unfortunately just needs to give it up go raise her babies and tell the kiddies what it used to be like to be on top.”

-Smackaholic ‘TheeLadyGrace’ on Why Britney Spears Lip Syncs

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Hear the evolution of Britney Spears voice. It definitely bizarre how her voice has gone downhill.

For some reason the video is wigging out my site, so here’s the link.

Thank you Steven for sending this in!

Britney Spears dropped out of Cyndi Lauper’s ‘True Colors’ show because she wouldn’t be allowed to lip-sync.

Spears was expected to perform at the show in Los Angeles Saturday along with Erasure, Deborah Harry, The Dresden Dolls and The MisShapes with Jeffree Star.  But it looks like that won’t be happening as Britney refuses to sing live. Hmmph..some performer.

A source told The Sun, "Britney said she’d only lip-sync but to work with Cyndi, you have to perform."

Heh.  Britney Spears can’t sing.  Who knew?

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Beautiful.

That is all.

Our favorite little wannabe sang last night at the Orange Bowl in Miami. And yes, it was very obviously ‘live’.
 
What the fuck is she wearing this time?!
Ashlee couldn’t hit the high notes (let alone any) during her song, “LaLa”, and her voice sounded like a hungry cat in heat. At the end of her performance she shreiked, “You Make Me Wanna Scream!” and it was quite a fitting last statement. The crowd roared…with boos.

I’m thinking Ashlee is going to make a much better junkie than pop star…