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Perfect Placement

Spicy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:47:06 +0000

Lovely placement of Fergie’s two magazine covers this month – quite a contrast!

I read that Fergie pitched a little fit backstage while taping Saturday Night Live after coming across the People magazine with her and Josh on the cover.

I bet she wouldn’t be any more thrilled to see these two magazines side by side. I had to snap a pic of this while at Blockbuster Monday night. It gave me a little chuckle. Especially the Cosmo headline, “His #1 Sex Wish.” She might be, but too bad he has a #2 as well.

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Megan Fox Rolling Stone [PHOTO]

Spicy — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:13:40 +0000

Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine

Megan Fox is in our faces again, whether you like it or not – and she is bringing her vagina with her.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Fox does what she does best. Toys with the media, and men in particular. She knows she has sex written all over her. She’s 23, has a perfect body – give or take a couple of bad tattoos – alluring eyes that pierce you, and a full, pouty mouth. Or is that potty mouth?

That’s right, Megan likes to talk nasty. And if her looks aren’t enough to grab your attention, her vocabulary will.

This time Megan talks about the magical powers of her sacred vagina. I kid not. She says she owes her mystical prowess to “a powerful, confident vagina.”

Well let’s just let it all hang out, baby! Whip that vagina out onto the table and let’s talk about it!

Megan goes on to say that, “Men are scared of vaginas,” which, OK, let’s stop right here. I am going to go ahead and call this one out for what it is. Men are NOT afraid of vaginas! Have you ever met a man who would cringe around one? Ok, gays, stay out of this.. Men LOVE vagina. Men would have vagina for breakfast, lunch and dinner if they could. They would wash with it, wear it to work, and let it hold the remote for crissakes. Megan, c’mon sister, your pearls of vagde knowledge are weak!

[RS]

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Heidi Montag Playboy Cover [PICS]

Spicy — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:23:51 +0000

Heidi Montag poses with her Playboy cover

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used a movie premiere to promote Heidi’s Playboy pics.

Covered in mud and wearing a white bikini, Heidi is Playboy’s cover model for September 2009.

And in true Speidi fashion, the couple introduced the Playboy cover at an event other than their own. They attended the “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” movie premiere and that’s where they chose to promote themselves. Making it all about them, once again. Who invited them anyhow? Whoever it was…you moron!

Despite claiming to be a devout Christian and praying publicly all the time, Heidi has no problem when it comes to being the object of men’s lust. She says, “I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we’re born naked. We die naked. I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of.”

But wait a minute, God created yours and you weren’t satisfied with it! The plastic surgeon created yours, sweetheart!

[MTV]

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Farrah Fawcett Michael Jackson Vanity Fair Covers

Spicy — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:14:04 +0000

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson covers for the latest issue of Vanity Fair

Vanity Fair has put both Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson on it’s September 2009 cover.

Farrah’s has the title, “Fallen Angel”, and Michael’s says, “Fallen King”.

Vanity Fair’s editor Graydon Carter says here was no other way to do it. “Two covers seemed like the sensible thing to do, given the passing of two major American icons on the same day.”

“Beautiful People, Ugly Choices,” the Farrah Fawcett story, discusses her sudden rise to stardom, her turbulent love affair with Ryan O’Neal (and drugs), and her painfully sad death.

Of course a lot of the article focuses on O’Neal and his version of things, which, I’m sorry, but coming from a drug addict may be a bit skewed. Don’t forget, it wasn’t only his son Redmond who was caught with methamphetamine, it was also Ryan who was busted with the powerful, dirty drug.

To show just how “out of touch” O’Neal is (whether it be because of the drugs or just simply that he is a natural born simpleton), he willingly admits that he didn’t recognize his own daughter, Tatum O’Neal, at Farrah’s funeral. But wait…not only did he not recognize her, he also practically hit on her!

O’Neal has often said his parental skills were sub-par, and this scenario, as played out at Farrah’s funeral service, pretty much supports that.

He tells Vanity Fair:

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me—Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.”

Yes, it is sick, but I think it is more sad than anything. Sure, one may be at odds with their daughter, but to not recognize her? Unthinkable. And then for him to hit on a woman while at his lover’s funeral? WTF? He must have been smoking some good sh*t that day.

Then there is Michael Jackson’s story, “The Boy Who Would be King.”

Michael’s Vanity Fair story seems to be comprised mostly of interviews done with the singer in the late 70’s. A time when many of us prefer to remember him. Before the surgeries, before the scandals and before he was the biggest star in the world.

