It looks like Mariah Carey will be Janet Jackson’s replacement this weekend on Saturday Night Live.
Jackson was hospitalized on Monday with a terrible case of the flu and is too ill to make her scheduled appearance.
Please, please please SNL, make fun of Mariah!
With the release of her new album “E=MC²”, Mariah Carey is everywhere these days.
Allure magazine is featuring the pop star diva on the cover of their April issue. Carey, who has been criticized in the past for her heavily doctored album covers, The Emancipation of Mimi namely, is once again shown airbrushed to the hilt.
The ‘artist’ was quite heavy handed and managed to completely erase Mariah’s cheeks as well as chisel her nose and chin.
So what do you think? Better before or after?
Always one to whore herself out, Mariah Carey steps up a notch from the skintight micro-mini dresses and simply wears a hat on her latest album cover.
I can only say one thing. Shadows are her friend!
“Before a big show I’m not allowed to speak for two days. It’s boring writing notes. I need Stephen Hawking’s voice machine so I think and it comes out in a robot voice.”
- Mariah Carey would love a voice machine like British scientist Stephen Hawking.
“I’ve never done a diva-ish thing in my life. The definition of a diva is a woman who sings well, the second definition is a woman who’s difficult to deal with. I hope I’m the first but I don’t think I’m the second.”
- Mariah Carey swears she is not the diva people claim she is.
Mariah Carey, darling, what are you going to do when you can’t wear micro-mini dresses any longer? That’ll be a tough day for Mimi who loves to wear only the tiniest and tightest of clothing.
Mariah Carey’s closet is simply full of spray-on dresses I hear. Heh.
Mariah Carey would make a wonderful Cowardly Lion..
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