“I’m 23 years old. I’m allowed to make love on the floor if I want to!”

-Mandy Moore defends her racy new lyrics, in which she reveals some real sexy secrets.

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has a major crush on his co-star Mandy Moore.

The Rock played Mandy’s husband in the new film Southland Tales. He split from his wife Dany earlier this year and has fallen head over heels for Moore.

He says,

“Mandy is drop dead gorgeous! She is beautiful and sweet and tall! My kind of woman! I can’t say enough great things about her.”

Now wouldn’t that be an odd couple? Go Mandy!

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Jessica Simpson or Mandy Moore?

The two were pictured together at the the 11TH Annual ACE Awards yesterday.

I’d have to go with Mandy Moore because she is more of the girl-next-door, but she’s also got sex appeal and a brain. Jessica on the other hand is so over the top, the hair, the lashes, the extensions, she just seems so high-maintenance and shallow.

But then again, I don’t have a penis.

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WIN an autographed poster of Weinstein Company’s new modern love story Dedication starring Mandy Moore and Billy Crudup! See the trailer here!

How to Win:

Email Spicy and tell her why you think you should be the winner of the autographed poster! Maybe you’re a huge Mandy Moore or Billy Crudup fan, maybe you saw the film at Sundance, you collect movie memorabilia, or you just simply love Celebrity Smack, (ass-kissing never hurts) etc.

It’s that simple!

Two (2) winners will be announced on Celebrity Smack Monday, August 20th!
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We’ll be hosting lots more contests SOON in appreciation of all the Smackaholics out there! XOXO

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Paris Hilton porked a fat Jack Osbourne, along with the rest of Hollywood (DH)
Val Kilmer looks like Kenny Rogers (CP)
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I just had to watch this years show being as it was hosted by Sarah Silverman.

And she didn’t disappoint.

The highlight of the evening for me was Sarah’s opening monologue.  Specifically when she mocked Paris Hilton going to jail..

"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail.  (laughter erupts) The judge says that it’s going to be a no frills thing, and that is totally ridiculous.  She is totally going to get special treatment.  In fact, I heard in order to make her feel more comfortable in prison the guards are gunna paint the bars to look like penises."

The audience roars..

"I think it’s wrong too.  I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things."

The crowd goes wild. Cameras cut to Paris looking pissed but forcing a smile…

Heh.