A few excerpts of the Michael Jackson interviews:

L.R.: As for reality, do you still enjoy meeting your fans?
M.J.: I enjoy all that sometimes, seeing people who love me, or buy my records. I think it’s fun, and I enjoy meeting my fans and I think it’s important. But sometimes people think you owe your life to them; they have a bad attitude, like “I made you who you are.” That may be true—but not that one person. Sometimes you have to say to them, If the music wasn’t good, you wouldn’t have bought it. Because some of them think they actually own you.

In another interview in 1984, the singer was asked about his album Thriller. He disclosed that just before it’s release that he thought it had “sounded like crap”.

L.R.: What?
M.J.: Oh, it was terrible. And I cried at the listening party. I said, “I’m sorry—we can’t release this.” I called a meeting with Quincy [Jones], and everybody at the [record] company was screaming that we had to have it out and there was a deadline, and I said, “I’m sorry, I’m not releasing it.” I said, “It’s terrible.” So we re-did a mix a day. Like a mix a day. And we rested two days, then we did a mixing. We were overworked, but it all came out O.K.

Vanity Fair’s latest issue will be available on newsstands in New York and Los Angeles on August 5th, and nationwide on August 11th.

[VF]

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Miley Cyrus Elle Cover

Spicy — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:31:50 +0000

So last week I received my issue of ELLE magazine and immediately was shocked at the cover of 16-year-old Miley Cyrus.

Believe it or not, I hadn’t seen the photo until I actually had the issue in my hands.

Miley is seen bending backwards, face half shadowed, with only her budding boobs to her crotch in the spotlight. Now, I am certainly no prude, folks, but this cover just rubs me the wrong way. The Annie Liebowitz photos have nothing on this in my opinion.

The cover flat out says, “Miley! On dad, boyfriends, and why she’s not a kid anymore.”

Let me tell you something ELLE, she IS still a kid, and I think this photo is in seriously bad taste. Just because she has boobs now doesn’t mean she is a full-fledged adult.

I think ELLE exploited Miley, but isn’t that what the fashion industry does to kids? C’mon daddy, wake up and fight for your kid. She’ll have enough time to exploit herself after she is 18, but for now, this is on your watch, moron.

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Brad Pitt “WIRED”

Spicy — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:44:58 +0000

Brad Pitt gets WIRED this month!

Pitt’s lovely face, aging or not, graces the cover of our favorite geek magazine, WIRED, this month, rocking a Bluetooth headset.

In the magazine’s interview he answers questions while in his Inglorious Basterds character.

On the cover he is quoted as saying, “”Who cares if your Warcraft wife is really a dude. If it’s good, don’t check under the hood.” Ha!

The magazine hits stands July 21st.

[PM]

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OK! Magazine Michael Jackson Cover Outrage

Spicy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:04:48 +0000

OK! magazine’s latest issue has Michael Jackson on the cover – lying on a stretcher, in what may have been his last moments.

The cover is causing outrage among Michael Jackson fans, the magazine’s advertisers and the music community.

The tabloid spent $500,000 on the “death photo” but it may end up costing them.

The source told the New York Post: “Media buyers have canceled upcoming meetings to discuss rates. It’s a disgrace. They’ve sunk to a new low.”

A spokesperson for the magazine has denied those reports. “This is untrue. No one at OK! has been contacted about any such cancellations as a result of the magazine’s coverage of this news event. Any pages booked by the advertising team are running as scheduled.”

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Bruno GQ [PHOTO]

Spicy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:18:49 +0000

Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno on the cover of GQ.

I cannot get over how much he looks like Anthony Kiedis when he had blond hair..

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Adam Lambert Rolling Stone [PHOTOS & VIDEO!]

Spicy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:08:50 +0000

Adam Lambert graces the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone, because, you know, Kris Allen just isn’t really RS material, is he?

The cover is just a tad suggestive with the snake pointing straight to Adam’s c*ck, don’t you think? Not that it’s a bad thing. Heh.

Finally, Adam opens up about his sexuality – yes, he is gay you morons – in the mag. He says point blank, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay.

“I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.”

Gay or not, he’s one HOT bitch!

Check out video from Adam’s Rolling Stone photo shoot:

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Lady Gaga Rolling Stone [PHOTO]

Spicy — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:11:09 +0000

Lady Gaga is gracing the cover of Rolling Stone’s annual Hot List issue.

Gaga is adorned in only bubbles, a frizzy blonde wig and her trademark makeup.

She tells the magazine, “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”

The issue hits stands today.

[RS]