Richard Simmons prays for Paris Hilton (GW)
Pamela Anderson whores herself out at magic show (DSF)
It’s Angelina Jolie’s birthday (EBG)
Kim Kardashian must have ass implants (ABH)
Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman aroused us with their near-kiss (TB)
Paris Hilton’s original mugshot (TS)
Pics & Video of Hilton going to jail (RC)
MK’s experience with the MTV Movie Awards (PB)
Sarah Harding upskirt (ND)
Calum Best asks Britney Spears to check on Lindsay Lohan in rehab (HBW)
Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t look cracked out! (HS)
Danny Bonaduce lapdances at his divorce party (GG)
Megan Fox was the hottest chick at the MTV Movie Awards (F&C)

Added: Afternoon links

Brooke Burke bikini pictures (DH)
Does Danny Bonaduce ever wear a shirt? (CR)
Angelina Jolie smoking hot on Esquire (CWS)
Ross the Intern and his girl, Louise (CDW)
Internet spammers and virus launchers have their favorite celebrities too.. (AIW)
Braves AA manager goes berserk -funny! (BS)
Paris Hilton works out, doesn’t sweat (CP)
Johnny Knoxville  sued over penis stunt (DS)
Video of the Sarah Silverman/Paris Hilton roast (CG)

Evening Links

Nicole Richie hikes because she is fat (ASL)
Katherine Heigl without makeup (JIYH)
Latest celebrity DUI (POTP)
Ice-T shows you Coco’s massive pierced titties (Dlisted)
Vince Vaughan sows his drunken oats (INO)
Paris Hilton’s new wax figure! (ICYDK)

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Can you tell who’s Mary Kate and who’s Ashley?

MKO is the one with the crazy look in her eye. Her hair is looking horrid after all those dye jobs recently!

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..out of her Balenciaga boots.

She hasn’t changed her outfit in weeks..and the boots in months! We’re left wondering, will she ever tire of them?

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Here she is biting a stripper on the leg.

The pics are said to have been taken at Mary Kates birthday party, but that would have been awhile ago being as her birthday is on June 13th.

Regardless, the stripper is one mangled looking whore! With a floppy titty to match!

Is that the best money can buy these days?

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C’mon MKO, give up the Frankenbitch shoes!

If she were taller and had some more meat on her bones they wouldn’t look so freakish on her.

Every time we see her out now she is wearing them. (These pics were taken yesterday.)

At least she had the sense to darken that completely bleached out mane of hers. That was even more comical than the Franken-stomp shoes!

Ironically, we first reported about these shoes two months ago. I think she has worn them nearly everyday since..

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The twins were out last night in full force.

Ashley looking demure with her dark brunette hair and perfect makeup. Mary Kate looking like a bag lady who had a free shopping spree through a Salvation Army thrift store..

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Mary-Kate looks like Frankenbitch with those cement block shoes on.

It seems Mary-Kate doesn’t wear pants at all anymore. Just black tights and too large shirts/sweaters. I guess when you are not anatomically correct, you don’t have to worry so much about it.

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Looks like she dressed up in mommy’s clothes and headed out for the big city.