I don’t know, but I could SWEAR that Mary-Kate is Ozzy Osbourne’s love child!
EDIT: How funny, 24 hours after I posted this story People magazine copies it! [link]
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“Mary-Kate is absolutely not pregnant.”
I knew it couldn’t be true. The only thing The Enquirer had to go on was that Mary-Kate had (supposedly) gained a little weight. Well then she MUST be knocked up, right?!
Bitch, please.
Women, we all know that gaining a little weight does not equal a freaking baby bump. Thank gawd.
Not that they would tell us if the little party troll was expecting anyway. I mean, omg, Nicole Richie actually got pregnant and we never thought that would happen – who knew it was even physically possible!
OK! magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a secret to obtaining their trollish smiles.
A source, who the magazine claims is close with the twins, dished, “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune.”
A different source, also close to the girls, couldn’t confirm the prune story but says the twins’ smiles are important to them. “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can’t say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”
The Olsen twins attended the wedding ceremony of stylist Estee Stanley this Saturday night in Los Angeles where Ashley Olsen was also a bridesmaid.
Mary-Kate and Ashley decided on wearing stark white masks to hide their identity from photographers.
Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Tobey Maguire and wife, Eva Mendes, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, and Rashida Jones also attended the nuptials but all were obviously overshadowed by the two monkeys running around in masks.
I love how they claim to want to be left alone but the attention they attract is tenfold when doing something ridiculous such as this.
It’s like the celebs who go to the convenience store and bring a big ass posse with them, or when they go anywhere for that matter. They raise such a stink about themselves, then are up in arms as to why everyone is hounding them.
Kirsten Dunst, 1995
These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!
Lindsay Lohan – 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears – 2002, Alyssa Milano – 1986, Hilary Duff – 2002, Kimberly Stewart – 1997, Keri Russell – 1994 and the Olsen twins – 1998.
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Reports are surfacing today that Mary-Kate Olsen wasn’t only Ledger’s landlord, she was also his girlfriend.
And it was Mary-Kate who was called instead of 911 when his body was discovered by Diane Lee Wolozin, a masseuse who had an appointment with Ledger.
“Heath is unconscious. I don’t know what to do!” Wolozin frantically cried in the phone call to Mary-Kate.
“I’m sending my private security there,” the actress replied.
“I think he may be dead. I’m calling 911!” Wolozin said.
“I already have people coming over,” Olsen replied.
Uh-ok. So can anyone tell me why MKO seemed to not want 911 to be called? Doesn’t that seem weird?
Something’s fishy.
Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection. The bony ass bitch entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.
Her mouthpiece Nicole Caruso said, “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”
Will somebody feed her during “the next day or so” that she’s in there? High calorie meals yo.
Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt circa 1991
Ahhh…1991, what a year.
Fox Broadcasting was the first network to permit condom advertising on television, Seattle band Nirvana releases the song “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on the LP Nevermind and Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman) is arrested in a Florida movie theater for indecent exposure.
The number one song on Billboard was ‘(Everything I Do) I Do It For You’ by Bryan Adams, the top movie was ‘Terminator 2: Judgment Day’ and everyone was watching ‘Cheers’ on TV.
Here are some celebrities who are still in the spotlight today, as they looked in 1991.
Mary-Kate Olsen graces next months cover of Bazaar, and I must say she cleans up nicely…except when you throw a Raggedy Ann wig on her, then it’s straight up creepy!
To creep you out even further, (sorry!) MKO told Bazaar that she likes to run around in her house naked.
“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry.”
“All my friends will tell you..?!” What does that mean, that she prances her little prepubescent body around with hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelery hanging on her on in front of her friends? You know we hear Lohan’s really into that stuff…sans the jewelry.
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Other Mary-Kate Olsen News:
Mary-Kate Olsen and Max Snow split! (BNS)
Grandma, is that you? (TMZ)
Mary-Kate Olsen on ‘Weeds’ (ND)
