Archive for the ‘Mariah Carey’ Category

Mariah Replacing Janet Jackson on SNL

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

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It looks like Mariah Carey will be Janet Jackson’s replacement this weekend on Saturday Night Live.

Jackson was hospitalized on Monday with a terrible case of the flu and is too ill to make her scheduled appearance.

Please, please please SNL, make fun of Mariah!

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Mariah Carey is No Stranger to the Airbrush

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

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With the release of her new album “E=MC²”, Mariah Carey is everywhere these days.

Allure magazine is featuring the pop star diva on the cover of their April issue. Carey, who has been criticized in the past for her heavily doctored album covers, The Emancipation of Mimi namely, is once again shown airbrushed to the hilt.

The ‘artist’ was quite heavy handed and managed to completely erase Mariah’s cheeks as well as chisel her nose and chin.

So what do you think? Better before or after?

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You Can Leave Your Hat On

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

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Always one to whore herself out, Mariah Carey steps up a notch from the skintight micro-mini dresses and simply wears a hat on her latest album cover.

I can only say one thing. Shadows are her friend!

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Mariah Carey

Monday, January 7th, 2008

“Before a big show I’m not allowed to speak for two days. It’s boring writing notes. I need Stephen Hawking’s voice machine so I think and it comes out in a robot voice.”

- Mariah Carey would love a voice machine like British scientist Stephen Hawking.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Mariah Carey

Friday, January 4th, 2008

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“I’ve never done a diva-ish thing in my life. The definition of a diva is a woman who sings well, the second definition is a woman who’s difficult to deal with. I hope I’m the first but I don’t think I’m the second.”

- Mariah Carey swears she is not the diva people claim she is.

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Mariah Carey Hosts New Years Eve Bash at TAO

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Mariah Carey, darling, what are you going to do when you can’t wear micro-mini dresses any longer? That’ll be a tough day for Mimi who loves to wear only the tiniest and tightest of clothing.

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Mariah Carey’s closet is simply full of spray-on dresses I hear. Heh.

Might I Suggest a Costume?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

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Mariah Carey would make a wonderful Cowardly Lion..

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