Archive for the ‘Makeup and Spray Tan Mayhem’ Category
I Think We Found the Next Joker..
Christina Aguilera is Insecure
We knew Christina Aguilera wouldn’t be caught dead without her lip gloss, but did we know exactly just how obsessed she is with it?
While having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th, someone with a lot of time on their hands actually counted how many times the singer reapplied the gloss to her mouth. They supposedly counted more than 30 times.
The source said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”
Oh my, talk about high-maintenance! I wonder how many quarts of lipgloss that hooker has ingested in the past couple of years? Her turds probably have sparkles in them!
More Than a Handful!
Damn, girl has got curves! Don’t you just want to stick your face between those things?
She looks great with a little meat on her bones actually. If only she would lay off the fricking war paint! She’s a pretty girl who thinks she has to glam it up all the time. I think she’s much hotter when she is dressed down and has minimal makeup. She overdoes everything. The tan, the hair, the makeup.
Quit trying so hard Xtina!

Source: Daily Mail
Lindsay Lohan’s Dirty Sanchez

Does she have Michael Jackson syndrome or is it remnants of a Dirty Sanchez gone wrong? Gah! Someone scrub this bitch down!
See more of Lindsay’s spray tan/dirty/zebra face at Hollywood Tuna.
Did She Lie About the Pepper Spray?
Police have found no evidence of pepper spray on the gown that was turned into police as evidence of possible sabotage in the Miss Universe contest.
Miss Puerto Rico Universe Ingrid Marie Rivera and pageant organizers claimed that someone had laced her makeup and doused her clothing with a chemical they believed to be pepper spray during the November 23 contest in an attempt to knock her out of the running. The 24-year-old from the town of Dorado said she broke out in hives and swelling during the pageant and was forced to ice down her face and body backstage during the event.
On Friday, the Caribbean island’s Forensic Sciences Institute said the brush and gown, delivered to police four days after the pageant, contained no traces of capsicum, pepper spray’s active ingredient. They did not test for other chemicals. “I guess she has a lot of explaining to do,” police spokesman Stephen Alvarez said on Saturday.
Saying that he did not want his department used for purposes of publicity, Police Superintendent Pedro Toledo said he would investigate whether anyone provided false information to his detectives, which would be a felony. The police complaint was filed by the pageant’s security director, Alvarez said. Rivera has not given any statements to police investigators.
Magali Febles, the director of the beauty pageant, insisted that the sabotage took place and said she would ask authorities to test for other substances. Organizers also said Rivera’s bags, containing clothing and credit cards, were stolen during the event, and that a bomb threat was called in the day before the final competition, forcing the cancellation of some events.
What do you think? Did the pepper spray incident really happen or is Miss Puerto Rico a lying attention whore to the Nth degree?
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The Many Faces of Boy George
Did She Go Down on an Oopma Loompa?
Lindsay Lohan with her freshly injected lips.
However, I’m more concerned with the color of her mouth. Better an orange mouth than a white powdery nose I suppose! But damn, Lindsay, back away from the spray tan! It looks like a freaking 5 o’clock shadow!
Geeze, Lay Off the Mystic Tan, Lindsay!
From overdosing on coke to od’ing on spray tan!
Lindsay Lohan is always sporting an orange glow, but this time she must have gotten sprayed down two or three times. Bitch must hate being albino pale with freckles because she is always trying to look like she has that California beach babe tan.
Maybe she is going as a carrot for Halloween? Or a pumpkin? A tabby cat…or a goldfish?

































