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Suck It In, Sister.

Spicy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:28:02 +0000

Mariah Carey, always one to make a grand entrance, arrives at the launch party for her fragrance “Forever.”

The side of Carey’s Rolls Royce Phantom reads: “Memoirs of an imperfect angel” along with various photos of the singer plastered on its side. The super diva kept the crowd waiting earlier for nearly an hour to watch her turn on the Christmas lights at London’s (and Europe’s) largest shopping center.

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Mariah Carey Bathing Suit [PHOTOS]

Spicy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:52:32 +0000

Mariah Carey in a really, really, awful bathing suit that does nothing to compliment her sausage body.

Who picked this monstrosity out?! It has to be one of the most unflattering suits I have seen in my entire life.

The “v” cut to her navel makes her look like she’s got a beer belly, the “boy cut” legs make them look like tree stumps and WTF is up with her nipples? What’s she hiding in there? I bet she has a cube of ice on each one, heh. And I won’t mention the Fred Flinstone feet…

Mariah hater, who me?

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Mariah Carey on Jay Leno VIDEO

Spicy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:56:08 +0000

Mariah Carey on the Jay Leno Show: Video

Mariah Carey was on the Jay Leno Show last night, pimping out her new perfume.

Oh, excuse me, parfum.

Mariah had heaving cleavage – even more so than usual – and if you notice, she bends over in front of Jay giving him a hell of a show. Heh. Then Mariah shows the audience the correct way to apply her parfum, starting right in between the breasts and moving to, well, I forgot where she put it after that. I think Jay did to. His reply after her little show? “It’s times like this when I wish I had the desk.”

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Spicy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:52:13 +0000

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon dressed like angels for Halloween.

Mariah Carey and her man-slave Nick Cannon arrive at M2 club in Chelsea dressed as angels for a Halloween party. Halloween is just an excuse for Mariah to be seen publicly wearing lingerie. If angels dress like attention seeking whores then Mariah’s got it down perfectly.

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Mariah Carey “Precious” Screening

Spicy — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:13:57 +0000

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon at the Alice Tully Hall for the New York Film Festival screening of the critically-acclaimed movie, “Precious”.

Surprisingly enough, Mariah has received rave reviews for her role in the movie. Am I the only one having a hard time believing she can act?

[Photograph: © Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Nick Cannon Still Pampering Mariah Carey

Spicy — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:33:58 +0000

Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon leaving Mr. Chow’s Wednesday evening.

Looks like Saint Nick is still Mariah’s little assistant. Holding her hand and guiding her around, it always seems as though he is more of a servant than a hubby. I wonder if he brushes her teeth, files her corns and spoon feeds her too?

[Photograph: © Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]

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EMINEM The Warning [VIDEO/ LYRICS]

Spicy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:14:58 +0000

Eminem The Warning

Eminem has dropped his new tune ‘The Warning’, a major diss to Mariah Carey and her ‘Obsessed’ video.

Can I just say, dayumn!! Eminem didn’t pull any punches. At ALL.

He mentions still having photos of Mariah, (I’m guessing the sexual kind), says in 6 months she only gave it up once and he actually used a studio session that the two did together in his diss! Wow.

Just check the lyrics to The Warning for yourself: (NOTE: This song is very NSFW!)

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the f**k up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n’ out before Nick
When you was on my d*ck and give you somethin’ to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the f**k I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and that goes for you too, Nick, fa**o t
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’m a sit and fight with you over some sl*t bitch c**t who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you f***ing had to be drunk to f**k me?
Second base? What the f**k you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cuz I ejaculated early and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”wh*re”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out yo alcoholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But f*** it now I’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs
cuz every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every f***ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’m a just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

If the above doesn’t work, listen to Eminem’s ‘The Warning’ HERE.

BTW, I wonder who the hell Luis is? Heh..

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Mariah Carey OBSESSED Music Video!

Spicy — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:14:36 +0000

WATCH Mariah Carey’s new music video “OBSESSED” before it’s official release date tomorrow!

Mariah claims that the video isn’t about Eminem, but c’mon girlfriend, the lyrics give it away!

Sample Obsessed lyrics:

All up in the blogs
Say we met at the bar
When I don’t even know who you are
Say we up in your house
Sayin’ I’m up in your car
But you in LA but I’m out at Jermaine’s

I’m up in the A- you’re so so lame
and no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin’

Mariah, we are no dummies. We know you hate Eminem, and that you probably did him. Don’t deny it! From there it got messy with him spilling guts to the world. We know you’re embarrassed and all, but by singing about it you are really just making it all the more obvious that you DID give it up to the Em.

Does anyone actually believe that Mariah and Em did NOT hook-up?

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Mariah Carey Apologizes for Michael Jackson Memorial Performance

Spicy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:19:59 +0000

Mariah Carey seemed to struggle through her performance at Michael Jackson’s memorial service Tuesday because, she says, her emotions got the best of her.

I think that was pretty much obvious to us all, but Mimi still felt the need to apologize. She said,

“Trying to sing today was basically impossible for me. I could barely keep myself from crying. I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to pull it together and really do it right, but I was literally choked up when I saw him there in front of me. One thing I know is, we will never really have to say goodbye to MJ. His legacy lives on through his music and the millions of people he inspired with his timeless music. He will be forever in our hearts.”

I think Mariah was definitely doing her best but was genuinely upset. As for, say, Usher, as a reader pointed out, he did seem superficial, especially at the end of his performance where he took off his shades, as if to show the world he was weeping. His little “choked-up” pause at the end seemed a little fake too. The first thing I though of when he did that was, “Is he trying to make the end of this song like Jackson’s ‘She’s Out of My Life’ or what?”

[SP]

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Mariah Carey “I’ll Be There” Michael Jackson [VIDEO]

Spicy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:02:50 +0000

Mariah Carey sang an emotional version of “I’ll Be There” at Michael Jackson’s memorial along with Trey Lorenz.

Mariah’s voice crackled as she seemed to fight back the tears, especially in the beginning. Do I think her tears were real? Yes. As much I find Mariah to be plastic at times, I don’t think this was one of them. There’s no way it could have been easy to sing that song then and there.

If you follow me on Twitter you may have noticed I also sang Mariah’s praises for covering up her ta-ta’s for once. Yes, her neckline plunged, but she covered those bad boys up for once! Kudos to Mimi.

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