I think Catherine Zeta Jones has been taking cosmetic lessons from Lindsay Lohan.

I didn’t know you could actually replicate that orange lip so perfectly!

[DM]

What do you think of Christina Aguilera’s look at last night’s MTV VMAs?

Hot or not?

The queen of fake shows off her fake hair, eyelashes, lips, nose, boobs, nails, tan, teeth and who knows what else.

I still can’t believe she went out with her baby boy, Max, earlier this week without those ghastly lips painted on.  I think that’s the least amount of makeup I have seen her in - like ever.

Her poor little monkey, Max, already looks like daddy.  I can already see the ears and mouth are headed in that unnatural baboon-looking direction…  Heh.

Pamela Anderson must be delusional from all that STD infested jizz she has swallowed throughout the years.

She thinks that the more makeup she wears, the sexier and younger it makes her appear.  On the contrary. Lighten up on the whore paint, Pammy!  Your face is looking as used up as your snatch!

Maggie Gyllenhaal on the cover of August’s Tatler magazine.

Holy scary dreams, Batman!

[GFY]

We knew Christina Aguilera wouldn’t be caught dead without her lip gloss, but did we know exactly just how obsessed she is with it?

While having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th, someone with a lot of time on their hands actually counted how many times the singer reapplied the gloss to her mouth. They supposedly counted more than 30 times.

The source said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”

Oh my, talk about high-maintenance! I wonder how many quarts of lipgloss that hooker has ingested in the past couple of years? Her turds probably have sparkles in them!