It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.

It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.

So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?

Well marvel no more.

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The 100 Grand bar = Tori Spelling.

But make sure you buy two!

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Dots = Victoria Beckham

They double as nipples!

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Nerds = Dustin Diamond

Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!

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Mike & Ikes = Mike Tyson, Ike Turner

Even wife beaters love candy!

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Big Hunk = Mr. Big (Chris Noth)

Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..

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Pop Rocks = Amy Winehouse

For those pop stars that love their rocks!

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Gummi Bear = Jason Davis

As dubbed by TMZ.com..

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Troll Gummi’s = Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Well, duh!

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Sky Bar = Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!

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Three Musketeers = Lindsay, Britney and Paris

Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!

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Wax Lips = Courtney Love

When your real mouth just won’t do!

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I’m off for a long weekend as I’m sure are a lot of you! Enjoy the long weekend and have a fabulous, safe time!

See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy

As I was browsing one of my favorite sites, I learned of a newer site out there that has photoshop fun with celebrities.

I just HAD to share!

The site is called, Planet Hiltron, and it is truly amusing.  See celebs as they might look at a different weight, age, or in another era.  Check out their kick ass site for more!

Richard Simmons prays for Paris Hilton (GW)
Pamela Anderson whores herself out at magic show (DSF)
It’s Angelina Jolie’s birthday (EBG)
Kim Kardashian must have ass implants (ABH)
Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman aroused us with their near-kiss (TB)
Paris Hilton’s original mugshot (TS)
Pics & Video of Hilton going to jail (RC)
MK’s experience with the MTV Movie Awards (PB)
Sarah Harding upskirt (ND)
Calum Best asks Britney Spears to check on Lindsay Lohan in rehab (HBW)
Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t look cracked out! (HS)
Danny Bonaduce lapdances at his divorce party (GG)
Megan Fox was the hottest chick at the MTV Movie Awards (F&C)

Added: Afternoon links

Brooke Burke bikini pictures (DH)
Does Danny Bonaduce ever wear a shirt? (CR)
Angelina Jolie smoking hot on Esquire (CWS)
Ross the Intern and his girl, Louise (CDW)
Internet spammers and virus launchers have their favorite celebrities too.. (AIW)
Braves AA manager goes berserk -funny! (BS)
Paris Hilton works out, doesn’t sweat (CP)
Johnny Knoxville  sued over penis stunt (DS)
Video of the Sarah Silverman/Paris Hilton roast (CG)

Evening Links

Nicole Richie hikes because she is fat (ASL)
Katherine Heigl without makeup (JIYH)
Latest celebrity DUI (POTP)
Ice-T shows you Coco’s massive pierced titties (Dlisted)
Vince Vaughan sows his drunken oats (INO)
Paris Hilton’s new wax figure! (ICYDK)

*Yeah, I know, Blogger comments aren’t working..sorry!

Can you tell who’s Mary Kate and who’s Ashley?

MKO is the one with the crazy look in her eye. Her hair is looking horrid after all those dye jobs recently!

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..out of her Balenciaga boots.

She hasn’t changed her outfit in weeks..and the boots in months! We’re left wondering, will she ever tire of them?

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Here she is biting a stripper on the leg.

The pics are said to have been taken at Mary Kates birthday party, but that would have been awhile ago being as her birthday is on June 13th.

Regardless, the stripper is one mangled looking whore! With a floppy titty to match!

Is that the best money can buy these days?

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C’mon MKO, give up the Frankenbitch shoes!

If she were taller and had some more meat on her bones they wouldn’t look so freakish on her.

Every time we see her out now she is wearing them. (These pics were taken yesterday.)

At least she had the sense to darken that completely bleached out mane of hers. That was even more comical than the Franken-stomp shoes!

Ironically, we first reported about these shoes two months ago. I think she has worn them nearly everyday since..

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The twins were out last night in full force.

Ashley looking demure with her dark brunette hair and perfect makeup. Mary Kate looking like a bag lady who had a free shopping spree through a Salvation Army thrift store..

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