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Mary-Kate Olsen Takes a Ride

Spicy — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:01:56 +0000

Mary-Kate Olsen rides her bike in the East Village.

I don’t know, but I could SWEAR that Mary-Kate is Ozzy Osbourne’s love child!

EDIT: How funny, 24 hours after I posted this story People magazine copies it! [link]

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Mary-Kate Olsen Not Pregnant

Spicy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:51:08 +0000

Mary-Kate Olsen and her publicist are staunchly denying that the pint sized star is pregnant.

“Mary-Kate is absolutely not pregnant.”

I knew it couldn’t be true. The only thing The Enquirer had to go on was that Mary-Kate had (supposedly) gained a little weight. Well then she MUST be knocked up, right?!

Bitch, please.

Women, we all know that gaining a little weight does not equal a freaking baby bump. Thank gawd.

Not that they would tell us if the little party troll was expecting anyway. I mean, omg, Nicole Richie actually got pregnant and we never thought that would happen – who knew it was even physically possible!

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The Olsen Twins’ “Prune” Smiles

Spicy — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:34:57 +0000

OK! magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a secret to obtaining their trollish smiles.

A source, who the magazine claims is close with the twins, dished, “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune.”

A different source, also close to the girls, couldn’t confirm the prune story but says the twins’ smiles are important to them. “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can’t say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”

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Nothing Says Incognito Like Wearing a Mask!

Spicy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:20:44 +0000

The Olsen twins attended the wedding ceremony of stylist Estee Stanley this Saturday night in Los Angeles where Ashley Olsen was also a bridesmaid.

Mary-Kate and Ashley decided on wearing stark white masks to hide their identity from photographers.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Tobey Maguire and wife, Eva Mendes, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, and Rashida Jones also attended the nuptials but all were obviously overshadowed by the two monkeys running around in masks.

I love how they claim to want to be left alone but the attention they attract is tenfold when doing something ridiculous such as this.

It’s like the celebs who go to the convenience store and bring a big ass posse with them, or when they go anywhere for that matter. They raise such a stink about themselves, then are up in arms as to why everyone is hounding them.

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Weren’t They Darling?

Spicy — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:22:40 +0000

Kirsten Dunst, 1995

These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!

Lindsay Lohan – 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears – 2002, Alyssa Milano – 1986, Hilary Duff – 2002, Kimberly Stewart – 1997, Keri Russell – 1994 and the Olsen twins – 1998.

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Mary-Kate Olsen and Heath Ledger Were Dating?

Spicy — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:54:22 +0000

Reports are surfacing today that Mary-Kate Olsen wasn’t only Ledger’s landlord, she was also his girlfriend.

And it was Mary-Kate who was called instead of 911 when his body was discovered by Diane Lee Wolozin, a masseuse who had an appointment with Ledger.

“Heath is unconscious. I don’t know what to do!” Wolozin frantically cried in the phone call to Mary-Kate.

“I’m sending my private security there,” the actress replied.

“I think he may be dead. I’m calling 911!” Wolozin said.

“I already have people coming over,” Olsen replied.

Uh-ok. So can anyone tell me why MKO seemed to not want 911 to be called? Doesn’t that seem weird?

Something’s fishy.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized for Kidney Infection

Spicy — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:58:59 +0000

Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection. The bony ass bitch entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.

Her mouthpiece Nicole Caruso said, “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”

Will somebody feed her during “the next day or so” that she’s in there? High calorie meals yo.

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Flashback 16 Years! 1991

Spicy — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:46:22 +0000

Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt circa 1991

Ahhh…1991, what a year.

Fox Broadcasting was the first network to permit condom advertising on television, Seattle band Nirvana releases the song “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on the LP Nevermind and Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman) is arrested in a Florida movie theater for indecent exposure.

The number one song on Billboard was ‘(Everything I Do) I Do It For You’ by Bryan Adams, the top movie was ‘Terminator 2: Judgment Day’ and everyone was watching ‘Cheers’ on TV.

Here are some celebrities who are still in the spotlight today, as they looked in 1991.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Does Harper’s Bazaar

Spicy — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:22:48 +0000

Mary-Kate Olsen graces next months cover of Bazaar, and I must say she cleans up nicely…except when you throw a Raggedy Ann wig on her, then it’s straight up creepy!

To creep you out even further, (sorry!) MKO told Bazaar that she likes to run around in her house naked.

“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry.”

“All my friends will tell you..?!” What does that mean, that she prances her little prepubescent body around with hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelery hanging on her on in front of her friends? You know we hear Lohan’s really into that stuff…sans the jewelry.

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Other Mary-Kate Olsen News:

Mary-Kate Olsen and Max Snow split! (BNS)

Grandma, is that you? (TMZ)

Mary-Kate Olsen on ‘Weeds’ (ND)

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If Celebrities Endorsed Candy..

Spicy — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:01:19 +0000

It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.

It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.

So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?

Well marvel no more.

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The 100 Grand bar = Tori Spelling.

But make sure you buy two!

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Dots = Victoria Beckham

They double as nipples!

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Nerds = Dustin Diamond

Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!

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Mike & Ikes = Mike Tyson, Ike Turner

Even wife beaters love candy!

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Big Hunk = Mr. Big (Chris Noth)

Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..

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Pop Rocks = Amy Winehouse

For those pop stars that love their rocks!

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Gummi Bear = Jason Davis

As dubbed by TMZ.com..

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Troll Gummi’s = Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Well, duh!

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Sky Bar = Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!

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Three Musketeers = Lindsay, Britney and Paris

Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!

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Wax Lips = Courtney Love

When your real mouth just won’t do!

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I’m off for a long weekend as I’m sure are a lot of you! Enjoy the long weekend and have a fabulous, safe time!

See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy